Topic: What weapons are most effective against Negroes infected with FND?

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago #44,553

Need to make sure I'm prepared for the next outbreak.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #487,408

KFC catapults
Watermelaunchers

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,409

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I've heard rumors of a using mayonnaise laced watermelons in trebuchets as a basic defense mechanism. Apparently negroes have an adverse reaction to mayonnaise.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,410

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Worth a try

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,413

This appears to have been an early prototype of the trebuchet.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,414

Of course not all anti-FND watermelon launching devices are foolproof...

+Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,433

Crossbows, with explosive tip bolts.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,435

@487,414 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
That one firing is a FND infectee

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,445

@487,433 (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
So uh... where do you purchase these explosive tip bolts?

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Damn. That would explain it.

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,447

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

You maker them yourself.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,449

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Brb, getting added to another NSA watchlist.

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,454

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

Buy, duh, ba, ba, da, ba! Snootch!

+Anonymous D — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,458

A job application and a textbook.

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #487,598

@previous (D)
That's racist.

+Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 6 months later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,939

Automatic Killer 47s.

+Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 9.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,981

Flamethrowers work grate against feral nuggets.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,990

@487,458 (D)
Not necessarily foolproof.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,000

@495,981 (Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM)

Unfortunately quality flammenwerfers/flame projectors are hard to come by nowadays. Of course there's the homemade variety, but they just don't have the fwoooooosh you know? Thank Satan that grate grandpappy knew we'd need that M1A1 flamethrower someday and brought it back home.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,001

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

On second thought, I might just go ahead and sell it.

+Anonymous I — 9.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,003

@495,990 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Hey I think I was anon d. I'm not sure though and I don't think I'll ever know for sure. Frank's a real dick.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 9.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,005

@previous (I)
Well, yeah.

·Anonymous I — 9.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,008

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Hey you called me racist a few months ago, apparently... Not sure i was actually anon d though so I can't defend myself. Anyways, blacks really do ruin everything, don't they?

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 9.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,014

@previous (I)

Goddamn, son. Stop being so racist ffs.

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