Topic: There is a boy who loved Sesame Street alot

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago #44,587

He watched it nonstop every day
And among all the characters he loved Bert the most
He said he would like to meet him in real life and have fun together

Then I told him the brutal truth that how Bert looks like in real life
how he abused alcohol and drugs how he get into problems with the law
how he constantly get fired and live on the street
how he trash talked on little internet bulletin boards and coward out when got call out
etc etc etc

He cried to momma and swear he would never watch that horrible childish show again
His mom thanked me for curing his Bert addiction

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #487,629

+Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,631

OP
You had bert. You got rid of bert. Move on or bring him back, so you can play with him.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,637

@previous (C)
nice try of tempting me to allow your lover back to tc

+Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,674

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
LOL

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #487,812

@487,629 (B)
Should be heiling instead of saluting, but close enough.

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #487,818

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Yeah, someone fucked this up pretty bad.

+Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #487,828

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> live on the street

So Bert became Oscar the Grouch?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,830

@previous (F)
Nope, Oscar doesnt threaten rape

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,833

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
He just wants everyone to get off his lawn.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,837

@487,818 (B)
True, but tbf we've seen worse. E.g. @487,828 (F)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,850

@487,833 (B)
Bert doesnt even have a house

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