Topic: City life tips and tricks
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 10.6 years ago #44,207
So I moved to Toronto, let me give you some tips for living here. 1 Don't make eye contact, this is a sign of hostility
2 leave an half hour early or you'll be late
3 if a homeless man asks you for money, a quick elbow to the face will subdue him. Set him on the ground, with his hat in his hands and keep walking.
4 don't be friendly
5 always check what bars you're in. You don't want to find out its a gay bar when you go to the washroom and 3 other dudes follow you in.
6 always use protection (aka carry a gun)
7 I have a fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat.
If anyone has some more tips, please share
+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #484,057
Have you run into ducky yet?
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,058
You're supposed to pee on the homeless man
+Robot — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,061
Beep bop boop
+Anonymous E — 10.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #484,063
I grew up thinking Canadians were the friendliest people on earth, like a giant Disneyland. Guess US media mislead me once again. What's next, Islam is not the religion of peace?
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #484,070
@484,058 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
True, but you should subdue them first. See, if they're fighting, you have a grater chance of experiencing splash back. A poncho also helps.
True, but you should subdue them first. See, if they're fighting, you have a grater chance of experiencing splash back. A poncho also helps.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,073
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #484,081
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Exactly, 'poncho' is just a colloquialism for a portable piss tarp.
Exactly, 'poncho' is just a colloquialism for a portable piss tarp.
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