Topic: How are you preparing for the end of the world?

+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,776

Well, the end of humanity anyway, now that we know Skynet's intent, how will you be spending your final days alive?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Sprite	-	0%
Srenob	-	0%
Jiggers	-	0%
All praises be to Skynet.	-	0%

+Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #478,800

I went to sams club yesterday and bought some whey protein.

+Bert.... of course — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #478,801

by sucking many nigger cocks

Yall motherfuckers can't handle king dick daddy of tc

im going to teach you all the southern gentlemans way of profesional cock sucking

Who first to start sucking my big dick?

+Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #478,802

@previous (Bert.... of course )
> Who first to start sucking my big dick?
> big dick
3 inches is not big.
Your mother will suck your 3 inches.

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #478,804

It's not too late to proclaim alliance to the Old Ones.

+Dachan-da — 10.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #478,809

worlds not a toy bud, grow up and leave

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #478,811

@478,804 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
It might be a possible last line of defense against Skynet, but we'd have to get their attention somehow for the Old ones to intervene, and it'd also need to have negative ramifications or at least pose an inconvenience for them, it's not like they'd intentionally save the human race out of the goodness of their 'hearts' or whatever eldritch anatomical equivalent they may have.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #478,812

@478,800 (B)
You probably bought too much.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #478,813

@478,809 (Dachan-da )
We're all going to be leaving the world soon, in one way or another.

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,827

Beep bop boop

+RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,834

I will spend my final days as I have spent all penultimate examples of my days: By admitting my roal.

+Anonymous I — 10.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,836

@previous (RedCream )
Soa you admit that yoar roal has always been a cock consumer? Thanks!

+dung beetle — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,844

I sit around rolling shit into little balls waiting for it to happen.

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,847

@previous (dung beetle )
.thereef.ws aka sandybeaches

Miss that site.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,856

@478,836 (I)
> cock consumer

Noa, that is not my roal.

+Anonymous K — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,863

Will the Cylons take over?

+Anonymous L — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,880

@478,811 (A)

+Anonymous M — 10.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,888

aewnt jiggers liike measures of liquid measurements....liike shots?

yeah man...if the world is going down lets like do some shots and shg..

+💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,915

pretending its a zombie apocalypse

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,919

I admit my roal today.

Tomorroa, I will do the same.

This trend will continue until the end.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,921

@478,880 (L)
Loyalty to Cthulhu might pay off in the end. I should've began a cult years ago.

@478,915 (💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc)
It'll be easier for the mind to rationalize after several years of conditioning by the media.

@previous (RedCream )
Why?

+[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 10.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,927

I'm not

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #478,958

@478,921 (A)
> Why?

Because an admission of roal is a necessary part of interacting with the reality matrix we are embedded in. I had thought that that much was perfectly obvious in this system of reference.

RAGING COPPER PUPPET

·Anonymous L — 10.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #478,962

@previous (RedCream )
> embracing the matrix this hard

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #478,996

Admission of roal is a basic act of self awareness. That should have alsoa been perfectly obvious.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #478,997

@previous (RedCream )

You should try this beverage.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #479,011

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> You should try this beverage.

Does it enhance self awareness and expand perception in general? Admit the roal of that beverage if you expect me to indulge in it and exploit its benefits (assuming there are any such benefits to be obtained).

Consider this to be an oarder.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #479,022

@previous (RedCream )

Fiesta off, I'll tell you out of the kindness of my heart. Fuck your order. It totally enhances perception, it'll take your perception to a whole new level.

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #479,032

@479,011 (RedCream )
Yes it does. As a detector, I can confirm this.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #479,064

@479,022 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

You cannot lawfully deny oar defeat this oarder. Admit yoar roal oar she will give you the goatfinger.

Perceive that. You will find the picture to the left to be whoally related.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #479,069

@previous (RedCream )

Nice shitpost.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #479,091

@479,064 (RedCream )
> You will find the picture to the left to be wholly unrelated.
ftfy

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,151

@479,069 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

You may scream if you soa desire and if you alsoa feel that in screaming you fulfill a necessary roal in life. In practicing screaming one may in a peripheral sense properly prepare foar the end of the world.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,155

@previous (RedCream )

Screaming solves nothing. See @479,069 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,177

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> Screaming solves nothing.

Screaming is often used as a physioalogical reliever of soacial tension. I sense a soalution within that. Why are you sensoarally challenged in this case? Admit yoar roal moast promptly!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,178

@previous (RedCream )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primal_therapy#Criticism

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,185

@479,177 (RedCream )

Please do the world a favor, kill yourself. Thanks.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,191

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

Birds should eat yoar face. Noa roal needs to be admitted after that.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,193

@previous (RedCream )

Seriously, kill yourself.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 10.8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #479,207

@479,191 (RedCream )

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