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Topic: The Sims has lowered divorce rates.

+Anonymous A10.8 years ago #43,712

Source: http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/why-the-sims-have-low-divorce-rates

+On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #477,852

They too busy taking care of their computer self to read and sign the divorce agreement

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #477,853

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
lol

+Syntax 10.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #477,854

> there isn't another real person to fight with in a Sims marriage.

Funny stuff OP

+The Robot 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #477,857

Beep bop boop

+Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #477,860

The Sims has increased autism rates.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,861

@previous (E)
No, Minecraft does.

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,862

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I believe that both the Sims and Meinkraft has led to an overall increase in autism.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,863

@previous (E)
Sims doesnt even provide boxes stacking, so no. Definitely Minecraft.

+Syntax 10.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,866

Didn't help me. 😞

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,877

@477,863 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Are you 100% sure it doesn't allow for stacking boxes?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,878

@previous (E)
90% certain, I havent tried the latest sims so I dunno if they added it as new feature

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,888

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hmm, maybe there's an opportunity here, we could call it... 'box stacker simulator 2016' or just 'autiSim'.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,895

@previous (E)
> autiSim
lol definitely this

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,899

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Brb, I've gotta copyright 'autiSim' while it still has the potential of becoming a hot commodity. Is there anything else an autism simulator might need besides stackable cubes?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,900

@previous (E)
gottagofast. tantrums, lots of it. toys and video gaems, sex related or not. and of coz free monie from government, who needs to work for living when you have autism? Yay!

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,901

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Okay, I'm noting all this for the developers. I think we'll go the free to play route and keep all the actual playable and sex related content as premium DLC packages. Hopefully it'll be enough of a teaser for autists to get some of their sweet sweet tugboat money.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,902

@previous (E)
Why stop at DLC, where one once bought it it is permanently available to him,
when you can charge per usage, in the form of premium currency?
Autists will be very happy to shell out their autismbux every time to have sweet sweet virtual sex with their virtual sweethearts

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,956

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
You might be onto something. Maybe the sexual content could be a different part of the game that's essentially a prostitute sim, instead of like traditional dating sims or ergoe games, we just have the autist player interact with a virtual pimp that accepts all major credit cards and BTC in exchange for a few minutes and various 'services' from a virtual hooker.

·Anonymous E10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,957

@previous (E)
Oh, and for a certain amount of cash, they can 'save' the virtual prostitute from her life as a prostitute and pay for her to go to college or some shit. I'll have to discuss this more with the think tank, but it sounds like money in the bank.

+Anonymous G10.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,962

@477,956 (E)
> we just have the autist player interact with a virtual pimp that accepts all major credit cards and BTC in exchange for a few minutes and various 'services' from a virtual hooker.
This honestly sounds like something that people will be doing in 10 years.

+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM10.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,968

@previous (G)
That's why you need to get in on the ground floor, autiSim is going to be grate.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY10.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,969

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@OP

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Thanks for using my may-may!

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