Topic: Why Jesus is so awesome
+Anonymous A — 10.6 years ago #44,068
The greatest man in history is Jesus. He had no servants, yet they called Him Master. He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. He had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #482,682
You forgot to mention he is of fiction, yet millions believe he exists.
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+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 15 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,796
Jesus sounds like he was a
bit of a douche.+Anonymous D — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,802
@482,682 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> You forgot to mention he is of fiction, yet millions believe he exists.
No he wasn't. Jesus of Nazareth unquestionably existed, not even the most stridently atheistic historians dispute that much.
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,803
@previous (D)
He was an alien hybrid.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,810
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Or reptillian hybrid
+Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,815
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I don't think he was a reptilian hybrid, as their agenda is to wipe out hoomans. He had to be a hybrid from a peaceful alien race.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,817
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
How do you know, when this "Jesus" dude keep persuading ppl to die and go to the "heaven"
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,822
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's not Jesus, he persuades people not to be assholes. It's the church that wants everyone dead, and it is run by reptoids.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,824
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Huh? But they have Jesus model and bibles and shit in their church! How could it be?
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,825
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's all a rouse, my chinky friend.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,831
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Oh my, unserious fraud jesus church.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,836
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Indeed. Most churches are unserious fraud churches.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,890
@482,796 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
thats hella lot of autistic whinging
·Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,896
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It was way tl;dr, but there have been studies that prove a correlation between autism and atheism. Coincidence or vaccines?
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