Topic: Melissa and Candi fight over Bert.

+Anonymous A — 10.5 years ago #44,554

http://www.bertchan.byethost7.com/topic/13

PUSSY FIGHT!!!!!!!!

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #487,415

As much as I believe it is a troll fight,
I have my popcorn and soda ready.

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #487,424

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nah, it's 100% legit, bruv.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #487,425

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaally

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,426

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yeah, Bert must be a bitch magnet. That's all. One of the 'women' even posted a pic, so how can you call troll on that, mayne?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,434

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
> One of the 'women' even posted a pic
old TC rule, no timestamp no legit

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,446

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Look, if you have faith in Jesus Hitler Christ, like Bert, then you can have faith in women on the internets without seeing timestamped pics.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,451

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
I'm not like Bert tho

+Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,453

Sprite.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,455

@487,451 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
You need Jesus, On.

Here, let's pray together, oh Jesus, On is a heathen, please save his soul and forgive him for living next to a bunch of communists for he knows not what he does, also forgive him for not making enough guro papercraft, he got busy or something, also Jesus, if you could assist the forced euthanasia project, we'd appreciate it. Amen.

There, you are now saved, go with God, my nigga.

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,466

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

> You need Cthulhu, On.
>
> Here, let's pray together, oh Cthulhu. On is a heathen, please damn his soul and destroy every piece of hooman filth, for being filthy hoomans. for he knows not what he does, Fuck a shit up his ass, he got busy or something, also Cthulhu, if you could assist the forced euthanasia project, we'd appreciate it. Amen.
>
> There, you are now damned, go with Cthulhu, my nigga.

ftfy, bud.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,468

@487,455 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
All I need is Skynet. It solves all the problem on the Earth.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,471

@487,466 (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Might as well try both. See which one delivers.

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Skynethulhu?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,473

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
What is it, unserious fraud Skynet replica?
I need the TRUE and HONEST Skynet.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,474

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's grate and really similar to Skynet... just with tentacles.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,476

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Bullshit
Skynet needs no tentacles

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,477

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Everything's better with tentacles, On. Everything.

For example: Rape + Tentacles = Tentacle Rape.

Clearly tentacle rape is superior to rape rape.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,479

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Is Tentacle Bert better than Bert? Hmm?

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,482

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
If Bert was a mutant freak with tentacles he'd be more interesting than bert bert.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,489

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
He'd still be drunk and trash talk and creep on girls and lay rape threats
How is that an improvement

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,494

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

> He'd still be drunk and trash talk and creep on girls and make tentacle* rape threats
> How is that an improvement

Because tentacles.

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