Topic: Sissy Boy of Knoxville song, as written by Bert
+Anonymous A — 10.5 years ago #44,473
Now, this is the story all about how my throat got all stretched out and turned inside out, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Sissy Boy of a town called Knoxville.
In West Chattanooga, born and raised, on the playground is where I gave everyone head, strokin cock, suckin' all cool and snortin' some 8-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started analin' me with their giant black manhood, I couldn't keep my ass still and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' in with Sophie over in Knoxville"
I was all excited about it the other day while she packed my ass and sent me on my way, she pulled out her penis and told me to lick it, I wrapped my lips around it and said, "I might as well kick it!"
First class, yo this is bad
Suckin' juice out of a man name Ike, is this what the people of Knoxville are livin' like
Hmmm, this might be alright,
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this gay navy cat?
I should think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Sissy Boy of Knoxville,
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out there was a big nigger dude standin' wavin' my name out, I ain't tryin' to get analled yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Queer and had a balls in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was from the hills
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Knoxville
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to Sophie, "Yo babe, here to suck you silly", looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on Sophie's dong, as the Sissy Boy of Knoxville
In West Chattanooga, born and raised, on the playground is where I gave everyone head, strokin cock, suckin' all cool and snortin' some 8-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started analin' me with their giant black manhood, I couldn't keep my ass still and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' in with Sophie over in Knoxville"
I was all excited about it the other day while she packed my ass and sent me on my way, she pulled out her penis and told me to lick it, I wrapped my lips around it and said, "I might as well kick it!"
First class, yo this is bad
Suckin' juice out of a man name Ike, is this what the people of Knoxville are livin' like
Hmmm, this might be alright,
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this gay navy cat?
I should think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Sissy Boy of Knoxville,
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out there was a big nigger dude standin' wavin' my name out, I ain't tryin' to get analled yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Queer and had a balls in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was from the hills
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Knoxville
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to Sophie, "Yo babe, here to suck you silly", looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on Sophie's dong, as the Sissy Boy of Knoxville
+Anonymous B — 10.5 years ago, 48 minutes later[T] [B] #486,400
-8/10
+Anonymous C — 10.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #486,412
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