Topic: One of you faggots had pruned The Wisdom of Autphag, but here's its successor
+Sophie !MLHqI35Srs — 10.6 years ago #44,127
Behold:
https://www.scribd.com/doc/291281387/Final-Retrospections
And it's already bigger than
The Wisdom at 14,000 words, and growing. This is updated semi-frequently with reuploads, which on Scribd doesn't fuck up the location.
+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #483,365
100% Gibberish.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,366
@OP
Scrolled straight to the bottom without reading a single word.
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,367
It's cute that you'd post your diary online like that.
+Anonymous E — 10.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,369

diarrhea. all i see is diarrhea.
+Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,370
@483,366 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Scrolled straight to the bottom without reading a single word.
That seems rather silly and time-consuming. Why didn't you just close the page?
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,372
@previous (F)
I didn't feel like moving my hand from the page down key to my mouse.
+Anonymous G — 10.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,373
This is the worst thing I've read in ages but I can't stop reading just to see how bad it gets.
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,377
@previous (G)
It's sort of like Twilight, but instead of vampires and werewolves there are transjews and transnazis.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,386
+Anonymous I — 10.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,391
@483,367 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
I know right, he's like, "Dear diary, today I aight the sides first!"
@483,372 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Just buy a mobile device, doc.
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
·Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,392
@483,372 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> I didn't feel like moving my hand from the page down key to my mouse.
So instead you clicked the page down key all the way to the end of the page...and then necessarily moved your hand to the mouse?
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,394
@previous (F)
A mouse is never necessary, when you know your keyboard commands.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,396
@483,392 (F)
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
furthermore, only one key press is necessary to scroll to the bottom of a page.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,400
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Indeed, two on some keyboards. (FN+End)
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,403
@483,391 (I)
You know the autist in that video is sort of how I imagine Phag IRL.
·Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,404
@483,394 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> A mouse is never necessary, when you know your keyboard commands.
Naturally, and so why, when explaining his decision to scroll down the page instead of simply closing it, did The Doctor bring up the issue of not wanting to reach for his mouse? The mouse wasn't even needed.
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,405
·Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,406
@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
You sick fucking piece of shit, she looks about 10 years old.
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,407
@previous (F)
And you watched the whole thing, didn't you?
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,409
@483,404 (F)
Good question, computer illiteracy, perhaps.
+Sophie !MLHqI35Srs — 10.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,417
I advise it's not attempted to ban me unless you want to create a sisyphean effort in wasting energies for yourselves.
@483,365 (B)
Lrn2read.
@483,366 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Which is a lie. There were no new views. That's because you're too retarded to click on the link, let alone to begin tackling the work.
@483,370 (F)
No more silly or time-consuming than deliberately misstating what he did to make a childish attempt at being sarcastically callous.
@483,373 (G)
Does your name happen to be P-Logic? In that case, retarded laconism doesn't make for better writing, it just makes for a degenerated demographic. Enjoy your negroidic readership.
@483,377 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
It's sort of like that's the only thing you've ever read.
@483,391 (I)
> I know right, it's like, I'm panting, "Oh god, I can't read half the words in this with only a primary school reading comprehension under my belt."
@483,403 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
You know, that autist viewing the video, is sort of how retarded I imagine you are, irl.
+Anonymous L — 10.6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,419
@483,366 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Scrolled straight to the bottom without reading a single word.
> effort+Anonymous M — 10.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,420
@483,417 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Didn't read.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,424
@483,417 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Scribd only counts views that come from a valid referer. As a doctor, I can confirm this.
·Sophie !MLHqI35Srs — 10.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,428
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
A referer in this instance doesn't have to be an external link.
Had you looked at this
at all it would've registered an increment. Alas, you were too lazy to even look at it.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,429
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Incorrect.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,432
@483,417 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
> don't bother banning me, I'll just evade.
go ahead, evade all you want. just helps us plug up all those proxy holes.
<= stay mad brah
+Sophie !MLHqI35Srs — 10.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,434
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
There are more VPNs and automatically assigned rolling IPs to my avail than you could surely exhaust with any prospective ban.
And that's why I don't mind putting in the trouble. I'll extend my stay like a bad squatter because honestly, it was your fault that I became so addicted to imageboards in the first place, so you can take brunt of the responsibility for my prolonged stay, like a good host.
Cheers, much obliged.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,437
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
You actually think you're in a position to gaslight. Fascinating.
·Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,438
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You actually scrolled all the way down a page you didn't want to read instead of just closing it. Fascinating.
·Anonymous 杰 — 10.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #483,439
@483,434 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
I know how to make any VPN proxy, worthless.
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #483,462
@483,417 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Twilight is a post modern classic and is required reading here in my state.
+Anonymous O — 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #483,504
@483,366 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Why even click the link?
+Anonymous P — 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #483,554
@483,404 (F)
Do you psychoanalyze the lint on your dick? I think you do.
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