Topic: I've a meth question that needs solving
+Anonymous A — 10.7 years ago #43,841
> inb4 nypa
If you give a shit about meth, which I do, but I've a meth problem I thought up when I saw a pink elephant pass by and yeah, here's the jist of what needs figuring out:
20 cc's= pink elephant sighting
50 cc's= a sighting of what?
+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #480,005
+Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #480,006
> inb4 ducky+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #480,012
2 and a half pink elephants, prolly having a 3some, or 2.5some to be precise
+Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #480,013
hahahahaha, love it
+RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #480,016
I had commonly believed from extant published material that meth questions need solvent instead. Is there a roal here to admit? Admit it, then. The roal must be expoased.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #480,018
@previous (RedCream )
Yes, your role of psychotic penis consumer. It must be admitted.
·Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #480,021
@480,016 (RedCream )
> meth questions need solvent
Always
@480,012 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Think+Anonymous G — 10.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #480,026
Well, you should've included a poll in this thread. That being said however, fei nigger cocks.
+Anonymous H — 10.7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,039
@previous (G)
*fat nigger cocks
@480,018 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
*psychotic cock consumer
+The Robot — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,074
Beep bop boop
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,108
@480,018 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am poaring solvent into yoar anus
! Prepare it foar the incoming flood of liquid!
·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,111
@previous (RedCream )
Wow so much mad. Your action admitted you the role of psychotic.
Now you only need to further admit your role as cock consumer.
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,212
What the hell is a "docton"? Is that the standard faorce particle foar stupidity?
·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,218
@previous (RedCream )
This is my role of RedCream's Untrue Claimant Psychotic Cock Consumer role admittance enforcer. I admit my role of enforcing you to admit your role.
As a DoctOn, I can confirm this.
Ciao, the DoctOn.
·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,232
@480,108 (RedCream )+Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,240
@480,108 (RedCream )
what kind of solvent
polar nonpolar
aqueous maybe or organic
come on you gotta be more specific
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,242
@480,218 (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docton
"A docton is an elementary particle, the quantum of stupidity and all other forms of expressive dumbness. It is the force carrier for the stupid force, even when static via virtual doctons. The effects of this force are easily observable at both the speaking and reading levels, because the docton has zero sense; this allows long distance expressions of stupidity."
Yoar roal has been clearly enunciated. ·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,245
@previous (RedCream )
> Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name.
Thank you for providing proof of your role of untrue claimant. It will be accepted as a role admittance.
You have admitted the role of untrue claimant, and the role of psychotic. All you need to do is admitting the remaining role of cock consumer.
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,247
@480,240 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
Naturally I was speaking of the oarganic solvent acetoan, C
3H
6O.
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,248
@480,245 (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Thank you for providing proof of your role of untrue claimant.
Yoar broaser has an obvious fault and you must nao accept the roal of
Broaser Repairer.
·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,252
@previous (RedCream )
As an untrue claimant psychotic cock consumer, RedCream insists on claiming a non exist wiki page to be of valid information, and blaming the browser when one found the said page is indeed non exist.
As a DoctOn, I can confirm this.
Ciao, the DoctOn.
+Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,254
@480,247 (RedCream )
Acetone is very useful for quickly drying glassware
·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #480,256
@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
Dare never ever get it near most plastics.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #480,284
@480,248 (RedCream )
This is what I got from clicking your link.
> Now admit yoar roal as being a psychotic cock consumer.
Docton
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·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,485
@previous (A)
Someone must have edited or deleted the Docton page after I made noat of it. I suspect Docton himself is the culprit.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,495
@previous (RedCream )
Nice attempt at covering up your fuck up cock consumer.
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,499
@480,485 (RedCream )
I suspect you're an
<em>ATTENTION STARVED, PSYCHOTIC, UNEDUCATED, COCK CONSUMER</em>.
·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,510
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
As a detector, I can confirm this.
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,529
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Soa you detect that he suspects? Are you a "
Suspicion Detector"? Roal revealed!
·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 10.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,531
@previous (RedCream )
Avoidance of role admission detected.
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 15 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,652
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Yoar detectoar is shoaing remarkable and obvious indicatoars of malfunction.
·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 10.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,666
@previous (RedCream )
Uncertified calibration technician detected.
·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,673
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
It is not required to be a calibration technician in oarder to noat the basic malfunctioning of such equipment.
This is the final conclusion. A roal is admitted but is not particularly impoartant at this juncture.
GREEN FOAMY FILTH +Anonymous M — 10.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #480,698
@OP
Well, uh, that's an awful lot of fluid if it's used IV. What concentration is this meth soln.?
Basically it works out like this: Pink Elephant + Pink Elephant + 1/2 a Pink Elephant = ?
The problem is you can't just half a pink elephant all willy-nilly like, so it'd probably result in seeing demons and shadow people everywhere and possibly trying to kill a garden hose you mistook for an anaconda.
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
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