Topic: Prayers for Paris

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago #43,998

Why are people "praying" for Paris? It's basically just hoping everything is going to be okay. If these people really want to stand by Paris, they should be sending money, or dropping everything and flying to Paris so they can help firsthand. Putting a semi-opaque French flag over your FB picture, and praying won't do shit for Paris.

+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #481,899

It might give God a headache.

+Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,900

By praying for Paris, you're asking God to help the people who are suffering now. This is worth far more than the "money" you, as a typical American, think can solve every problem.

+Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,904

In the end it's as meaningless as saying your thoughts are with Paris, perhaps there's some good will in such sentiments, but Paris won't be short on either in the coming days.

I just want to point out that if forced euthanasia was in play, those people wouldn't have had to be executed with a gun or die in horrific explosions, but rather could've went peacefully and painlessly. C'est la vie.

+Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,905

lol 10/10 bud.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,906

@OP

It's a mass shitposting campaign.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,907

@481,900 (C)

Money doesn't solve every problem, but funeral costs, and construction costs are problems it does solve. Which is a lot more than hoping your imaginary friend will fix errything.

@481,904 (D)

True, when will people wake up, and see the folly of their ways?

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,911

@481,900 (C)
Typical Americans also believe God will do everything for them. Don't shoot a gift horse in the mouth.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,913

Make sacrifices to Satan for Paris!

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,914

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

+Anonymous G — 10.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #481,915

the french brought it upon themselves, i shall continue laughing

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #481,916

@previous (G)

Make sacrifices to Satan, dammit!

·Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #481,917

@481,907 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> Which is a lot more than hoping your imaginary friend will fix errything.

Edgy as fuck

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #481,918

@481,900 (C)

> asking God to help the people who are suffering now.

Ignorant as fuck.

·Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,919

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
You seem riled up. What's the matter?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,921

@previous (C)

I don't become riled, sir. The Detector can confirm this.

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,922

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
As a detector, I can confirm this.

+💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,944

always be suspicious of attacks where a hashtag is made 10 minutes into the event . and social media goes wild. and... you know..just the basic made up story where a bunch of criminal terrorists made sure they brought their IDs with them so people can magically find it

·💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,945

I feel weird to live in a world where they literally make up terrorist attacks and everyone around falls for it. I don't fall for it and I don't want to be a part of this retarded society anymore

+Anonymous I — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,950

@previous (💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc)
Move to Syria. It's actually a Muslim paradise and not a complete shithole like the Western propaganda is claiming.

C̟̝̟͚̖i̜̹̫̤̜a̗̭̩o̪̲͈̝,͈ͅ ̞̩T̪͙͔̘̪he̝ ͓̣D̺̗̻ͅo͍̩̥͚͕̳c̭̙t̥͚͎̳̜̼͎o̥̩̟̫̝r̜͕̟͓͍.̬͙̖͎͕͍̫

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,979

@481,907 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
When they do, I'm afraid it'll be too late.

I think you're right though, the best thing we can do for Paris right now... is make sacrifices to Satan. At least it's a little more involved than just praying to Satan for Paris, and you're sacrificing something ffs. The people who say they're praying for Paris aren't sacrificing anything, except maybe a few seconds of their time for some attention on social media.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,980

@481,950 (I)
Nice Shiitepost.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,984

@481,979 (D)

True, not much of a sacrifice at all. If we really wanna get shit done, we should be making sacrifices to Cthulhu.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,991

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Oh, are we praying for the end of humanity? Although I think Cthulhu will regard our sacrifices as trivial.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,993

@previous (D)

Well, the end of humanity does coincide with our forced euthanasia for everyone plan. We must do what we can to summon Cthulhu, in the mean time, we will continue making sacrifices to Satan.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,994

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I suppose it really is just different means to the same end. When the stars are right, I'll do my part to open the gates. I agree though, until then, we'll see what Satan gives us in return for our offerings.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,995

@previous (D)

Indeed, your service to the cause is much obliged. We mustn't spare anyone who opposes our cause from sacrifice. Man, woman, child, platypus, everyone who does not immediately join our ranks is a target.

+Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,007

Because humans are fucking disgraces to this fair planet they call Earth. They still believe that prayer does anything and then make excuses about how it does for people who believe in God. They do not want to send money to the families of the deceased or the nation of France to help recover and heal, because they're too busy focusing on themselves and their lives. Probably going to stand in line for the next iPhone when it is released. So they use prayer as an excuse to claim they are doing something and feel like they are caring when really nobody gives a flying fuck.

I only wish ISIL had just fucking euthanized the entire planet including themselves.

#forcedeuthanasialobby #fel #killallhumans #euthanasia #isis #isil #is #islamic #state

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,008

@previous (J)

I like the way you think.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,009

Furthermore, what kind of fucking country are we living in, where Ronda Rousey getting knocked the Fuck out gets as much news coverage, if not more, than what's going in France? This nation is a fucking disgrace. If Andrew Jackson were here, he'd kick all our asses, for being a nation of celebrity absorbed dumb-fucks.

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,010

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Ronda Rousey got knocked out and this made more news than a fucking terrorist attack?!

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,011

@previous (J)

Pretty much, particularly through social media. It even had a news spot, immediately following an interview with a witness to the attacks.

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,012

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Had this been a second 9/11 (September 11th) you can bet your ass it'll take prominence over Ronda Rousey.

Who knocked her out anyway?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #482,013

@previous (J)

Oh yeah, people wouldn't be talking about Ronda Rousey instead two days later. If they actually cared, that is. It's ok, though. They have a semi-opaque French flag imposed over their profile photo. Holly Holm knocked her out.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,014

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> Holly Holm knocked her out.
And I don't know who the fuck that is other than the fact that she is a UFC fighter and is it wrong that I don't seem to give a fuck about knowing anything else about her?

She does have a nice name that rolls off the tongue though.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,015

@previous (J)

Not at all, I don't give a flying fuck about sports. Only reason I know who Ronda Rousey is, is because of the same people obsessing over her a few months ago. Yeah, her name does have a nice ring.

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,016

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Ronda Rousey is also...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOyvp6ZqlVQ

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,017

@previous (J)

Seems legit.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,023

@481,995 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I'm glad we're on the same wave length there. #EradicateAllPlatypuses

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,025

@previous (D)

Every last one of those terrible freaks.

#DeathToPlatypuses

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,026

@482,007 (J)
#benderforpresident

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,028

It looks like ISIL has awoken Anonymous.

‘Anonymous will hunt you down!’ Hacktivists declare ‘total war’ on ISIS after Paris attacks

Source: http://minichan.org/topic/47629
Date Published: 16 November 2015

Anonymous répond aux attentats de Paris ! 13 novembre 2015

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w49NCXhq0YI

Can ISIL compete in an online environment?

They have been known to make videos.

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,032

@previous (J)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,034

@482,028 (J)

Not against anonymous, as an anonymous ghost doctor of philosophy, I can confirm this.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,050

✈🗼

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,069

@482,028 (J)

The article linked in that Minichan thread is from Russia Today, which is not a credible news source.

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,071

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Is it a "credible" tabloid?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,072

@previous (B)

It's state sponsored propaganda.

·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,075

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Sooo~ non-credible tabloid.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,083

@482,025 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I couldn't agree more. Why haven't they been wiped out yet? I just don't get it. Hopefully they'll be part of the sixth mass extinction.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,086

@previous (D)

If Lord Cthulhu finds it in his heart, maybe they will.

·Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,088

@482,069 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Is Russia Today a 15-minute trek through the tundra from the dead-end hovel you share with your mother?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,090

@previous (C)

I hear it's a 15-minute hobble from the school where he abducts children.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,092

@482,088 (C)
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> mad

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,095

@482,086 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I uh... I don't know if dread Cthulhu has a heart per se, and we don't have any solid intell about it's alien anatomy. Anyone who gets close to the truth there seems to go mad before they can hand over their work and for whatever reason their research generally appears to undergo spontaneous combustion shortly thereafter anyway.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #482,097

@previous (D)

It's a metaphor, you know what I mean.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,101

@482,083 (D)
> watermark
dude, seriously? that's like the easiest fucking removal ever.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,105

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It's possible that I'm partially blind or that flew over my head. I didn't bother editing that one at all if that's what you mean, just grabbed a pertinent image after a quick search and uploaded it.

