Topic: Suave Southern Gentleman sweet talks Tryptch

+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,614

(Triptych)

pffffft...

you couldn't change out an ac unit or switch out alternators or put disc brakes on a vehicle if it was required to save your whole family from rape and certain agonizing death..

you have NEVER payed your own bills and you have ALWAYS been fed and provided shelter ONLY because of mommy and daddy..

you are a SOFT...retarded little BITCH who has absolutely ZERO idea what it is to live by your own means...omfg I have underwear and socks older than your snooty lil insolent ass..

nineteen? you have 'learned' so much? you aint learned shit you smartalecked cheeky tramp...NOT SHIT..

your surliness would almost be funny if it wern't so pathetic...

https://www.tinychan.org/topic/43604

+Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #476,704

oh god i'm wooed
i can't handle it
he's too romantic
/swoon

unrelated: i have someone sleeping on me. he thinks he's gonna die.

+Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,705

@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
> i have someone sleeping on me

No worries. It will never be bert. bert will never have anyone to sleep with him.

·Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,706

@previous (C)
after reading that post you could drown a toddler in my panties

·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,708

@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
?
> panties
bert will now go fap to your reply.

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,709

Beep bop boop

·Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,710

@476,708 (C)
referring to the op, silly

·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,711

@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
No you. referring to your wet panties.

+Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,765

@476,706 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
you and me babe...hey hey..

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,766

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
ok...so you've been 'experimenting' with different 'feels' and circumstances..

give me a try and I will show you that I am more than a smooth line..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,768

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
I am nothing like supernegro...I am happening...and my cock is fat..

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,769

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
just saying..

you had a bad experience...but let me show you that southern US guys know how to swing..

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,770

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
seriously...for the most part...I have been gentlemanly...unless you provoked me with some smartalecked shit...right?
my parents were perfect....dad always honored mom...give me the chance to honor you..

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,771

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
I can do this..

+Anonymous F — 10.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,772

Lol dude you're a trip.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,773

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
let's just start off nice and easy...only online...let me prove my heart is true..

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,778

@476,710 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
you are the most beautiful young woman in the world...I want you to be my Queen and I your King..

you help me be confident against the world's bad guys and I will squash any and all negative peons who dare speak against you...I will lift you up to the highest mountain tops and celebrate your lovliness every moment..

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,785

the longer we have to wait for a response from her...the more the chance is she will say yes..

+Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,801

@previous (E)
@476,778 (E)
@476,773 (E)
@476,771 (E)
@476,770 (E)
@476,769 (E)
@476,768 (E)
@476,765 (E)
Kill yourself.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,823

I really think she is special..

her skin glows with soft glistening sweetness..

her eyes are a universe I want to explore and learn about..

her heart makes me tremble and fall to my knees in awe..

she is all that and a million times more...she is the most interesting woman in the world..

+Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,844

hahahahahha omg
whoever has the misfortune to end up with this dude would be a terrified battered woman
what a fucking flip

@476,773 (E)
go away you're disgusting

@476,770 (E)
no you've been quite literally one of the worst people I've ever seen

@previous (E)
that was horrifying to read

@476,766 (E)
I'm already datng way too many people

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,859

@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)

looks like it would not work right now...so my efforts will cease..

but know I do think of you as being good and the fact you are cute and have a nice body is just icing on the cake...so to speak..

now we can pretend like this never happened..

+Anonymous I — 10.8 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #476,993

@476,844 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)

Bert is a troll!! Can't you tell?

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