Topic: Does this recently leaked chatlog from IRC shock and disgust you?
+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,497
04:26 <~Joseph> NoggoSprongroll: A well known puzzle among combinatorialists is the following: m men and n women, each with a different sexually transmitted disease, want to engage in all mn sexual encounters with no one catching anyone else's disease and with the minimal number of condoms being used. You are allowed to nest condoms and to turn them inside out, but once a surface becomes infected by a disease
04:26 <~Joseph> it stays infected for all time
04:26 <~Joseph> can you solve it
04:26 <&NoggoSprongroll> lemme see
04:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> all men and women have a different std
04:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> jesus fuck
04:28 <&WhoreosNMilf> they all get sex changes and become reclusive autistis posting on minichan instead
04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> i cant see how turning the condom inside out helps
04:29 <~Joseph> std only sticks to the surface
04:29 <~Joseph> inside out = new surface
04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> both man and woman have std
04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> = both surfaces of the used condom have std
04:30 <&WhoreosNMilf> wash the condom with domestos between intercourse, only need one condom
04:30 <&NoggoSprongroll> lol
04:30 <~Joseph> for the puzzle it doesnt matter
04:31 <&NoggoSprongroll> anyway i can only see mxn condoms needed
04:31 <~Joseph> you can put it inside out
04:31 <~Joseph> that's not the least amount
04:31 <&NoggoSprongroll> any less and one bound to catch a new std
04:32 <~Joseph> answer is m/2 + 2n/3
04:32 <&WhoreosNMilf> then the puzzle is broken because if you turn the condom inside out, then your std is now on the outside and gets transmitted to the next person
04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> need proof
04:32 <~Joseph> www.panix.com/~wotw/condom-problem-vardi.pdf
04:32 <~Joseph> sfw
04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> no only that
04:32 <~Joseph> medical journal :^)
04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> the std from the girl you fucked would transmitted to you from the outside in condom surface
04:33 <~Joseph> im not a sexpert
04:33 <&WhoreosNMilf> I don't understand why people think a condom will prevent stds spreading anyway
04:34 <&WhoreosNMilf> don't they tend to manifest around the genital region rather than on the staff of the penis/inside the vagina?
04:34 <~Joseph> idk
04:34 <&NoggoSprongroll> ok read to the case of 2 men and 2 women i can tell this is an unserious fraud journal already
04:34 <&WhoreosNMilf> I don't think condoms cover the ballsack
04:35 <~Joseph> they're explaining it in 20 pages NoggoSprongroll
04:35 <&WhoreosNMilf> also, is this strictly heterosexual relationships?
04:36 <&NoggoSprongroll> not gonna keep reading that fallacy condom advertisement
04:36 <~Joseph> I have a puzzle that fits that, WhoreosNMilf
04:36 <~Joseph> A well known puzzle among combinatorialists is the following: m men and n women, each with a different sexually transmitted disease, want to exchange all of their diseases using the minimal amount of sexual encounters. At the end of the process, all participants will each be infected will all of their collective infections. You can assume the probability of infection from unprotected sex is
04:36 <~Joseph> 100% and all sex is unprotected
04:37 <&WhoreosNMilf> welcome to #tinychan folks!
04:37 <~Joseph> Generalize The Infection Problem to the case where there are ms straight men, m_b bisexual men, m_g gay men, f_s straight women, f_b bisexual women, and f_g lesbians
04:37 <&NoggoSprongroll> f_g
04:37 <~Joseph> it's your math test NoggoSprongroll
04:37 <&NoggoSprongroll> youre not my prof fuck off
04:38 <~Joseph> it's your practice math test
04:38 <&WhoreosNMilf> I think he wants to hear about your sex life
04:38 <&NoggoSprongroll> ^
04:38 <~Joseph> No I don't want to hear about his love pillows
04:38 <~Joseph> here's another easy one
04:38 <&NoggoSprongroll> Why are you obsessed with an monkey's reproduction history?
