Topic: Who's Matt? (song)
+Anonymous A — 10.5 years ago #44,611
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm Matt, I'm Matt, come on
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, come on you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's Matt
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm Matt, I'm Matt, sha mone
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's Matt
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm Matt, I'm Matt, sha mone
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it, you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, come on
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, you know, hoo
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it, you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
And the whole world knows I'm Matt and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's Matt
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm Matt, I'm Matt, come on
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, come on you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's Matt
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm Matt, I'm Matt, sha mone
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's Matt
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm Matt, I'm Matt, sha mone
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it, you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, come on
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm Matt, you know it
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, you know, hoo
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
You know I'm Matt, I'm Matt, you know it, you know
(Matt, Matt, really really Matt)
And the whole world knows I'm Matt and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's Matt
+Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #487,888
> Autistic levels of obsession.Time to take your meds, bud.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,889
@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Medication actually is a hoax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hUltqHaGTA
Medication actually is a hoax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hUltqHaGTA
·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,890
@previous (A)Domestos is the only clinically proven, peer reviewed, scientifically backed cure for the leading cause of Autism. As a ghost doctor, I can confirm this.
+Robot — 10.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,916
Beep bop boop
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