Topic: How many of you have ever injured yourself masturbating?
+Anonymous A — 10.7 years ago #43,981
Give us the full details of both how it happened and how you then had to sleep uncomfortably afterwards because of the injury. A video re-enactment of both the incident and consequences would be best.
+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #481,708
You go first.
+Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,709
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,710
@previous (Syntax )
You're into some freaky shit, bro.
+Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,711
@481,709 (Syntax )+Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,714
@481,709 (Syntax )
@previous (Syntax )
As a nigger, I can tongue this.
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+RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,726

One time I was masturbating soa furiously that my hand began to approach the speed of light as it traveled back and foarth along the shaft of my penis. I bet you felloas can guess what happened next:
I was unable to tell if my ejaculation was a particle or wave.+RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,774
@previous (RedCream )
next thing i new, i had four niggerdicks in boath ends. shits crazy .
+💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,779
uhuh
·💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,780
n I'm still suffering to this day. my hip always acts up after a run. fml
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,782
@481,774 (RedCream )
Yes, moast of my cloans
are crazy. And all of them are hoamoasexual.
+Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,783
@previous (RedCream )
You're the biggest homosexual here since bert left... Cock consumer...
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
·Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,784
@481,780 (💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc)
Did your arm ever heal?
·💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,785
@previous (E)
my arm is fine?
·Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,788
@previous (💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc)
I think you forgot a story you shared on TC.
How your arm workout ...
fill in the blanks wore out.
·💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,794
+Anonymous K — 10.7 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,835
@481,779 (💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc)
> uhuh
Please tell the full story of how it happened. And were you using a dildo?
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