04:38 <~Joseph> Two Chads, Chad_0 and Chad_1, are hanging out in a universe with an infinite number of women of cardinality aleph_0. Chad_0 brags that there is a bijection between the set of women he has slept with and the natural numbers, while Chad_1 claims that his set has a bijection with the real numbers. Chad_0 is not impressed, however, and claims that they're about even. Prove Chad_0 wrong using
04:38 <~Joseph> Cantor diagonalization
04:38 <&WhoreosNMilf> damlol
04:39 <&WhoreosNMilf> >hanging chads
04:39 <&WhoreosNMilf> oh god its 2000 all over again
04:40 <~Joseph> he's thinking
04:40 <&NoggoSprongroll> about sex
04:41 <&NoggoSprongroll> not doing your homework for you
04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> Joseph has a dirty mind
04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> ask syntac
04:41 <~Joseph> hey dont project on me
04:41 <~Joseph> guys
04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> >ask questions about stds and condems
04:41 <~Joseph> my thread was hijacked
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> >claim I'm projecting
04:42 <~Joseph> I checked the "exclude shitposters" button
04:42 <~Joseph> so do something
04:42 <&NoggoSprongroll> ask frank
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> uh oh
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> frank emergency
04:42 <&NoggoSprongroll> indeed
04:42 <~Joseph> he's sleeping
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> exclude shitposters isn't working
04:43 <~Joseph> almost none of the replies have anything to do with what I posted there
04:43 <&WhoreosNMilf> save us before we drown in a sea of piss!
[...]
09:13 < ente> a friend tells me he had an interview for a new coding job at a different company and they ask questions such as
09:13 < ente> "if you have a superpower, what is it?"
09:14 < ente> and "if you are a spider on the wall, how do you get to the center of the floor quickly?"
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> to stop interviewer from asking stupid question
09:14 < ente> the fuck kind of dumb shit is that
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> portal, of course
09:14 < frank_usrs> NoggoSprongroll: my thoughts exactly lmfao
09:14 < ente> does this actually happen
09:14 < frank_usrs> maybe it was like a hidden camera show or some shit
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> i hope not
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> ^ yeah more likely
09:15 < ente> i guess its to personality profile or some shit?
09:15 < ente> same with questions like "which browser do you use?"
09:15 < frank_usrs> or maybe the people doing the interviews were le may-mayers
09:15 < ente> trick question, it's all of them if you want the job
09:15 <&NoggoSprongroll> y
09:16 <&NoggoSprongroll> how does it make you a better candidates by bogging the computer with unnecessary opened interweb browsers
09:16 < ente> because web development has more than one browser?
09:16 < ente> idk man
09:16 <&NoggoSprongroll> i use chrome for browsing
09:16 < ente> i thought these questions were stupid anyway
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> firefox for addon to dl porn from xhamsters
09:17 < ente> he told me a few other questions but i forgot them
09:17 < frank_usrs> why not pornhub
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> and IE for downloading chrome and firefox
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> becoz the lawn
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> wait
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> is that a trick question
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> should I answer all pornsites
09:17 < frank_usrs> 11% of Americans think HTML is a Sexually Transmitted Disease
09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> it isnt?
09:18 < ente> the spider question answer was to go the middle and drop to the floor
09:18 < ente> why this is the correct answer i have no idea
09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> becoz the interviewer is retarded
09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> what can be faster than portal
09:18 < ente> becoz spiders cant use portal guns
09:18 < ente> psychotic troll
09:19 <&NoggoSprongroll> who said anything about portal guns
09:19 < ente> chink answer build a bridge from ricola
09:19 <&NoggoSprongroll> it will collapse
09:20 < ente> do you have portal using spiders in your office
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> just liek IRL bridge in china!
