Topic: Breaking: Knoxville, TN, declared under a state of Martial Law.
+Anonymous A — 10.6 years ago #44,250
When reached for comment, future POTUS Donald Trump agreed to build a wall immediately around the city, saying: "Look, we have an immediate black problem there. There is no argument here. Something needs to be done and I am the man for the job." Air drops of truncheons, high arsenal weapons, and vast amounts of PCP are expected soon under Trump's newest proposal. "Let them sort it out. Not my problem. We have bigger fish to fry" were his words concerning the recent outbreak of FND in Knoxville. "They'll sort themselves out, that's just what Americans do", said Trump. Moar at 11.
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #484,505
Local law enforcement have confirmed rumours that some of the weapons and PCP have been diverted by a group of negroes which appears to align themselves with the radical terrorist front 'Black Lives Matter'. Looting appears to be within the normal range for the area at this time.
A Tennessee man was asked by a TCNN intern correspondent about his thoughts on the developing situation and responded "Will the wall be enough to stop terrorists? They have planes you know."
That was the last transmission I received on the matter. Knoxville was cordoned off after being called a 'FND hotzone' by the CDC hours before martial law was declared. Unfortunately we've lost communication with our TCNN intern, but anyone in that part of TN is presumed dead. R.I.P.
+Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,508
@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
I have faith in our intern. He was highly qualified, and came recommended by several FND authorities. Don't give up hope, bud.
I have faith in our intern. He was highly qualified, and came recommended by several FND authorities. Don't give up hope, bud.
+FUCK !YAH.boners — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,511
@OP
> When reached for comment, future POTUS Donald Trump agreed to build a wall immediately around the city, saying: "Look, we have an immediate black problem there. There is no argument here. Something needs to be done and I am the man for the job." Air drops of truncheons, high arsenal weapons, and vast amounts of PCP are expected soon under Trump's newest proposal. "Let them sort it out. Not my problem. We have bigger fish to fry" were his words concerning the recent outbreak of FND in Knoxville. "They'll sort themselves out, that's just what Americans do", said Trump. Moar at 11.
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> I have faith in our intern. He was highly qualified, and came recommended by several FND authorities. Don't give up hope, bud.
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> I have faith in our intern. He was highly qualified, and came recommended by several FND authorities. Don't give up hope, bud.
@484,505 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
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> Local law enforcement have confirmed rumours that some of the weapons and PCP have been diverted by a group of negroes which appears to align themselves with the radical terrorist front 'Black Lives Matter'. Looting appears to be within the normal range for the area at this time.
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> A Tennessee man was asked by a TCNN intern correspondent about his thoughts on the developing situation and responded "Will the wall be enough to stop terrorists? They have planes you know."
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> When reached for comment, future POTUS Donald Trump agreed to build a wall immediately around the city, saying: "Look, we have an immediate black problem there. There is no argument here. Something needs to be done and I am the man for the job." Air drops of truncheons, high arsenal weapons, and vast amounts of PCP are expected soon under Trump's newest proposal. "Let them sort it out. Not my problem. We have bigger fish to fry" were his words concerning the recent outbreak of FND in Knoxville. "They'll sort themselves out, that's just what Americans do", said Trump. Moar at 11.
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> I have faith in our intern. He was highly qualified, and came recommended by several FND authorities. Don't give up hope, bud.
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> I have faith in our intern. He was highly qualified, and came recommended by several FND authorities. Don't give up hope, bud.
@484,505 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
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> Local law enforcement have confirmed rumours that some of the weapons and PCP have been diverted by a group of negroes which appears to align themselves with the radical terrorist front 'Black Lives Matter'. Looting appears to be within the normal range for the area at this time.
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> A Tennessee man was asked by a TCNN intern correspondent about his thoughts on the developing situation and responded "Will the wall be enough to stop terrorists? They have planes you know."
>
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,522
@484,508 (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
We're living in dark times my friend... and not just because of the darky plague.
We're living in dark times my friend... and not just because of the darky plague.
·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,526
@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
I know, but you gotta have hope. Don't stop rocking, Thunderball.
I know, but you gotta have hope. Don't stop rocking, Thunderball.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,553
As a follow up to this story, known FND progenitor and enemy of the state, Barack Obama, had this to say: "The enemies of Allah and ISIL will be dealt swift justice for their sins. Now is the time for jihad" during a press release at ISIL headquarters in San Bernardino, CA. A small vigil for Tashfeen Malik and Syed Rizwan Farook was held by Obama, lamenting that "we all must strive to be more like Tashfeen."
Meanwhile, local terrorist agents from the Black Lives Matter group have taken to the streets and are attacking donut factories and homeless shelters indiscriminately. Although their demands are unclear, what is certain is that they are now attacking older white males. One such victim was found passed out drunk on the tarmac of the McGhee Tyson Airport, having been brutally beaten and raped several times via the anus and mouth. Police noted that several Wendy's hamburger wrappers and a shattered bottle of Everclear were found near the victim, possibly used as a weapon during the assault. Several witnesses identified a roving gang of large black men as the perpetrators, but the Attorney General of Tennessee, Herbert Slatery III, is not seeking to press charges, describing the situation as a "waste of time and taxpayer money." Police are not seeking information at this time. Moar on this story as it develops.
Meanwhile, local terrorist agents from the Black Lives Matter group have taken to the streets and are attacking donut factories and homeless shelters indiscriminately. Although their demands are unclear, what is certain is that they are now attacking older white males. One such victim was found passed out drunk on the tarmac of the McGhee Tyson Airport, having been brutally beaten and raped several times via the anus and mouth. Police noted that several Wendy's hamburger wrappers and a shattered bottle of Everclear were found near the victim, possibly used as a weapon during the assault. Several witnesses identified a roving gang of large black men as the perpetrators, but the Attorney General of Tennessee, Herbert Slatery III, is not seeking to press charges, describing the situation as a "waste of time and taxpayer money." Police are not seeking information at this time. Moar on this story as it develops.
·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,556
+Anon Z !*0 — 10.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #484,580
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #484,594
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