He watched it nonstop every day
And among all the characters he loved Bert the most
He said he would like to meet him in real life and have fun together
Then I told him the brutal truth that how Bert looks like in real life
how he abused alcohol and drugs how he get into problems with the law
how he constantly get fired and live on the street
how he trash talked on little internet bulletin boards and coward out when got call out
etc etc etc
He cried to momma and swear he would never watch that horrible childish show again
His mom thanked me for curing his Bert addiction
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
@previous (C)
nice try of tempting me to allow your lover back to tc
@487,629 (B)
Should be heiling instead of saluting, but close enough.
@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Yeah, someone fucked this up pretty bad.
> live on the street
So Bert became Oscar the Grouch?
@previous (F)
Nope, Oscar doesnt threaten rape
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
He just wants everyone to get off his lawn.
@487,818 (B)
True, but tbf we've seen worse. E.g.
@487,828 (F) @487,833 (B)
Bert doesnt even have a house