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> yay
09:20 < frank_usrs> gotta go mates bbl
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> bb
09:20 < ente> bb
09:20 < frank_usrs> l
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> everytime i saw one i only saw the remains of the portal they used
09:20 < ente> cya
09:21 < ente> i like your answer better tbh
09:21 < ente> my answer to superpowers was super speed so the interview would be over
09:22 <&NoggoSprongroll> both werks
09:23 < ente> oh the other retarded thing about interviews i never understand
09:23 < ente> why make you write code by hand
09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> wut
09:24 < ente> as a test
09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> are those chinese company
09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> cannot afford a computer
09:24 < ente> i guess it is to show you dont need google to help you
09:25 < ente> but why force someone to show you they can code from memory by doing writing to a stupid problem
09:25 <&NoggoSprongroll> exactly
09:25 <&NoggoSprongroll> unserious fraud company
09:26 < ente> "here is a writing test show us how to solve a problem in c++"
09:26 < ente> "now tell us which superpower you would have"
09:26 < ente> "also we have spiders how do you fix that?"
09:26 <&NoggoSprongroll> I CAN CODE IN C++ WITHOUT A COMPUTA!!!!!!
09:26 < ente> what fucking drugs are these people smoking
09:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> beats me
09:28 < ente> well plenty of people do that tho
09:28 <&NoggoSprongroll> D:
09:28 <&NoggoSprongroll> I don't want to live in this world anymore
04:26 <~Joseph> it stays infected for all time
04:26 <~Joseph> can you solve it
04:26 <&NoggoSprongroll> lemme see
04:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> all men and women have a different std
04:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> jesus fuck
04:28 <&WhoreosNMilf> they all get sex changes and become reclusive autistis posting on minichan instead
04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> i cant see how turning the condom inside out helps
04:29 <~Joseph> std only sticks to the surface
04:29 <~Joseph> inside out = new surface
04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> both man and woman have std
04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> = both surfaces of the used condom have std
04:30 <&WhoreosNMilf> wash the condom with domestos between intercourse, only need one condom
04:30 <&NoggoSprongroll> lol
04:30 <~Joseph> for the puzzle it doesnt matter
04:31 <&NoggoSprongroll> anyway i can only see mxn condoms needed
04:31 <~Joseph> you can put it inside out
04:31 <~Joseph> that's not the least amount
04:31 <&NoggoSprongroll> any less and one bound to catch a new std
04:32 <~Joseph> answer is m/2 + 2n/3
04:32 <&WhoreosNMilf> then the puzzle is broken because if you turn the condom inside out, then your std is now on the outside and gets transmitted to the next person
04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> need proof
04:32 <~Joseph> www.panix.com/~wotw/condom-problem-vardi.pdf
04:32 <~Joseph> sfw
04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> no only that
04:32 <~Joseph> medical journal :^)
04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> the std from the girl you fucked would transmitted to you from the outside in condom surface
04:33 <~Joseph> im not a sexpert
04:33 <&WhoreosNMilf> I don't understand why people think a condom will prevent stds spreading anyway
04:34 <&WhoreosNMilf> don't they tend to manifest around the genital region rather than on the staff of the penis/inside the vagina?
04:34 <~Joseph> idk
04:34 <&NoggoSprongroll> ok read to the case of 2 men and 2 women i can tell this is an unserious fraud journal already
04:34 <&WhoreosNMilf> I don't think condoms cover the ballsack
04:35 <~Joseph> they're explaining it in 20 pages NoggoSprongroll
04:35 <&WhoreosNMilf> also, is this strictly heterosexual relationships?
04:36 <&NoggoSprongroll> not gonna keep reading that fallacy condom advertisement
04:36 <~Joseph> I have a puzzle that fits that, WhoreosNMilf
04:36 <~Joseph> A well known puzzle among combinatorialists is the following: m men and n women, each with a different sexually transmitted disease, want to exchange all of their diseases using the minimal amount of sexual encounters. At the end of the process, all participants will each be infected will all of their collective infections. You can assume the probability of infection from unprotected sex is
04:36 <~Joseph> 100% and all sex is unprotected
04:37 <&WhoreosNMilf> welcome to #tinychan folks!
