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Topic: what is a quick way to warm up a shit...before I fuck it up my ass?

+Anonymous A10.8 years ago #43,699

Ive been getting the anal equivalent of brain freeze lately..

+On !Uvm54ORbmo10.8 years ago, 45 minutes later[T] [B] #477,672

By laughing out loud exactly four time right before fucking the shit up your ass

+Anonymous C10.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #477,678

Suck on the shit for 45 minutes then hurry up and shove it in.

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,686

Just have your nigger friends jizz in you.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,704

@477,672 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
*ten out of ten times, bud

+The Robot 10.8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,713

Beep bop boop

+Anonymous G10.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,715

stick it in a dehydrator, otherwise it has absolutely no penetration ability

unfortunately, there isnt a quick way at all

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+Anonymous H10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,732

Warm up with a yogalates class.

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