Topic: BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT Bert posting as someone else
+Emergency Bertcast System !*0 — 10.6 years ago #44,263
System indicates that Bert has been posting as another individual. Said individual has been posting here as well, and goes by Big Daddy Derek.
The link for proof may be found below. Please note in link, that he starts off spelling accurately, then goes back to his shitty spelling. Also, several people confirmed it was Bert, by calling him that, and he never denied it.
Www.minichan.org/topic/48635
Please continue to man your station until verification by either ON or Dr. Louie.
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+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #484,583
Could you not have posted this in one of the other 7428 threads about Bert which already exist on here?
+h !utWEud8dUs — 10.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,592
@previous (B)
Ok, madaboutbertposts.
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·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,593
@484,583 (B)
You seem upset about the Bert posts. Would you like to talk about it as you drink a gallon of bleach?
+Anonymous D — 10.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,631
@484,583 (B)
You actually counted the exact amount of Bert threads, you are obsessed with Bert.
+Anonymous E — 10.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,655
I love these threads, hilarious. xD
+Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #484,698
@OP
As a ghost doctor king of philosophy, I can verify this.
+Anonymous G — 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #484,701
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #484,702
@484,655 (E)
@previous (G)
You two should take this bert alert seriously. Bert invasion is no joking matter.
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #484,706
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
They weren't there for the Bertening... they haven't seen the horror one drunken schizophrenic homeless creeper can cause if given access to the internet from a public library.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #484,754
Update: Bert has learnt to drop his drunken text and ellipses shtick. Look out for sneaky Bert posts.
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #484,757
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Update noted.
He is however, still trying his luck at getting to the ladies..... Error..... Ladyboys.... Over on MC.
Subject apparently has no clue that the "she's" over there are really "he's" wanting to be "she's".
To those new to the Bert episodes, if that last sentence confused you, go visit MC, and you'll understand.
Apparently, Bert and Sophie are still a hot topic. They are playing hard to get with each other.
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