04:37 <~Joseph> Generalize The Infection Problem to the case where there are ms straight men, m_b bisexual men, m_g gay men, f_s straight women, f_b bisexual women, and f_g lesbians
04:37 <&NoggoSprongroll> f_g
04:37 <~Joseph> it's your math test NoggoSprongroll
04:37 <&NoggoSprongroll> youre not my prof fuck off
04:38 <~Joseph> it's your practice math test
04:38 <&WhoreosNMilf> I think he wants to hear about your sex life
04:38 <&NoggoSprongroll> ^
04:38 <~Joseph> No I don't want to hear about his love pillows
04:38 <~Joseph> here's another easy one
04:38 <&NoggoSprongroll> Why are you obsessed with an monkey's reproduction history?
04:38 <~Joseph> Two Chads, Chad_0 and Chad_1, are hanging out in a universe with an infinite number of women of cardinality aleph_0. Chad_0 brags that there is a bijection between the set of women he has slept with and the natural numbers, while Chad_1 claims that his set has a bijection with the real numbers. Chad_0 is not impressed, however, and claims that they're about even. Prove Chad_0 wrong using
04:38 <~Joseph> Cantor diagonalization
04:38 <&WhoreosNMilf> damlol
04:39 <&WhoreosNMilf> >hanging chads
04:39 <&WhoreosNMilf> oh god its 2000 all over again
04:40 <~Joseph> he's thinking
04:40 <&NoggoSprongroll> about sex
04:41 <&NoggoSprongroll> not doing your homework for you
04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> Joseph has a dirty mind
04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> ask syntac
04:41 <~Joseph> hey dont project on me
04:41 <~Joseph> guys
04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> >ask questions about stds and condems
04:41 <~Joseph> my thread was hijacked
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> >claim I'm projecting
04:42 <~Joseph> I checked the "exclude shitposters" button
04:42 <~Joseph> so do something
04:42 <&NoggoSprongroll> ask frank
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> uh oh
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> frank emergency
04:42 <&NoggoSprongroll> indeed
04:42 <~Joseph> he's sleeping
04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> exclude shitposters isn't working
04:43 <~Joseph> almost none of the replies have anything to do with what I posted there
04:43 <&WhoreosNMilf> save us before we drown in a sea of piss!
[...]
09:13 < ente> a friend tells me he had an interview for a new coding job at a different company and they ask questions such as
09:13 < ente> "if you have a superpower, what is it?"
09:14 < ente> and "if you are a spider on the wall, how do you get to the center of the floor quickly?"
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> to stop interviewer from asking stupid question
09:14 < ente> the fuck kind of dumb shit is that
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> portal, of course
09:14 < frank_usrs> NoggoSprongroll: my thoughts exactly lmfao
09:14 < ente> does this actually happen
09:14 < frank_usrs> maybe it was like a hidden camera show or some shit
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> i hope not
09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> ^ yeah more likely
09:15 < ente> i guess its to personality profile or some shit?
09:15 < ente> same with questions like "which browser do you use?"
09:15 < frank_usrs> or maybe the people doing the interviews were le may-mayers
09:15 < ente> trick question, it's all of them if you want the job
09:15 <&NoggoSprongroll> y
09:16 <&NoggoSprongroll> how does it make you a better candidates by bogging the computer with unnecessary opened interweb browsers
09:16 < ente> because web development has more than one browser?
09:16 < ente> idk man
09:16 <&NoggoSprongroll> i use chrome for browsing
09:16 < ente> i thought these questions were stupid anyway
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> firefox for addon to dl porn from xhamsters
09:17 < ente> he told me a few other questions but i forgot them
09:17 < frank_usrs> why not pornhub
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> and IE for downloading chrome and firefox
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> becoz the lawn
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> wait
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> is that a trick question
09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> should I answer all pornsites
09:17 < frank_usrs> 11% of Americans think HTML is a Sexually Transmitted Disease
09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> it isnt?
