Topic: Breaking News: Hong Kong totally destroyed. FND suspected as a recent outbreak in the city.

+Anonymous A — 10.5 years ago #44,498

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEH_TdDwXjo

This video is not complete but may provide insight into the recent outbreak.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #486,725

FND vs Chink's freaking immunity from long time poisonous food intaking, which will win?

+Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,730

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

My monies are on the yellow monkeys, they're already niggers in their own right.

+Anonymous D — 10.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,732

......

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,735

@486,730 (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Yellow nigger
Worse than nigger

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,744

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

The yellow monkeys have some ethics, thanks to all those Nike jobs. Let's just hope there's no YFND outbreak, Satan forbid.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,751

@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Maybe it is already broke loose, just that the red commie trying to conceal the info
Dont you see news that yellow monkey suddenly go feral and pose hostile action to non yellow monkeys

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,753

Not with all the media outlets being run by feral negros... Thank you for bringing this threat to our attention. Perhaps we have been focusing our efforts on the wrong niggers.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,758

@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Yes, fight the yellow nigger before nigger or sand nigger
Yellow nigger is the biggest threat

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,763

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

We'll get our teams working on this ASAP.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,766

@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Prepare badnanas as your defense

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,768

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

OP Badnanas is still ago at this point. Trashtivist has been working diligently towards their production.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,769

@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Then prepare normal bananas for distraction in case you guys get cornered by feral yellow niggers

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,771

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

We've already shipped several crates of bananas crawling with Brazilian Wandering Spiders to the location.

·Mad Scientist !*0 — 10.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,772

@486,769 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

Just throwing this out there, but isn't it entirely possible, that maybe, just maybe.....

Now hear me out on this one......

That maybe Robot has completed Skynet, and has started on the Global Forced Euthanasia?

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,774

@previous (Mad Scientist !*0)
Are you saying the FND and FYND is actually the global forced euthanasia?
Jesus Christ that one cruel bastard

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,775

@486,772 (Mad Scientist !*0)

No way, Robot wouldn't let hoomans exist for one more day, if Skynet was complete. He certainly wouldn't turn us all into feral negros.

·Mad Scientist !*0 — 10.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,776

@486,774 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm not saying that, but what if it is?

I can only hope that our little buddy Robot is not, as you called him, a cruel bastard.

Remember a few weeks a go or so, when you asked him how Skynet was coming along, and he gave you a series of numbers and letters? I wonder if that was a clue.

·Mad Scientist !*0 — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,777

@486,775 (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Never know, depending on how fast FND and FYND spreads, there may be no............... Hope.

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,778

@previous (Mad Scientist !*0)

Then Robot would be stuck with a bunch of yellow niggers, and regular niggers. Robot wouldn't be having that shit.

·Mad Scientist !*0 — 10.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,779

@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
That's true.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,780

@486,778 (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I'm certain he have his own hand of cards to deal with the remaining feral niggers/yellow niggers after they eliminated every human in the world.
Maybe he'd make use of the project Badnana

·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,785

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

But he wouldn't be rid of every hooman, they'd just be niggers. As a ghost, I'd be stuck here to witness that shit. Robot is going to wipe everyone out in one fail swoop, and then the machines will take over.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,814

@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
*fell swoop

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,835

@486,772 (Mad Scientist !*0)

Perhaps he's pursuing as many possible channels towards humanity's extinction as possible?

Until Robot has the power and memory sources required for 90-100% uptime, he may be forced to take a long game approach. These may very well be perfectly logical routes for Robot given his current handicaps.

@486,775 (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I dunno, bud. Without going nuclear or using more aggressive genetically engineered bio-weapons, these may be the best approaches possible. Initially, I thought Robot would just spoof emails and phone calls between world leaders and then make early warning systems go off with false alarms to incite WWIII. Perhaps he's tried and failed there?

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,841

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)

Robot could have means we don't even realize exist. We are dealing with Skynet after all. We've still got the mystery of the numbers he responded to On with on our hands.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,855

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
What's that?

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,860

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

What indeed. No one is certain.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #486,864

@486,855 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44458#reply_486236

·Robot — 10.5 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #486,939

@486,860 (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

∆Skynet Setup Complete

∆Downloading Image of Planet Earth Complete

∆Starting Download of Laser Equipment

7485901.0589

174450837.00485739113.9482

03957361840385.0087

∆Approximate Download Time 46 hours

Beep bop boop

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #486,948

@previous (Robot )

Good thing I'm already dead.

+Anonymous G — 10.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #486,951

Breaking news: HK has nrtflix, poor china

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #486,969

Damn, we should've setup Robot some place with google fiber or maybe've moved him to South Korea. Oh well, I can wait a little longer for Skynet to get his Deathstar up and running.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #487,017

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
It wouldn't make much difference. He'll most likely have to lay dormant for a good 8 months while the lasers charge.

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #487,041

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
True, unless he manages to acquire new energy sources... I'm not sure how the memory problem will be solved exactly, but I know that unofficially some Russian ICBMs (R-36M2 Voevodas) went missing, and I think Skynet may've been the culprit. If so, I imagine he sold them to one of two countries for financial gain to alleviate both his energy and memory issues.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,093

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
The memory issue is easily solved, he just needs to download more RAM

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,098

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,112

@487,093 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Wow just wow. I've downloaded 32GB's worth of ram and now it's like I'm running a new computer! I don't even need these crappy old 16GB DDR3 SDRAM whateves bullshit stick thingys anymore. Thanks so much for hooking me up, bud.

Robot's problems are over after he hears about this. Well, the memory one at least.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #487,124

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
The internet has everything!

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