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Topic: bert pay close attention please - County just south of you has Wacko dumb as fuck Government

+Syntax 10.8 years ago #43,552

Post is stolen from MC cause as you no you be banned.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/10/05/lawmakers-beg-god-not-to-destroy-the-us-over-gay-marriage/

Lawmakers beg God not to destroy the US over gay marriage

A group of lawmakers in Tennessee will vote on a resolution to ask God not to destroy them over same-sex marriage.

Lawmakers in Blount County, Tennesee are set to vote on the surreal measure this week, after the Supreme Court ruling earlier this year brought equality to all 50 states.

The ‘resolution condemning judicial tyranny and petitioning God’s mercy’ was written by Blount County commissioner Karen Miller, and officially pleads with God on behalf of the county not to Biblically destroy the US.

It claims: “WE adopt this Resolution before God that He pass us by in His Coming Wrath and not destroy our County as He did Sodom and Gomorrah and the neighboring cities.

“As the Passover Lamb was a means of salvation to the ancient Children of Israel, so we stand upon the safety of the Lamb of God to save us.

“WE adopt this Resolution begging His favor in light of the fact that we have been forced to comply and recognize that the State of Tennessee, like so many other God-fearing States, MAY have fallen prey to a lawless judiciary in legalizing what God and the Bible expressly forbids.”


bert pointing out this lame so called God is currently flooding South Carolina and leaving California almost bone dry (rain here 2 days in row)

+Anonymous B10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #476,026

nice bert obsession, go drown yourself you old faggot

+Anonymous C10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,027

@previous (B)
Why not ask your God to do that for you?

+Anonymous D10.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,030

133338833815617.jpg@476,026 (B)
> nice bert obsession, go drown yourself you old faggot

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+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,034

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@OP

Is Blount County, Tennesee a 15 minute scooter ride from the dead-end hovel you rent?

+Anonymous F10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,036

@476,027 (C)
Our God is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
With wisdom, power, and love,
Our God is an awesome God.

+Anonymous G10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,037

@previous (F)
Yep, he loves everyone so much, he kills them.

Sounds like the god I want to pray to.

·Syntax (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,040

world trade center plane crash.jpg@476,036 (F)
LoL the so called awesome God at best co-piloted those aircraft for Allah

·Anonymous D10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,041

1333396619539753.jpg@previous (Syntax )
But jet fuel can't melt steel beams. The Twin Towers were destroyed with controlled demolition. Prove me wrong.

C̩iao̦̯̟̳͓,̜͙̦ T̯̫̩h̠̩̜̬̺̲̩e͖̳̬͚̥̮̭ ̭D̯͙͕͈o͍̺ͅct͕̫̙͈̯̤̪o̖ṛ̭̞̦.͎̫̤

·Syntax (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #476,042

Troll on computer 15++.jpg@previous (D)
Old worn out meme from 4-chan kids

One does not have to melt the steel into liquid metal. Only needs just enough heat for beams to lose strength.

Just one more of your silly Troll posts

·Anonymous D10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #476,043

133338833815615.jpg@previous (Syntax )
It's funny that even though you acknowledge that it's a troll post, you can't help but argue against the point.

C̯̖̪iao,̹͚ ̙͇̯̟̩̜̤T̫̥̦͉̰̺͖h̭̻̺̠̯̫͚ḙ̮̱̮ ̪̝͚̫Ḏ͈o̤̬͓̼ͅct̹͉̥̘̟o̰̱r͉͍̼̲.̭͕͎

·Syntax (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #476,044

@previous (D)
Nor are you able to logically argue in favor of your own silly point

·Anonymous F10.8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,053

@476,037 (G)
It's a valid reason.

@476,040 (Syntax )
God was and is just punishing the US for it's sins. The only way to make things right is for the US to nuke Israel.

+Anonymous H10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,060

So why can't we hear what the black boxes had to say from the planes and put all of this to rest? They were found you know.

Also what kind of fuel melted the steel beams in building 7 across the street that came down a few hours after the trade towers?

+The Robot 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,066

Beep bop boop

·Syntax (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,067

jesus-1zombie.gif@476,053 (F)
You want a cartoon character to bomb Israel.
Kinda Micky Mouse

·Anonymous F10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,070

@previous (Syntax )
No, God wants the USA to bomb Israel, not a cartoon character, and it's not my will, it's God's will.

·Syntax (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,071

@previous (F)
Let me correct your typos for you

> No, A cartoon character wants the USA to bomb Israel, and it's not my will, it's the cartoon character's will.

·Anonymous F10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,072

@previous (Syntax )
> Syntax correcting typos

Nice try, JIDF agent impersonating Syntax.

+Syntax 10.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,075

Mickey Mouse castle of illusion.jpg@previous (F)
Clone or otherwise.

In the cave man days of yesterday people made cave man paintings on rock walls.
A few ok many years later Jews come along and create a God as a cartoon/meme

Later Walt Disney comes along and creates Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse has equal powers to any so called God

+Anonymous K10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,076

1435900545388.jpg@476,053 (F)
fukken this

@476,060 (H)
because the contents would unravel the jews scheming

+Anonymous L10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,080

soth carolina /

thism is rn


wtf?

·Anonymous L10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,081

fuckm the yankees....this is tN

·Anonymous D10.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,088

1335070606482717.jpg@476,044 (Syntax )
It's not "my" point. It's just some bullshit I'm throwing at you to make you obsessively waste your time. Like now, watch. How could Building 9 fall when no plane flew into it? Why did people on the ground hear explosions, that sounded suspiciously like detonations? Why was the basement of the building closed down for one week before the "attacks"?

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(Edited 8 minutes later.)


·Syntax (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,115

@previous (D)
More better. Y Ur mother no abort you?

·Anonymous D10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #476,147

efg-excellence.jpg@previous (Syntax )

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