09:18 < ente> the spider question answer was to go the middle and drop to the floor
09:18 < ente> why this is the correct answer i have no idea
09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> becoz the interviewer is retarded
09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> what can be faster than portal
09:18 < ente> becoz spiders cant use portal guns
09:18 < ente> psychotic troll
09:19 <&NoggoSprongroll> who said anything about portal guns
09:19 < ente> chink answer build a bridge from ricola
09:19 <&NoggoSprongroll> it will collapse
09:20 < ente> do you have portal using spiders in your office
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> just liek IRL bridge in china!
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> yay
09:20 < frank_usrs> gotta go mates bbl
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> bb
09:20 < ente> bb
09:20 < frank_usrs> l
09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> everytime i saw one i only saw the remains of the portal they used
09:20 < ente> cya
09:21 < ente> i like your answer better tbh
09:21 < ente> my answer to superpowers was super speed so the interview would be over
09:22 <&NoggoSprongroll> both werks
09:23 < ente> oh the other retarded thing about interviews i never understand
09:23 < ente> why make you write code by hand
09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> wut
09:24 < ente> as a test
09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> are those chinese company
09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> cannot afford a computer
09:24 < ente> i guess it is to show you dont need google to help you
09:25 < ente> but why force someone to show you they can code from memory by doing writing to a stupid problem
09:25 <&NoggoSprongroll> exactly
09:25 <&NoggoSprongroll> unserious fraud company
09:26 < ente> "here is a writing test show us how to solve a problem in c++"
09:26 < ente> "now tell us which superpower you would have"
09:26 < ente> "also we have spiders how do you fix that?"
09:26 <&NoggoSprongroll> I CAN CODE IN C++ WITHOUT A COMPUTA!!!!!!
09:26 < ente> what fucking drugs are these people smoking
09:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> beats me
09:28 < ente> well plenty of people do that tho
09:28 <&NoggoSprongroll> D:
09:28 <&NoggoSprongroll> I don't want to live in this world anymore
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sexually Transmitted Demons | - | 0% | |
| HTML | - | 0% |
+23skidoo !fhxsrNUEjI — 10.8 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #475,400
Most disturbing.
+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #475,405
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+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #475,412
@OP> 04:26 <~Joseph> NoggoSprongroll: A well known puzzle among combinatorialists is the following: m men and n women, each with a different sexually transmitted disease, want to engage in all mn sexual encounters with no one catching anyone else's disease and with the minimal number of condoms being used. You are allowed to nest condoms and to turn them inside out, but once a surface becomes infected by a disease
> 04:26 <~Joseph> it stays infected for all time
> 04:26 <~Joseph> can you solve it
> 04:26 <&NoggoSprongroll> lemme see
> 04:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> all men and women have a different std
> 04:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> jesus fuck
> 04:28 <&WhoreosNMilf> they all get sex changes and become reclusive autistis posting on minichan instead
> 04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> i cant see how turning the condom inside out helps
> 04:29 <~Joseph> std only sticks to the surface
> 04:29 <~Joseph> inside out = new surface
> 04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> both man and woman have std
> 04:29 <&NoggoSprongroll> = both surfaces of the used condom have std
> 04:30 <&WhoreosNMilf> wash the condom with domestos between intercourse, only need one condom
> 04:30 <&NoggoSprongroll> lol
> 04:30 <~Joseph> for the puzzle it doesnt matter
> 04:31 <&NoggoSprongroll> anyway i can only see mxn condoms needed
> 04:31 <~Joseph> you can put it inside out
> 04:31 <~Joseph> that's not the least amount
> 04:31 <&NoggoSprongroll> any less and one bound to catch a new std
> 04:32 <~Joseph> answer is m/2 + 2n/3
> 04:32 <&WhoreosNMilf> then the puzzle is broken because if you turn the condom inside out, then your std is now on the outside and gets transmitted to the next person
> 04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> need proof
> 04:32 <~Joseph> www.panix.com/~wotw/condom-problem-vardi.pdf
> 04:32 <~Joseph> sfw
> 04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> no only that
> 04:32 <~Joseph> medical journal :^)
> 04:32 <&NoggoSprongroll> the std from the girl you fucked would transmitted to you from the outside in condom surface
> 04:33 <~Joseph> im not a sexpert
> 04:33 <&WhoreosNMilf> I don't understand why people think a condom will prevent stds spreading anyway
> 04:34 <&WhoreosNMilf> don't they tend to manifest around the genital region rather than on the staff of the penis/inside the vagina?
