Topic: I had no idea that Bert was a character on Cheers.

+Anonymous A — 10.7 years ago #43,918

Mr. Nick Tortellis constantly tries to get back into the good graces of his ex-wife Carla Tortellis, a waitress at the bar Cheers in Boston, Massachusetts, and thinks of himself as a gentleman when really he is just a womanizing scumbag who lacks all intelligence. He also chases other women who he most likely does the same shit with much like he does Carla.

Now why does this sound so much like Bert to me?

+Taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #480,940

Definitely Bert. Grate finding.

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #480,946

> Definitely Bert. Grate finding.

+Anonymous D — 10.7 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,053

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> > Definitely Bert. Grate finding.

+Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #481,055

What? Not even close OP. Nick was a womanizer who actually banged women. He was married to some tall blonde and had a bunch of kids with Carla.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,060

@previous (E)
I suppose you're right. Has Bert ever managed to get laid with any woman?

+Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,062

@OP

https://www.tinychan.org/topic/43873

·Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,078

@481,060 (A)
I believe he admitted to not having been with a woman in over a decade.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,079

@previous (E)
Do we know what he looks like?
I want to make him on the Sims!

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,081

@previous (A)
His one and only selfie

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,083

@previous (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh my god, is that really Bert at long last?

Was he trying to remain semi-anonymous or does he not know how to take a selfie?

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,085

@previous (A)
Yes that is. He posted it after he get told on the street by niggers.

I think he doesn't everyone to see his whole faggot face, he just want to proof he is a big talk faggot got pwned on the street becoz of his shittalking.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,095

@481,081 (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)

He's doing it wrong, he needs to take one of his face, with a check stub (if he has one), and his social security card.

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,097

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
you expect a junkie drunktard cand do shit right?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #481,099

@previous (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)

Not really, no.

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