Topic: The Courts Of TinyChan is now in session
+The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 — 10.6 years ago #44,381
This is case number 19753, with the plaintiffs of the TinyChan verses the defense of Bert of Knoxville.
TC's attorneys are On, and Dr. Louie, and they are representing the TinyChan Compound.
The defense is Bert, which is unknown if he has a lawyer at this time.
The charge against Bert is as follows;
Threats of raping men.
Threats of curbstomping women.
Failure to appear to locations for an asswhipping.
Fabrication of lies(in which case he claims to have served in the navy, and he is a true southern gentleman).
Denies sucking negro penises.
Constant UID dropping.
Refuses to admit guilt of dating Sophie, who is a well known gay man.
And Violation of TC's Rule Number 6.
If found guilty, punishment of no less than 2 weeks ban may be offered.
Will either Prosecuting Attorney make your opening statement.
+Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 37 minutes later[T] [B] #485,417
Ladies and gentlemen of Tinychania, this site holds a special place in each one of our hearts.
There is, however, a glaring problem with our beloved message board.
Bert, of Knoxville, is by no means an admirable person. He's by no means a productive contributor to Tinychan.
He can't even make good on simple promises, like that he won't come back to Tinychan.
Normally, I would just tell him to return to Minichan, and call him a faggot.
Alas, even Minichan has no interest in fostering Bert.
What does it say about a "person" who can't even hold a good standing in a single Chan?
Should we allow this festering piece of fecal matter to continue to muck up our online home any further?
I say certainly not. We can't condone the behavior Bert has exhibited, and continues to exhibit.
Let's make Bert cry himself to suicide, by banning him not just for 2 weeks, but indefinitely.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #485,420
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Very well counsel.
Is the attorney for the defense here, or will you be criticizing.... I mean, representing... Yourself Bert?
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,421
I would like to point out that, not only I am the attorney, I am also a victim of Bert's constant rape and violence threat.
Bert, through out the years he has been posting on Tinychan, had frequently threaten to beat up my families, and especially to rape my (imaginary) sister.
His constant threats had put me and my families living in deep fear. We had to move multiple times to prevenr Bert from acquiring our address, and spent otherwise unnecessary high amount of money on self defenses equipment, further stressing our already poor incomes.
No single night could I and my families sleep in peace without worrying a drunken violent drug abuser would break in and violate us. I cant even imagine what would he do to my ass when he finally realize I dont have a sister for him to rape.
Everytime he calmed down he would claim all those are joke, but I assure you those isn't, everytime he is mad again, for either I do my job as a moderator or SOMEONE ELSE doing their job as a moderator, he would bring up all the same violence threats again. He is so fixated to me and my families, that one day he would actually work out his threats if his financial situation actually allows him.
Bert is a threat to me, to my families, and to Tinychan as a whole. Only by permanently prohibiting him from ever step into Tinychan again, could me and my families finally be able to sleep at night. Thankyou.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,424
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,425
@485,421 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Thank you counsel, I was unaware of those circumstances, and have made a note of it.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,426
@485,424 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Are you Bert's attorney, or doctor?
+TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,430
Your honor, because my client is unable to procure a defense, I've been assigned to his case.
First of all, these allegations against my client are outlandish in the extreme.
> Threats of raping men.
My client pleads the 5th.
> Threats of curbstomping women.
My client pleads the 5th.
> Failure to appear to locations for an asswhipping.
My client states that it would have caused undue duress to have made an appearance at that time due to the rising cost of petrol and his lack of health insurance.
> Fabrication of lies(in which case he claims to have served in the navy, and he is a true southern gentleman).
The defendant status as a 'true and honest Southern Gentleman' is subjective, so it is open to the interpretation of the court.
My client's Naval service may have been fabricated, but it was only in self defense, as an attempt to intimidate users with meaningless threats he never intended or had the wherewithal to act upon. Please understand that the defendant is mentally unstable and his condition is exacerbated by a disease known as alcoholism and his status as a vagrant.
> Denies sucking negro penises.
My client pleads the 5th.
> Constant UID dropping.
Due to the defendants age, mental illness, alcoholism, and general fucktardism, technology is not something he has a strong grasp on. He generally relies on cheap mobile phones and public computers to access TinyChan and has stated the setting a memorable username and password is too difficult for him given his disabilities. The defendant goes on to state that TinyChan should simplify the process to accommodate users with mental disabilities as put forth in the 2015 proposal that didn't pass hereby referred to as the 'Manchild act of 2015'.
> Refuses to admit guilt of dating Sophie, who is a well known gay man.
