Topic: BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT At the request of C-Mod, our final Bert Alert
+Emergency Bertcast System !*0 — 10.5 years ago #44,524
This is your FINAL Bert warning.
Due to unforseen circumstances that EBS missed, this warning comes some hours late.
Bert nearly tricks Trip into giving him her phone number, causing an uproar.
The link is posted below.
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44496#reply_486834
Now, in celebration of this milestone, you may remove your tinfoil hat, and come out of your bunker, and PARTAAAAAAAYYY!!!
This concludes the Emergency.
This also concludes the EBS Emergency System.
Now I'm unemployed.
I might take up drinking to drown the pain of being unemployed.
Then I'll be homeless.
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm living Bert's life?
Well anyway, the EBS is now off the air.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #487,052
Best news to start a new year
Cheers
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,053
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
But I'm unemployed.
How am I supposed to get gas?
Buy everclear?
Buy Wendys??
Goddamn, my whole life just turned into Bert, I'm a useless, no good, unemployed, homeless, pathetic, Alert System.
Goodbye cruel world... I'm going to curbstomp myself to death.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,054
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
You can always keep an eye on RedCream instead
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,055
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hmmmm, the Emergency Redcreamcast System.....
Doesn't have the right ring to it tho.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #487,056
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
RedCream Alert Systm
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #487,057
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I could try that...
What is that bijou Chan addy? I'm gonna have to sneak over there and see if Bert is raging, although I'm not sure if he goes there.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,060
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
Ionno, I've never visited there, knowing the autism level could possibly exceed TC and MC combined.
Nvm found it
https://bijou.4ct.org(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,061
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yep, he's there raging
https://bijou.4ct.org/topic/1092 ·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,062
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
Totally expected. Let's see how much he has to flood there with bawwing topic against me, and get his ass banned there.
Or not, I dun really cars.
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,063
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
He has four threads already, all about you.
I think he is quite fond of you!!
Oh, and he threatened to rape your sister again.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,065
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
Geez, now where could I pop up a sister out of thin air for him to raep?
His dedication of raping my nonexist sister is a proof of his severe level of autism.
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,074
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
We all could pool together and buy him a Chinese blow up doll....
No, wait scratch that, gay navy boys don't like pussy.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,076
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
he also doesnt deserve any of our monies
he still owe Trashtivist $1000
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,102
@487,062 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
He won't get banned. They let fakefuck run rampant.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #487,103
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh glad he finally found the shithole meant for him
he can scam to his heart content without worrying getting b&ed there
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