Topic: BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!!
+Emergency Bertcast System — 10.6 years ago #44,213
Beeeeeeerrrrrrrrttttttttt
Bert
Bert
Beeeeeeerrrrrrrrttttttttt
The TC System has been breached by Bert., please put on your tinfoil hats and man your station.
Avoid contact with this human disease.
Remain calm and wait for further instructions from ON and/or Dr. Louie.
This is NOT a test.
+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #484,094
Thanks for the heads up. I'll be laying low over at bulletins.
·Emergency Bertcast System (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,096
@previous (B)
Be safe, and make sure you have a lot of hand sanitizer... No, it won't keep your hands clean, but cleanliness is not one of Bert's strong traits. So aim and shoot the sanitizer into his eyes.
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,098
Damn. Alright, headed down to the bunker until this outbreak is contained. All class A through C TinyComrade personnel should probably do the same.
May Satan, tinfoil, and hand sanitizer keep the rest of you poor souls safe.
·Emergency Bertcast System (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,101
@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
And close that window near the steps, its a little chilly in that bunker.
Stay safe my friend.
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