My client's sexuality is public record, but his private relationship with the tranny known as Sophie is irrelevant to this case.
> And Violation of TC's Rule Number 6.
There is no excuse for violation TC's sixth rule and my client will extend the sincerest apology he can muster.
> If found guilty, punishment of no less than 2 weeks ban may be offered.
I propose a 90-day b& so that my client may be given a period to rehabilitate himself and seek psychiatric care since TinyChan appears to exacerbate both his mental illness and alcoholism.
The defense rests.
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,431
@485,421 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
If it pleases the court, may I be allowed to cross examine the witnesses/prosecutors known as On and Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D?
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,434
@OP
correction: this is case no. 44381
(Edited 14 seconds later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,438
@485,431 (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
I'm ok with this
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,442
@485,421 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Thank you.
Prosecutor On, you've stated that my client has not only threatened life and limb, but has also threaten to defile your imaginary sister. In your opinion did you at any time sincerely believe that an impoverished effete old drunkard could actually obtain a passport or find a means to act on his threats? Did your family actually move as a result of Bert's threats or was it merely coincidental?
I submit that even if Bert somehow could've found a way within 5,000 ft of yourself, your family, or your imaginary sister, he would've rolled over and wet himself versus engaging in actual confrontation.
As my client hasn't actually sought to cause harm to others, despite his threats, he is merely erecting a defense for his fragile ego, and I believe the psychological assessment will corroborate this point.
While we wait on whichever Psychologist/Psychiatrist/Doctor is on call to come to the stand to deliver their assessment of Bert's mental state and the root cause of his acting out, I would like the judge and jury to ruminate on my statements and to remember Bert's fragile mental state.
(Edited 32 seconds later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,445
@previous (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
Let me put in this way: if a human scum known as FattFucker can acquire a passport and a plane ticket to China ---while still having unpaid taxes tailing- -, who couldnt do the same in USA? And yes my family did move due to his threats, he actively made open offers of my dox for $500 or more. That amount of money indicated how dedicated and desperate he is trying to seek me out to do bodily and sexually harm. It is a risk I cannot put my family in.
Yes I aware your client's mental disability, he had openly stated that he is a "speshuu snowflake", admitting he is suffering from autism.
While people suffering from autism usually are socially awkward and would avoid actual social interactions, numerous researches and samples show that they are also very fixated on their goal once they have set it. Bert had repeatedly stated out his desire of doing harm to my families and raping my non-existant sister, indicating how high he had put his own dastardly plan on his priority list. At this case I would not be suprised an autism sufferer like Bert actually reach out to do what he is usually uncomfortable with (engaging in actual confrontation) to accomplish his long time violence desire.
My point is, whether Bert's mental state is stable or not (most likely not), he is still shown as an actual dire threat to me and my families. On top of that, he is also spreading his threats to plenty of other innocent Tinychanners. He is a grwoing threat to the whole Tinychan community.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,447
@485,442 (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
This court will acknowledge the 90 day ban if the Prosecuting Attorney agrees.
However, your client pleading the 5th on most charges seems to me that he is admitting guilt.
This court will now stand in recess until said doctor, whom must be approved by this court, can evaluate Bert's mental unstableness.
If I find this to be a joke and trying to turn this court into a circus, Bert will be permabanned, and I will find you in contempt.
If said doctor does not find any mental unstableness with Bert, and Bert is able to testify, he will take the stand.
This court will reconvene tomorrow morning, whenever I wake up.
+Anonymous G — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,452
@485,445 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Don't forget he once climbed on Ducky's back. Now ducky has back problems.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,454
@previous (G)
Thank you, this is a solid proof of Bert actually caused harm to his stalking target, indicating he is in fact a legit threat to the community.
·The Prosecutor !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,456
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
As a prosecutor, I can confirm this.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,457
@485,445 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
This statement will be placed into account by the bailiff and into the safe in my chambers.
Bert has until 10am, Eastern standard time to have a doctor evaluate him.
@485,452 (G)
Thanks for the new assault information. Bert is now charged with assault, causing bodily harm.
Thank goodness he didn't curbstomp her head. Those fat legs of his could have crushed her.
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,463
@485,452 (G)
Objection! Without a statement from a medical doctor that is just hearsay and no causal relationship has been established between my client's alleged action and Duck's back problems.
@485,445 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
While your point may stand, it'll require a testimony from a Doctor to prove that my client has caused either physical or emotional pain and suffering to a member of this fine community.
@485,447 (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
> This court will acknowledge the 90 day ban if the Prosecuting Attorney agrees.
That is fair, your honor.
