Topic: I am going to bed..
+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,519
I feel grate..
who would ever know I am probably just six to nine years from a massive heart attack and death?
celebrate my greatness while you still have a chance..
laters..
+Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #475,628
Six to nine months*
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
+Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #475,634
@previous (B)
6 to 9 minutes would have been better
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #475,637
@previous (C)
that's about the amount of time a lady can expect me to last while I am jackhammering her cootchie coo..
·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,859
@475,634 (C)
Too optimistic, there's no such luck. Let's just hope it's soon.
·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,899
·Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,901
@475,637 (A)
You can only last 6 to 9 minutes??
No wonder you masturbate more than you get laid.
+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,956
Beep bop boop
Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
Or browse the latest topics.