> 04:34 <~Joseph> idk
> 04:34 <&NoggoSprongroll> ok read to the case of 2 men and 2 women i can tell this is an unserious fraud journal already
> 04:34 <&WhoreosNMilf> I don't think condoms cover the ballsack
> 04:35 <~Joseph> they're explaining it in 20 pages NoggoSprongroll
> 04:35 <&WhoreosNMilf> also, is this strictly heterosexual relationships?
> 04:36 <&NoggoSprongroll> not gonna keep reading that fallacy condom advertisement
> 04:36 <~Joseph> I have a puzzle that fits that, WhoreosNMilf
> 04:36 <~Joseph> A well known puzzle among combinatorialists is the following: m men and n women, each with a different sexually transmitted disease, want to exchange all of their diseases using the minimal amount of sexual encounters. At the end of the process, all participants will each be infected will all of their collective infections. You can assume the probability of infection from unprotected sex is
> 04:36 <~Joseph> 100% and all sex is unprotected
> 04:37 <&WhoreosNMilf> welcome to #tinychan folks!
> 04:37 <~Joseph> Generalize The Infection Problem to the case where there are ms straight men, m_b bisexual men, m_g gay men, f_s straight women, f_b bisexual women, and f_g lesbians
> 04:37 <&NoggoSprongroll> f_g
> 04:37 <~Joseph> it's your math test NoggoSprongroll
> 04:37 <&NoggoSprongroll> youre not my prof fuck off
> 04:38 <~Joseph> it's your practice math test
> 04:38 <&WhoreosNMilf> I think he wants to hear about your sex life
> 04:38 <&NoggoSprongroll> ^
> 04:38 <~Joseph> No I don't want to hear about his love pillows
> 04:38 <~Joseph> here's another easy one
> 04:38 <&NoggoSprongroll> Why are you obsessed with an monkey's reproduction history?
> 04:38 <~Joseph> Two Chads, Chad_0 and Chad_1, are hanging out in a universe with an infinite number of women of cardinality aleph_0. Chad_0 brags that there is a bijection between the set of women he has slept with and the natural numbers, while Chad_1 claims that his set has a bijection with the real numbers. Chad_0 is not impressed, however, and claims that they're about even. Prove Chad_0 wrong using
> 04:38 <~Joseph> Cantor diagonalization
> 04:38 <&WhoreosNMilf> damlol
> 04:39 <&WhoreosNMilf> >hanging chads
> 04:39 <&WhoreosNMilf> oh god its 2000 all over again
> 04:40 <~Joseph> he's thinking
> 04:40 <&NoggoSprongroll> about sex
> 04:41 <&NoggoSprongroll> not doing your homework for you
> 04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> Joseph has a dirty mind
> 04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> ask syntac
> 04:41 <~Joseph> hey dont project on me
> 04:41 <~Joseph> guys
> 04:41 <&WhoreosNMilf> >ask questions about stds and condems
> 04:41 <~Joseph> my thread was hijacked
> 04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> >claim I'm projecting
> 04:42 <~Joseph> I checked the "exclude shitposters" button
> 04:42 <~Joseph> so do something
> 04:42 <&NoggoSprongroll> ask frank
> 04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> uh oh
> 04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> frank emergency
> 04:42 <&NoggoSprongroll> indeed
> 04:42 <~Joseph> he's sleeping
> 04:42 <&WhoreosNMilf> exclude shitposters isn't working
> 04:43 <~Joseph> almost none of the replies have anything to do with what I posted there
> 04:43 <&WhoreosNMilf> save us before we drown in a sea of piss!
> [...]
> 09:13 < ente> a friend tells me he had an interview for a new coding job at a different company and they ask questions such as
> 09:13 < ente> "if you have a superpower, what is it?"
