Topic: Does this IRC log of Bert getting lightspeed b& surprised you?

+DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago #43,889

[Sunday/Nov 15:36:54] * bert (189f91c5@dat-51A7D708.mibbit.com) has joined #tinychan
[Sunday/Nov 15:37:32] <bert> Frank....are you here?
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[Sunday/Nov 15:37:40] bert is 189f91c5@dat-51A7D708.mibbit.com * 24-159-145-197.dhcp.smrt.tn.charter.com
[Sunday/Nov 15:37:41] bert on #tinychan
[Sunday/Nov 15:37:41] bert using hub.datnode.net DatNode Hub
[Sunday/Nov 15:37:41] bert End of /WHOIS list.
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[Sunday/Nov 15:37:49] <~Joseph> welcome, bert
[Sunday/Nov 15:38:38] <bert> I can't post at TC...the mods are incompetant
[Sunday/Nov 15:40:04] * bert (189f91c5@dat-51A7D708.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[Sunday/Nov 15:40:13] <~Joseph> hue
[Sunday/Nov 15:41:14] * turdfurgason (189f91c5@dat-E3972BB2.mibbit.com) has joined #tinychan
[Sunday/Nov 15:44:59] <nitro2k01> Did they ban you on MC as well, turdfurgason?
[Sunday/Nov 15:45:53] <turdfurgason> no...but the mc admin is not very patient with me posting about tc
[Sunday/Nov 15:46:21] <nitro2k01> Then stop posting about TC, you drunken slob.
[Sunday/Nov 15:46:23] <~Joseph> free advertising
[Sunday/Nov 15:47:28] <turdfurgason> listen you smartass....I didn't ask you to start running your dicksucker in a non respectful way..
[Sunday/Nov 15:48:02] <nitro2k01> No? So what did you ask?
[Sunday/Nov 15:48:40] <turdfurgason> I assumed this was a place where someone associated with TC admin might be..
[Sunday/Nov 15:48:46] * turdfurgason was kicked by KimmoServ (Disrespect.)
[Sunday/Nov 15:48:47] * KimmoServ sets mode: +b *!*@dat-E3972BB2.mibbit.com
[Sunday/Nov 15:48:57] <nitro2k01> That also works.

Well?

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+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #480,734

+Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,751

12 FUCKING MINUTES? You call that lightspeed? That's longer than it takes for light to travel FROM THE FUCKING SUN TO EARTH! THIS IS UN-FUCKING-ACCEPTABLE! BERT SHOULD BE BANNED WITHIN NANOSECONDS!

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

+Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,793

@previous (C)
Anon C with all due respect the speed of light is not always as fast as you think it is
With memory of news article few years back - Speed of light can be real slow if well if

Good place to say - Came in from an event last nite and on MC real late bert was in hot pursuit of kooky and I DO MEAN in hot pursuit - I tried as an anon to help him and warned him against spamming the board with multiple love notes - Did as much good as I wood have slowing down the speed of light.

Topic: hey6 kook..

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 hours ago
the only way to stop all this crazy shit...is for me and you to get married....how abo9ut it babe...I love you....let's show 'em what's up...babe..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 hours ago, 5 minutes later
I am seroious...I am a grown ass man...me and you could start an awesome family sweetheart.....a smooth operator from
Tennessee and a sexy Queen from RFlorida..

come on...when will we ever hyave a chance like this again..

I will honor you!!!!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 11 hours ago,
pleas4e honey...please consider this..

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 hours ago, 29 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,314
my body is ready..

He goes on to tell all how much he adores On cough cough and THEN Kook replies with

Are you OK?

bert however has passed out drunk at that point and does not reply

I wood post the link but the love notes to On do not belong on TC

Several more topics from bert but no need to show redundancy

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,839

@previous (Syntax )
Well, it doesn't surprise me that Bert treats ALL chans as his pervert fuckdoll seeking protocol, everyone can tell he is all about his dick and everything he said is bullshit
But wow I'm actually surprised that he has to make public of his crush on me at MC. Jesus I knew he secretly want to suck my dick but ffs does he feel he is not gay enough and have to let everyone know how gay he is?
Unbelieveable, this fucktard. Just unbelieveable

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,842

@480,793 (Syntax )

Was the event a 15 minute light speed scooter ride from the dead-end hovel you rent?

+Anonymous F — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,843

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Is your obsession with Syntax a 15 minute light speed scooter ride from the dead-end hovel you share with your mother?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #480,874

@previous (F)

Nice madpost.

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