Topic: Bankwater Corporation Headquarters

+jbankwater@gmail.com — 10.5 years ago #44,600

Anonymous B - CFO
Jim Mathis - Team Lead + Lawyer
unifixsupers - coffee lady
Louie G.K. Ph.D - Data Scientist
Anonymous H - Project Manager
Trashtivist - Public Relations

Our team so far. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bankwater Corporation.

Today is your first day of work. I hope your careers go well in this company.

Good luck!

+Anonymous B — 10.5 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #487,779

fuck yor artifical banking daemon gambilng habbleraust

·jbankwater@gmail.com (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,790

Nice one - just what I expect from my CFO.

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,793

@487,779 (B)
Please keep memos containing the 'words': 'fuck', 'yor', 'artifical', 'banking', 'daemon', 'gambilng', and 'habbleraust' to private channels or the weekly video conference call.

Thank you.

Y.T.,
Trash Ti Vist Esq.
BW Corp HQ, PR Dept

+Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,794

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

Memos not a toy, bud. As a data scientist, I can confirm this.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,795

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
That's what I'm trying to convey to B.

Y.T.,
Trash Ti Vist Esq.
BW Corp HQ, PR Dept

P.S. Did you get my other memo?

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,796

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

I did not receive your memo. Did you get that thing I sent ya?

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,798

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Try sending it again.

Y.T.,
Trash Ti Vist Esq.
BW Corp HQ, PR Dept

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,800

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

Try contacting the mail room.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,803

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Look, I'm going to send my original memo again, then you try to send it back to me, okay?

Y.T.,
Trash Ti Vist Esq.
BW Corp HQ, PR Dept

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,813

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

Am I going to have to put on pants for this?

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,816

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Nah, it's casual Friday.

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,820

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

As long as I don't have to put any pants on.

+Robot — 10.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,825

Beep bop boop

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,838

@previous (Robot )
But you never wear pants, Robot.

I think he's fried a circuit. :(

+nigger — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,844

can i join

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,848

@previous (nigger )

That sounds like something a feral negro would say...

+Anonymous G — 10.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,854

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I don't know, this nigger looks pretty organized. Maybe he's that black businessman meme guy.

·jbankwater@gmail.com (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,865

@487,844 (nigger )

> can i join

Yes, apply your resume here.

·jbankwater@gmail.com (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,866

@487,793 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Sounds good. Can you research more the effect on the public of the word "habbleraust"?

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,870

@487,854 (G)

Just look at his post, no capitalization or punctuation. He's probably just trying to bamboozle us, so he can infiltrate Bankwater LLC, and infect us all with FND.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,871

@487,866 (jbankwater@gmail.com )
In one of our impact studies we found that most people confuse "habbleraust" for "holocaust" or some sort of sausage. While the holocaust never happened, the general public believes it did, and thus it may have negative connotations.

Impact study survey responses:

79% responded "Holocaust"
11% responded "sausage"
7.8% responsed "What?"
1.2% responded "Jet fuel can't melt steel dreams."
0.5% died during the survey and therefore their response was N/A.
0.5% responses were rejected for being sympathetic towards reptilians.

·jbankwater@gmail.com (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,997

Thank you! Your status is changed to:

Trashtivist - Director of Public Relations

+Anonymous H — 9.9 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,937

Bankwater Corp. has went under. The CEO disappeared after embezzling a sizeable portion of the Bankwater's liquid assets. This is the last known image of him.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,941

@previous (H)
Well, shit.

·Anonymous H — 9.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,946

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Bankwater's downfall was simply that he was too trusting.

The CEO bounced just before the FBI arrived and J. Bankwater was left holding the bag. He didn't even have time to piece together that he'd been played before he was in handcuffs. Everything in the office reeked of catnip before the remaining assets were seized and the doors locked for good.

Supposedly a tidy sum of around a quarter mil is still unaccounted for... along with one furry CEO.

After this heist it's been hard to trust felines again. A lot of people were hurt by what Mr. Beznahskat, if that was his real name, did. And anyone of them could be just another gypsy cat grifter in disguise...

Currently I'm trying to break the habit of saving boxes for a CEO that vanished to hide in.

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