@482,097 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Ah, that makes much more sense.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,110

@previous (D)
You added the red circle, didn't you?

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,136

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not this time anyway. There were actually two somewhat similar images that could've worked on the second search phrase, and admittedly I didn't investigate to see why these sites were anti-platypus, since I obviously support such anti-platypus platitudes.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,140

@previous (D)
wtf is this I don't even

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,141

also, relevant to topic

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,142

@482,140 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Kind of defeats the purpose if you post it with #lgbtplatypus.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,242

@482,140 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Does uh... does that make me a homophobe?

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Can we still be anti-platypus in good conscience? Especially now that we know our position against the most malevolent-quasireptilian-mammal could be misconstrued as anti-OMGWTBQQ?

·Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,256

@481,950 (I)
lol 10/x+y^666=niggers CRITICAL HIT

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,261

@482,242 (D)

The platypus has no real affiliation to LGBT, a pox on those nasty little fuckers. Need I remind you that anyone who stands in the way of the organization, is to be sacrificed to Satan? You're a good guy, you've done a lot for the organization, but I will not tolerate insubordination.

Pic unrelated.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,278

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

I'm still anti-platypus, but this talk of insubordination is disconcerting when you consider the organizational structure of this terrorist cell. #seppuku4satan

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,279

@482,141 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This is why I pray harm upon my enemies.

The only thing you have to worry about is if God does exist and agrees with you.

·Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 16 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,283

@previous (J)
You have only so much time in the day to fill it with meaningless rituals that have literally no chance of being correct once you know anything about science.

·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,289

@previous (Namefag !nF1excN/uc)
That's why you should always pray harm upon your enemies instead of physically inflict harm.
Nice to see you missed my point entirely.

Also, how the fuck does praying take away any time? You can pray right now at your computer desk.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,295

@previous (J)
If you're praying for some Sumerian extraterrestrial deity or whatever to inflict harm upon your enemies, okay.

It doesn't seem any worse than daydreaming about them being ran over by a car, dying of ass cancer, or whatever murder/torture fantasies of one's enemies some people might have while stuck in traffic, getting chewed out at work, or w/e.

If praying does nothing, there's no harm, so maybe it's just a cathartic thing. If coincidentally something terrible did happen to your enemies, you'd at least have some sense of satisfaction, even though we can reasonably assume there was no real correlation and it had no affect on the situation whatsoever.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,298

@previous (D)
More importantly, the police can't prove that your prayers were the cause of injury/death.

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,302

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Exactly, there's no culpability. Unless... you're in certain parts of Africa, Latin America, etc. Especially in S.A. with that pesky branch of the South African Police that focuses on this sort of thing, but for most of the first world, no culpability, although the authorities still couldn't prove it regardless.

If you do find yourself in Africa or Latin America, just go for broke and try to find a deal on an AK maybe.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,307

@previous (D)
just use water poisoning. the cops won't be able to figure out how clean water could kill someone from inside their body

·Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,320

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Africa & Latin America
> 'Clean water'

Oh, you.

Still sounds like a solid assassination method for those areas.

+Anonymous L — 10.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,322

@481,945 (💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc)

> I feel weird to live in a world where they literally make up terrorist attacks and everyone around falls for it. I don't fall for it and I don't want to be a part of this retarded society anymore

It's been going on for a long time. Israel has done a bunch of those. Even before Israel was formed, the sinking ot he Lusitania was a false flag. http://joeplummer.com/the_lusitania.html http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/oftheliars.php

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #482,325

@previous (L)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #482,327

·💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #482,344

@482,322 (L)
yup, agreed

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