Topic: I always eat the whole chineses take out order..

+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,635

and it is usually several bites too much...damn..

*buuuurp*

+Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #476,949

@OP
Enjoy the lotten lat meat and flied lice, belt.

Chao Ming, The Doctor.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,952

@OP

Nice fatpost.

+Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,957

@OP

You should probably invest in a refrigerator or maybe learn about proper portion sizes, bud.

+Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,965

@previous (D)
His fatass doesn't know proper portion sizes. As long as he can continue lifting a fork before falling asleep, he'll keep eating

+RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,978

It is a rarity but not a thing unknoan foar me to finish the entire select poartions of my Chinese food takeout oarder.

The fried rice must be eaten foar if left in the refrigeratoar, the rice kernels become unsatisfactoarially hard, even crunchy. Noodles keep in a cool environment passably well. Anything left soaking in a sauce is liable to become mushy and dissatisfying in a manner otherwise assoaciated with spillages or infestations.

Is this enough of a roal to admit in this venue?

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,979

@previous (RedCream )

Would you say you consume your fried rice in a similar fashion to which you consume cocks?

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,985

Beep bop boop

+Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,992

@476,978 (RedCream )
Yeah it's called the "poor roal". Buy a microwave.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,995

@previous (Syntax )

All he needs is a piece of metal, and a fire, really.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,008

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
omfg you actually made an insightful post..

this may be a sign of the end of days..

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,009

@previous (A)

If you make one, then we'll start to worry.

P.s.
> Still this upset about "Louie".

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,099

@476,979 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> Would you say you consume your fried rice in a similar fashion to which you consume cocks?

Since I consume zeroa cocks, I can oanly say 'no' in response to yoar inquiry. Within the scoap of my existence, I consume fried rice in some large-ish quantity that is characterized as being much moar than zeroa, yet within the same scoap, you will find exactly zeroa cocks consumed.

I trust this revelation will submit to rest this class of inquiries soa that they may not be raised again.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,100

@476,992 (Syntax )
> Buy a microwave.

Hao will a microawave (oven) stop the drying out of refrigerated rice? I sense an unadmitted roal here.

+💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,101

@476,965 (E)
lol that's me

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,145

@476,965 (E)
True. I still can't help wonder which will give up first, his heart or his liver? Probably his pancreas in all actuality will be the first to start fucking up and he'll get the beetus before his heart or liver gives in. Although after the beetus hits him he could die from septicaemia after a botched foot amputation or something. Or he might just wrap his car around a tree by driving while intoxicated. It doesn't really matter how I guess, let's just hope it's soon.

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,146

@previous (D)
Oh, or those feral negroes might strike again and do him in. I forgot about them.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,147

@477,145 (D)
my pancreas could stomp a healthy stallion to death..

thanks for the concern though..

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,150

@previous (A)
Nice try, BeetusBert.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,151

@previous (D)
I have had my blood tested..

healthy as a fucking OX...sorry to cause you to feel disapoint..

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,153

@previous (A)
Post the results, BeetusBert.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,155

@previous (D)
well...they said the only thing wrong was slight hypertension....liver functions and cholesterol were fine..

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,159

@previous (A)
Post the lab work, black out your name, I can tell you how fucked you are if you want to prove it. You having hypertension with your lifestyle and weight isn't a shocker though.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,161

@477,153 (D)
Here's his result...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,162

@477,159 (D)
I don't have it anymore...sorry..

I would not lie about it though...if it said I had butt cancer I would tell you...I know it would give you a spontaneous orgasm...I wouldn't deny you that..

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,169

@previous (A)
You could get a copy, BeetusBert. The lab and your physician should have one on file.

@477,161 (E)
This seems accurate.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,193

@previous (D)
Here's his follow up care...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,198

@previous (E)
please stop that...it's scary..

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,210

@previous (A)

It's the truth, alcohomobert.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,213

@477,193 (E)
You really think anyone would care enough to bury him and pay for a headstone? I figured the state would have to foot the bill and would just cremate him.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #477,218

@previous (D)
Better to be dead and buried, than to have the smoke of his burning carcass floating through the air being inhaled by innocents. Right?

Dig a hole, throw him in, cover him in lime, pour in concrete, fill the rest with dirt, done.

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,225

@previous (E)
You're right, we shouldn't subject innocent people to such humiliation... although they do have to have certain types of filters wherever there's burning flesh, whether they cremate someone or even just cauterize a wound, most states have special laws governing that, but that's tangential. We shouldn't risk it regardless.

I'm behind your idea, provided there's no grave marker of any kind of course. Although I'm confident he'd be forgotten soon enough.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,227

@previous (D)
No marker of any kind. Once the grass regrows over the burial site, bert will be forgotten....

Wait, who's bert?

See that? See how fast I forgot who bert was? Yes, it'll be like that!

+Anonymous K — 10.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,229

@previous (E)
thurr well bee a syn dat sez hurr lys king nigger dick sucking daddy..he sucked nigger cocks..

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,230

@477,227 (E)
Sound grate. Although let's just cover it with sod to hasten the process all the same.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,231

@previous (D)
That'll work as well...

But now we have just one more problem... We have to wait until he dies of alco poisoning... Damn I hate waiting...

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,238

@previous (E)
If only there was a way to speed it up...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,243

@previous (D)
I would accept factory sealed donations of my favorite beverage..

·Anonymous D — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #477,283

@previous (A)
Sure, who should I mail them to?

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