Topic: BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT BERT THREATENS RAPE
+Emergency Bertcast System — 10.6 years ago #44,241
Tinychan has been breached by Bert...
He is found at the location below threatening to rape ON!!!
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44240
Please put on your tinfoil hats, and head to your secured location and wait for instructions from ON and/or Dr. Louie.
(Edited 1 hour later by a moderator.)
+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 28 minutes later[T] [B] #484,362
I didn't really mean it...I was just having fun...I can hardly see straight...I think I need a nap..
+Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,363
@previous (B)
You need a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
·Emergency Bertcast System (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,365
@previous (Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
That's not Bert, his punctuation is to perfect.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #484,370
@484,362 (B)
Bert rape people for fun confirmed. What an unsalvageable pile of trash. Your god forbid you.
·Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #484,372
@484,365 (Emergency Bertcast System )
Bert impersonators are no better. Who has nothing better to do than impersonate Bert, honestly?
+Anonymous E — 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,389
On's virginity must remain in tact. We need to stop Bert's madness at all cost! We'll take the battle to mc if we must.
·Emergency Bertcast System (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,400
@previous (E)
I agree.... But we must await instructions from ON
+r04r — 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,419
@484,389 (E)
Is that a threat? Do I need to direct Becky to prepare to get this craphole nuked into the stone age? Is that what I need to do, because I can and I will do that if any of you shitheeled dumbfucks mess with me.
Do you understand?
·Emergency Bertcast System (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,423
@previous (r04r )
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the TinyChan War Survival, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the TinyChan Battle Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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