Topic: Advice for a first time armed robber.
+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,591
Hello all.
I am planning my first armed robbery next week and would like to know if anybody here has experience with money laundering? Although I am a highly violent and unstable individual I have no direct experience in the financial side of crime and am concerned about not being able to use my hard earned cash without raising suspicion.
Any advice including detailed anecdotes of successful robberies you have committed would be greatly appreciated.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #476,391
advice #1: never tell strangers on the internet about your bank robbery plans.
you're fucked.
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+Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,393
I have some experience with money laundering.
> highly violent and unstable
I just do not see where my experience and your predilection to total failure, will be of any use to you.
+NotTheFBI — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,396
@OP
I got you fam, just send me your take, and you'll get back 20% as clean bills or BTC, your choice.
+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #476,435
Beep bop boop
+Anonymous F — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,463
When you rob the bank, it is very advisable to show your picture id or drivers license to the teller. This is to ensure that you are of legal age to be carrying a weapon.
Also, if any teller is hot and sexy, be sure to leave your phone number and address with her, and offer her half the money in exchange for sex.
I committed 13 successful bank robberies by following the above rules... And a piece of ass later that night was worth it!
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