Topic: What does it mean when English people say "I'm having a big wank"?
+Anonymous A — 10.7 years ago #43,946
I've been reading that thread on MC about child pornography and this sentence by The Doctor stood out to me. What the hell is a "big wank"? A wank is a wank, how can it be small or medium or big? You wank, you come, that's it, what's big or small about it?
+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #481,173
Link to thread please.
+Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,175
inb4 mad+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #481,177
> Link to thread please.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #481,180
+Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #481,187
No idea, but I once heard this really cute English girl call someone a wanker. It sounded really sexy when she said it, don't think doc could pull it off though.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,191
+Anonymous H — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,207
+Anonymous I — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,269
+Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,463
Euphemisms for masturbation:
1. Whipping the weasle.
2. Pulling the pudding.
3. Spanking the monkey.
4.
1. Whipping the weasle.
2. Pulling the pudding.
3. Spanking the monkey.
4.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,474
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,486
5. Beating the strange girl.
+Anonymous K — 10.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,487
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Over on MC
I am beating the shit out of Autphag, while he wears his skirt.
Damn fool wants to be castrated.
Over on MC
I am beating the shit out of Autphag, while he wears his skirt.
Damn fool wants to be castrated.
+Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,488
·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,489
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,493
·Anonymous K — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,494
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> Why would anyone do that?
Go and ask him. His answers vary.
> Why would anyone do that?
Go and ask him. His answers vary.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,495
@previous (K)
That would involve posting on Minichan, I rather cut my own dick off than post on Minichan.
That would involve posting on Minichan, I rather cut my own dick off than post on Minichan.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,496
7. Playing the Yankees.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,504
8. Shaking the weasel.
+Anonymous M — 10.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,507
9. Polishing the poodle.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,511
10. Choking the chicken.
+Billy-Ray Hefford, aged 4 — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,521
My uncle Mark calls it "our secret little game"
·Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,522
11. Waxing my Wang
12. taming the boa
12. taming the boa
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,526
13. Playing the skinflute
+Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,529
14. Maintaining the main vain
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,530
15. Slapping the salamander.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,535
16. Pulling the pork
+KC — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,548
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,549
·Anonymous H — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,556
Beating the baby batter.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,558
19. Wrestling the Cyclops
·Anonymous J — 10.7 years ago, 16 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,623
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,627
20. Shaking hands with beef.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,628
Posting in a gay thread.+Anonymous Q — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,634
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,639
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,640
21. Lynching the nigger
·Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,648
22.waking the sleeping giant
23.petting my Vienna sausage(for doc)
23.petting my Vienna sausage(for doc)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,649
@481,628 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
To be fair to him, a huge amount of your posts on here involve pictures of dicks. Surely you see why people think you're a cock-jockey?
To be fair to him, a huge amount of your posts on here involve pictures of dicks. Surely you see why people think you're a cock-jockey?
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,650
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,651
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Fuck me that was fast :)) Do you just stay awake through the night on here? Anyway, I'm referring to all your posts of Negi's cock, and Toaster's cock, and those colored cocks going into Matt's mouth, and many, many other cocks. Listen I can't stay and talk this though with you, I'll be back tomorrow if I have time, other things to do right now, take it easy Doc.
Fuck me that was fast :)) Do you just stay awake through the night on here? Anyway, I'm referring to all your posts of Negi's cock, and Toaster's cock, and those colored cocks going into Matt's mouth, and many, many other cocks. Listen I can't stay and talk this though with you, I'll be back tomorrow if I have time, other things to do right now, take it easy Doc.
+Anonymous R — 10.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,658
24. About to catch the bus. (alt.suicide.holiday)
25. Going to suck off an exhaust pipe.
26. Driving or operating heavy machinery while under the influence of some sort of intoxicant.
27. They've resigned themselves to becoming an old cat lady/gentleman.
25. Going to suck off an exhaust pipe.
26. Driving or operating heavy machinery while under the influence of some sort of intoxicant.
27. They've resigned themselves to becoming an old cat lady/gentleman.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,666
28. Popping the one-eyed weasel
·Anonymous R — 10.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,673
29. They've converted to a new religion. (Often a phrase uttered after converting to Islam, albeit not exclusively.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #481,679
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