> However, your client pleading the 5th on most charges seems to me that he is admitting guilt.
Admittedly my client cannot submit anything less than an alford plea to all charges in the end... but can he truly be held responsible for his actions given his mental state?
> If I find this to be a joke and trying to turn this court into a circus, Bert will be permabanned, and I will find you in contempt.
I assure you, as a fake public defender, this is entirely legitimate, and in now way an attempt to pardon Bert's fucktardism.
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,464
If the appointed Doctor/Psych/etc fails to take the stand, I request a mistrial, although I would petition your honor to allow my client to serve a 90 day b& or until such a time that a proper day trial can be carried out.
·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,465
@485,463 (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
As a ghost doctor king, I can confirm On's statement.
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,467
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Well, damn.
In that case my client does submit an alford plea at this time.
If it pleases the court, allow my client an opportunity to make a closing statement before he is sentenced.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,469
@previous (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
Very well, I will allow your client a closing statement. Then you, and the Prosecuting Attorney will make your closing arguments before I make my verdict.
Do you know where your client is at this time?
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,471
@previous (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
Yes, your honor, my client is... passed out drunk in the bottom of a ravine currently. Although, I have it on good authority that he'll be in a semi-lucid state sometime tomorrow.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,473
@485,421 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Before Bert makes his closing statement, I do have one more question for the Attorney.
Mr. On, are you, or are you not a Chinese Citizen, and do you solemnly swear that you are a native to the country of China, thus being of Chinese race?
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,474
@485,471 (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
This is an outrage. I will not tolerate mockery in my court. Mr. Defense Attorney, your client better be in this court by 10:00AM Eastern standard time, and have his statement here, or he will be gone, PERMANTLY!
COURT IS NOW ADJOURNED.
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,475
@485,473 (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
I am a 100% pure blood full blown Chinese yellow monkey your highness.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,476
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Very well counsel.
As judge of this court, I hereby now add hate crime, and terroristic threat to Bert's list of crimes.
@485,471 (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
Bert's two new charges, hate crime and terroristic threats, I certainly hope your client has a damn good excuse for all of these.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,477
@previous (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
Thank you your highness.
·TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,480
@485,476 (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
Given my client's current state I regretfully cannot comment authoritatively on these new charges at this time your honor.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,482
@previous (TinyCourtPublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM)
Very well counsel,
I will have these new charges in file, and will use them while making my decision on my verdict.
+RedCream — 10.6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,483
Yoar Honoar, I am filing a petition as a "friend of the court" which contains significant documentation that establishes the roal of Bert. As Bert refuses to admit this roal, the evidence does the work.
+Anonymous I — 10.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,486

Your honor, I am shocked and appalled!! These charges are outrageous, egregious and preposterous!!
+Anonymous J — 10.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,488
·PublicDefender027 !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,494
@485,486 (I)
Goddamnit, Chiles. A guilty man is going to be found guilty, where the hell were you hours ago?
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,509
@485,486 (I)
Can you give the court some examples on why you think these charges are...... You know.... Those three big words?
+Anonymous K — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,513
Just wanted to point out that Bert also attempted to rape the tranny known as Catherine via Minichan's IRC channel when Miss Catherine was merely trying to assist him with a simple task. This alone indicates to me that Bert is also a person who would seek attention as well as avoid social interaction. I also like to propose that Bert maybe sexually confused and thus puts anyone, male, female, trans, at risk of being defiled. Thank you.
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,514
@previous (K)
Thank you for this new information.
·Anonymous K — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,515
@previous (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
Another recent development from Minichan, it appears Bert is officially banned from that site after he made more death and rape threats to the main administrator, r04r. However, Miss Catherine and Miss r04r, were not the only ones affected by Bert's attempts at "flirting" as resident Kook and moderator becky both became targets for this "man".
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,517
@previous (K)
Thank you for the information. I need to review these before the 10AM deadline, and see what the TinyChania Law Book says about new evidence presentation.
·Anonymous I — 10.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,611
@485,509 (The Honorable Harry Stones !*0)
Your honor, where is the presumption of innocence when a guilty man is about to be found guilty?! Twenty years practicing law, I've never experienced anything like this!!
(Edited 36 seconds later.)
·The Honorable Harry Stones !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #485,625
·Anonymous J — 10.6 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #485,726
@485,515 (K)
total BULLSHIT..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #485,747
@previous (J)
> total BULLSHIT..
Bullshit pedobert, I, in fact, have witnessed these accounts.
Oh, and how is your relationship with Sophie going? You and him have big plans for tonight?
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