Topic: Homeless man bites 6 in Tennessee Wal*Mart.

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago #43,787

He is currently being held in a Tennessee psychiatric hospital.

+Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #479,036

And nothing of value was lost, late, mutilated or misdirected.

+Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #479,040

"A Tennessee walmart"

"The Racket Report"

pffffft..

+Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,054

Yup, sounds like bert.

Bubba gonna fuck your ass in prison you little bitch.

+Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,092

As Man Tries To Eat His Victims

In total, six people were bitten and one was taken to the hospital

in critical condition due to a severed artery in the neck.

Wot no Wendy's near by?

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,097

@previous (Syntax )

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,098

In other news: Woman allegedly threatens to taste children.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

+Anonymous F — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,100

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
All she is saying is. The kids are finger licking good.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,101

@previous (F)

And giving them free magazines, ungrateful sluts.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,102

@479,098 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Needs moar sauce.

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,104

Stolen from MC in static version which refuses to upload via imgur
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Got it to upload via imgur on MC and it still is static!!!!!!

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,105

@479,102 (B)

Everyone knows you got to marinate the chillins for 72 hours, before you cook em. Baste with Sweet Baby Ray's, and cook at 475° for 30 minutes per pound.

+Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,111

@479,092 (Syntax )
lol 10/10 bud

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,112

This topic has a new life over at MC
Dr.G Louie Ph.D gets full credit.

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,113

@479,104 (Syntax )
CthulhuJiggle.gif*

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,114

@previous (G)
Gif is from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycGBJNYs1qI [play]

copypasta from my reply on MC
Researched her.
Quality quick youtube view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycGBJNYs1qI [play]

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Interned at CNET

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·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,115

@previous (Syntax )

She is very attractive.

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,116

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Perhaps she will help bert out by taking the pressure off of Tryptch.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,117

@previous (Syntax )

Nothing can stop bert from creeping on Triptych, or Ducky.

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,118

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> Nothing can stop bert from creeping on anything with a pulse.*

Although the deceased probably aren't off his menu either.

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,119

@479,114 (Syntax )
So... that's how Cthulhu swims through the ocean hunting for prey. Hmm. TMYK.

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,120

@previous (G)
Had to look that one up and damn great memories of H. P. Lovecraft.

Do to expected El Nino we fully expect more weird sea creatures - Hope nothing like this comes by

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,123

@479,117 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Cthulhu could.

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,129

@previous (B)
Word. Although Cthulhu would most likely drive him to further madness until he went off to a Wal-Mart or the mission and started biting people.

@479,120 (Syntax )
Lovecraft is grate.

The worst you'll probably see out there is sharks or jelly fish, but if you do see Cthulhu, please document it and report in before succumbing to insanity.

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,133

@previous (G)

HAIL _tinychan.org SATAN CTHULHU

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,134

Jelly fish in san diego from Australia.jpg

@479,129 (G)
> sharks
Daily its discussed while waiting for waves. So many Shark stories in the news - South of me and North of me
Some weird Jelly fish also but so far just a couple 3 miles away - These all the way from Australia

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,139

@479,123 (B)

Old Ones aside, nothing of this world could stop him.

@479,118 (G)

The dead are at grater risk, because they can't report him.

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,146

@479,133 (B)
It'll at least make more sense to the layperson than:
>

'Ia! Ia!_tinychan.orgCthulhu Fhtagn!'

@479,134 (Syntax )
Well if it's from Australia it'll probably kill you. If there is a God he obviously hates Australians.

Bull sharks and box jellies are the main risks here. Supposedly we get man-of-wars too, but I've never seen one.

I remember going through a huge jellyfish swarm one year in FL. We were on a jetski, but it was still a little freaky riding through them, it was mostly just cannonball and moon jellyfish, normally not a big deal, but who knows what that many stings could do to someone.

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Fortunately necrophilia is a felony in TN, so if he gets caught, it's back to prison for him.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,148

@previous (G)

That's one good thing about it, at least.

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,149

@479,146 (G)
Damn just Damn. Growing up in Long Beach Ca Area where I spent a lot of time on the beach or beaches near by. We used to call the large Jelly Fish Man of Wars.
Now looking this up it appears we were in error - Florida and Australia has them and Columbia but apparently never in So Cal

Have had minor stings over the years but memories of stings from Corals when diving in Islands in various seas is far more vivid then Jelly fish

Of course that famous one in Australia that kills on contact sends chills down my spine

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,153

@previous (Syntax )
I know some yacht captains that do deep sea fishing that said they've seen them here, but fortunately I haven't come into contact with one.

Honestly, by far the most chilling thing in the water here among the box jellyfish to me is the Irukandji jellyfish, mostly because the odds of you even seeing it before your stung is so unlikely, and it can easily be fatal, even with hospitalization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CHshkF8GDU

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,154

@previous (G)
Once again, it's all Australia's fault, idk why they had to give us some of their jellyfish.

@479,148 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
It helps a little, but it doesn't do much to redeem TN.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,156

@previous (G)

I'm not sure anything can redeem TN.

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,161

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
It isn't MS.

+Anonymous H — 10.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,163

@479,036 (B)
Lol

·Anonymous H — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,164

@OP

> He is currently being held in a Tennessee psychiatric hospital.

Lol

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,173

Beep bop boop

·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,198

I forget where in fuck it was...but one time when we were out on the Destroyer we saw I'm guess thousands of jellyfish...now as I look back at the event it makes me think of all the jelly anons here..

·Anonymous F — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,201

@previous (C)
bert how many pots and pans & dishes did you wash today.

·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,203

@previous (F)
none...the sink is full..

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,206

@previous (C)

You're a terrible dishwasher.

·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #479,210

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I been called worse things by better people..

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,456

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,457

@previous (B)

This is why we can't have nice things.

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