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Topic: girlfriend has been farting all night and it stinks..

+Bert 10.6 years ago #44,336

my girlfriend and I went to her parents house for Christmas and stayed overnight on a pull out couch downstairs.. we went to bed around 12, and by 2 am she began farting.. every 3 minutes she would fart and it would stink.. it actually woke me up and I nearly threw up from the smell.. I woke her up around 3 and asked her to go poo, but she was cranky..

I had to leave the room because it smelled so bad, and I couldn't even get back to sleep after the stink woke me up..

(Edited 7 seconds later.)


+Anonymous B10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #485,077

Sophie has bad farts?

·Bert (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #485,079

@previous (B)

What..! Sophie is McWalter's girlfriend..

+Anonymous C10.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #485,080

Fake Bert detected

+On !Uvm54ORbmo10.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #485,084

@485,079 (Bert )
Fake Bert detected

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