Topic: Are guns the solution to all life's problems?
+Anonymous A — 10.6 years ago #44,274
Well?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | 2 | 100% | |
| No | - | 0% |
+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #484,656
+Anonymous C — 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,661
If all firearms were designed to fire backwards, we'd have a solution for every problem in human existence.
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+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,662
+RedCream — 10.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,684
The answer is "nearly all" such problems. The remaining set of problems can be taken care of by a suitable application of firmly packed high exploasives.
+Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 7 months later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,944
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,945
Well, except for the problem of having too many guns and nowhere to put them.
+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,947
+kook !!NBBLPn+WZ — 9.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,948
Probably
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,950
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,951
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,952
·Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,954
@495,951 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
In the capitalist pigdog states of United this be bringing the BATFE to door of you home.
In the capitalist pigdog states of United this be bringing the BATFE to door of you home.
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,957
·Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,958
·Dolan Tramp — 9.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,959
·Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,960
@previous (Dolan Tramp)n
So there I was, middle of the range, and I was all pew pew pew, and then to my right, someone else goes pew pew pew, and then I was like I think I know that person, and I did. The end.
@495,957 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Okay, okay. What if, hear me out, what if you have a gun in each hand, ready to pew, but there are three people (one at 9 o'clock, 12 o'clock, and 3 o'clock) all with guns pointing at you and they're going to go all pew pew pew if you don't pew pew pew them to death first. How do you fix that, huh?
So there I was, middle of the range, and I was all pew pew pew, and then to my right, someone else goes pew pew pew, and then I was like I think I know that person, and I did. The end.
@495,957 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Okay, okay. What if, hear me out, what if you have a gun in each hand, ready to pew, but there are three people (one at 9 o'clock, 12 o'clock, and 3 o'clock) all with guns pointing at you and they're going to go all pew pew pew if you don't pew pew pew them to death first. How do you fix that, huh?
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,962
@previous (F)
Do you know what's the problem here? Do you really?
THEY HAVE MORE GUNS THAN YOU. (2 guns with you VS 1 gun x 3 guys of them)
How to fix? Isn't it obvious?
Do you know what's the problem here? Do you really?
THEY HAVE MORE GUNS THAN YOU. (2 guns with you VS 1 gun x 3 guys of them)
How to fix? Isn't it obvious?
·Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,964
By Satan, you're right. It makes so much sense now. Will this be enough though?
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,965
·Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,967
@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)Okay, I think I've figured out a way to use more than two guns at once, but it involves tethering them together, affixing twine around the triggers, throwing them on a cart, and w/e so that they may be fired simultaneously with one pull of a bit of rope (a volley-gun if you will)... which the BATFE says is a no-no, how many guns should I need to ensure that won't be a problem in your approximation?
And should I tape knives to the guns just in case I run out of ammo?
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,968
@previous (F)
> how many guns should I need to ensure that won't be a problem in your approximation?
how many shots do those BATFE fags take to go down?
> And should I tape knives to the guns just in case I run out of ammo?
No, if you need to then it simply means you have not enough guns. Tape some guns onto your guns.
> how many guns should I need to ensure that won't be a problem in your approximation?
how many shots do those BATFE fags take to go down?
> And should I tape knives to the guns just in case I run out of ammo?
No, if you need to then it simply means you have not enough guns. Tape some guns onto your guns.
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·Anonymous F — 9.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,973
@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> how many shots do those BATFE fags take to go down?
They'll be wearing at least level IIIA body armor, possibly better or more, so it could take a few. :'(
> No, if you need to then it simply means you have not enough guns. Tape some guns onto your guns.
Should I branch out beyond small arms and go to biggercannons guns?
> how many shots do those BATFE fags take to go down?
They'll be wearing at least level IIIA body armor, possibly better or more, so it could take a few. :'(
> No, if you need to then it simply means you have not enough guns. Tape some guns onto your guns.
Should I branch out beyond small arms and go to bigger
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·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,974
@previous (F)
> They'll be wearing at least level IIIA body armor, possibly better or more, so it could take a few. :'(
In this case I think you should go for bigger guns.
> Should I branch out beyond small arms and go to biggercannons guns?
Definitely.
> They'll be wearing at least level IIIA body armor, possibly better or more, so it could take a few. :'(
In this case I think you should go for bigger guns.
> Should I branch out beyond small arms and go to bigger
Definitely.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,980
@495,968 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)> > And should I tape knives to the guns just in case I run out of ammo?
> No, if you need to then it simply means you have not enough guns. Tape some guns onto your guns.
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 9.9 years ago, 13 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,006
Guns taped to guns taped to guns taped to guns.·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,009
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 9.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #496,013
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