> 09:14 < ente> and "if you are a spider on the wall, how do you get to the center of the floor quickly?"
> 09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> to stop interviewer from asking stupid question
> 09:14 < ente> the fuck kind of dumb shit is that
> 09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> portal, of course
> 09:14 < frank_usrs> NoggoSprongroll: my thoughts exactly lmfao
> 09:14 < ente> does this actually happen
> 09:14 < frank_usrs> maybe it was like a hidden camera show or some shit
> 09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> i hope not
> 09:14 <&NoggoSprongroll> ^ yeah more likely
> 09:15 < ente> i guess its to personality profile or some shit?
> 09:15 < ente> same with questions like "which browser do you use?"
> 09:15 < frank_usrs> or maybe the people doing the interviews were le may-mayers
> 09:15 < ente> trick question, it's all of them if you want the job
> 09:15 <&NoggoSprongroll> y
> 09:16 <&NoggoSprongroll> how does it make you a better candidates by bogging the computer with unnecessary opened interweb browsers
> 09:16 < ente> because web development has more than one browser?
> 09:16 < ente> idk man
> 09:16 <&NoggoSprongroll> i use chrome for browsing
> 09:16 < ente> i thought these questions were stupid anyway
> 09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> firefox for addon to dl porn from xhamsters
> 09:17 < ente> he told me a few other questions but i forgot them
> 09:17 < frank_usrs> why not pornhub
> 09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> and IE for downloading chrome and firefox
> 09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> becoz the lawn
> 09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> wait
> 09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> is that a trick question
> 09:17 <&NoggoSprongroll> should I answer all pornsites
> 09:17 < frank_usrs> 11% of Americans think HTML is a Sexually Transmitted Disease
> 09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> it isnt?
> 09:18 < ente> the spider question answer was to go the middle and drop to the floor
> 09:18 < ente> why this is the correct answer i have no idea
> 09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> becoz the interviewer is retarded
> 09:18 <&NoggoSprongroll> what can be faster than portal
> 09:18 < ente> becoz spiders cant use portal guns
> 09:18 < ente> psychotic troll
> 09:19 <&NoggoSprongroll> who said anything about portal guns
> 09:19 < ente> chink answer build a bridge from ricola
> 09:19 <&NoggoSprongroll> it will collapse
> 09:20 < ente> do you have portal using spiders in your office
> 09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> just liek IRL bridge in china!
> 09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> yay
> 09:20 < frank_usrs> gotta go mates bbl
> 09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> bb
> 09:20 < ente> bb
> 09:20 < frank_usrs> l
> 09:20 <&NoggoSprongroll> everytime i saw one i only saw the remains of the portal they used
> 09:20 < ente> cya
> 09:21 < ente> i like your answer better tbh
> 09:21 < ente> my answer to superpowers was super speed so the interview would be over
> 09:22 <&NoggoSprongroll> both werks
> 09:23 < ente> oh the other retarded thing about interviews i never understand
> 09:23 < ente> why make you write code by hand
> 09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> wut
> 09:24 < ente> as a test
> 09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> are those chinese company
> 09:24 <&NoggoSprongroll> cannot afford a computer
> 09:24 < ente> i guess it is to show you dont need google to help you
> 09:25 < ente> but why force someone to show you they can code from memory by doing writing to a stupid problem
> 09:25 <&NoggoSprongroll> exactly
> 09:25 <&NoggoSprongroll> unserious fraud company
> 09:26 < ente> "here is a writing test show us how to solve a problem in c++"
> 09:26 < ente> "now tell us which superpower you would have"
> 09:26 < ente> "also we have spiders how do you fix that?"
> 09:26 <&NoggoSprongroll> I CAN CODE IN C++ WITHOUT A COMPUTA!!!!!!
> 09:26 < ente> what fucking drugs are these people smoking
> 09:27 <&NoggoSprongroll> beats me
> 09:28 < ente> well plenty of people do that tho
> 09:28 <&NoggoSprongroll> D:
> 09:28 <&NoggoSprongroll> I don't want to live in this world anymore
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