Topic: RIP Playboy ;_;

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.7 years ago #43,836

No moar sexy gals nood pics

I will resort to the internet

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

+Anonymous B — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #479,877

@OP
> I will resort to internet

You savage! Stick to the fine art of looking through neighbor's windows.

+Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,878

heff kicked the can?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,881

@479,877 (B)
What's the fun of looking at nood yello monkiez?

@previous (C)
Nope, he just decided Playboy would no longer be about secci nood gals.

·Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,885

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
oh god, it's worse than I feared... he's actually going to turn it into an articles magazine?!

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,888

@previous (C)
Yep, and articles not about sexi nood gals

·Anonymous C — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,890

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
welp, they'll be out of print in 5 years or less

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,891

@previous (C)
I think it is

+Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,895

Playboy had a rule against showing extended Labia. In Australia its not even allowed unless the Mag is fully plastic wrapped and sales are restricted.

Penthouse had no such rule and wood show a vagina opened. The surprise I got when I had a small stack of them under a coffee table and a gal friend (just a good friend) opened up a Penthouse to centerfold and said So that is wot I look like on the inside My Girlfriend suggested she use a mirror and this was at a party I was hosting - Everyone laffed

Thing is in its day b4 the net Playboy and Penthouse were educational. Playboy however always sucked because it was loaded with Airbrushed bodies and Plastic was made popular.

I am not much of a fan of net porn because in most cases the body is all of a sudden fully tanned even in places tans do not really exist.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #479,896

@previous (Syntax )
What are you talking about now there is no porn other than net porn

·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,904

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> no porn other than net porn

Yea and on occasion when I decided to post a nude pic as a reaction pic I do try to find something that is life like instead of airbrushed - Aint easy

+Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,907

source pl0x

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,909

@previous (E)
Its all on the news bud
http://m.scmp.com/comment/insight-opinion/article/1871959/digital-age-playboy-has-lost-its-relevance-debate-gender

+RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,911

Who among you will admit yoar roal of having to 'slap ham' to such a publication?

·Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,913

buying magazines are stupid anyway when you have a cell phone and the internet

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,914

@479,911 (RedCream )
Admit your role of psychotic penis consumer

·Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,915

@479,909 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
tl;dr is this only happening in china or what?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,917

@previous (E)
No

·Anonymous E — 10.7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,918

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
k thx

+Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,933

@479,895 (Syntax )

> So that is wot I look like on the inside

No woman alive would say that. Good to see you're still making up more of a life than is possible to live to sound relevant.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 10.7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,942

@479,911 (RedCream )
You're as clever as piss on a toilet seat.

+Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,983

but everyone who buys playboy only buys it for the articles

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,985

@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
LOL 10/10 bud

+💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,987

@479,877 (B)
lmao I knew someone who did that in America...it got on the news and they even sketched out a picture of him it looked just like him super creepy. he didn't get caught.

+The Robot — 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,993

Beep bop boop

+Anonymous K — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,999

@479,904 (Syntax )

> Yea and on occasion when I decided to post a nude pic as a reaction pic.

I'm glad I never seen you post a pic of yourself nude. Who the fuck wants to see and old shipwrecked looking penis?

·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,003

@479,933 (Namefag !nF1excN/uc)

> >So that is wot I look like on the inside
>
> No woman alive would say that.

Actually I think that is Exactly Wot I was thinking. I for sure No I was at a loss for words and just listened for more words but she said nada and kept looking at the lower part of the center fold. A few people laffed at her comment but I was somewhat stunned - I think a few made comments but do not remember any of those. Not exactly party conversation.

Reminds of of years later a GF that told me that when she was 11 years old she took a hand mirror to self to C wot was down there.

@previous (K)

> > Yea and on occasion when I decided to post a nude pic as a reaction pic.
>
> I'm glad I never seen you post a pic of yourself nude. Who the fuck wants to see and old shipwrecked looking penis?

So you are saying you have never been to any kind of Nude resort. C the thing is - When you lose your virginity and later gain staying power where you can last and last until their is no more point of going on - When it shrinks to hopefully more then poor Negi's Clit sized Peni - It does not look worse for wear.

Years go on and it just does not wear out. You must be thinking of those car tires that end up with no thread.

Hey once just once after some mean as shit mind altering Pot - Given to me by a new girl in my life - Like maybe the 5th date - My Penis for the first tyme disappointed me - Only ONCE -

Trust THIS Even one tyme Penis fail is One tyme to many - All those ads in Magazines n TV on Viagra - SURE I wonder IF just wot IF - But anyone that has followed my impossible to read replies NO's I keep heart super HEALTHY which means my Pipes are kept super Clean which means Great blood flow to places that need such.

·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,020

@479,914 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Admit your role of psychotic penis consumer

So you are admitting yoar roal of having to 'slap ham' to such a publication? That is what I am clearly hearing.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,037

@previous (RedCream )
Please remove the cocks from your ears. They are affecting your hearing. And besides, the ear is not even a certified sexual orifice.

·Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,041

@480,003 (Syntax )

> Reminds of of years later a GF that told me that when she was 11 years old she took a hand mirror to self to C wot was down there.

CONFIRMED PEDO.

> Negi's Clit sized Peni - It does not look worse for wear.

CONFIRMED MAD.

·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,051

@previous (Namefag !nF1excN/uc)
> Reminds of of years later a GF that told me that when she was 11 years old

Apparently during your 2 years absence you have lost more brain cells.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,054

@previous (Syntax )
we all have. we're all getting older.

·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,061

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cheri who I have lost touch with cause when I ended that relationship - Ran in2 her 6 months later at a Ski show and she told me I broke her heart and she sold her home and moved to Colorado - hearing that broke my heart - Things one remembers and wishes to 4get - But so petite and so damn cute and sexy.

So much I should have asked her when she shared your story about being 11 years old. Like wot did she think and all that. We dudes get to see wot is all there of Self and betting most guys do not think about wot is not readily visible to gals.

Now ready to roll out and plug in hardware n testing software to see if a Alpha 4GLTE upgrade really is beyond almost speed of light. Not long ago this test over heated the CPU in many cell phones under test and hate to think about the end cost to a company but betting its in the Billion or even Billions by now.

People needing to upload video files 50 Gigs and greater - Who wood have thought.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,062

@previous (Syntax )
the only people uploading 50 gig video files are pirates.

·Namefag !nF1excN/uc — 10.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,071

@480,051 (Syntax )
You like hearing, and more importantly telling, stories about 11 year old pussy, how is that normal?

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Or CP distributors

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,073

@previous (Namefag !nF1excN/uc)
50GB of CP? That's horrifying...

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,100

@480,020 (RedCream )
As a role dodger, Redcream sways and shifts the point whenever people urge him to admit his role of psychotic cock consumer.
As a DoctOn, I can confirm this.

Ciao, the DoctOn.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,102

@previous (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)
Upgrade to DoctogOn

·Syntax — 10.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,104

@480,071 (Namefag !nF1excN/uc)
You keep bring up young pussy.
Have you considered mental evaluation?

·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #480,109

@480,037 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
> [T]he ear is not even a certified sexual orifice.

Sure it is. Hao many times have you heard someone say "my hearing is fucked"? There is yoar sign.

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #480,112

@previous (RedCream )
As a psychotic cock consumer, Redcream tried to consume cocks via his ears, as he falsely admit his ears as certified sexual orifice, and have his hearing ability literally fucked. This might also be the reason he cannot distinguish vowels from wordings and constantly mixed up with "oa", as proven from his typos behaviour.
This is pretty psychotic, and he totally should admit his role as psychotic cock consumer. As a DoctOn, I can confirm this.

Ciao, the DoctOn.

(Edited 9 hours later.)

·RedCream — 10.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #480,213

@previous (DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo)

None of yoar claims can be categoarized as true. Conversely, all of yoar claims can be categoarized as false. This is yoar roal in life, as the Untrue Claimant.

·DoctOn !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #480,217

@previous (RedCream )
Funny, you just did claim ears are certified sexual orifice posts before:

@480,109 (RedCream )
> > [T]he ear is not even a certified sexual orifice.

> Sure it is. Hao many times have you heard someone say "my hearing is fucked"? There is yoar sign.

This is your original claim, then I referenced your claim, and you said my claim is false. By logic chaining, your proposed "Untrue Claimant" also applicable to yourself.

Thankyou for suggesting more role for yourself to admit. You can proudly admit your enchanted role of "Untrue Claimant Psychotic Cock Consumer".

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