Topic: Oh no... Bert was on MC threatening suicide

+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,474

I don't know whether to try and talk sense into him, or laugh at him.

http://minichan.org/topic/46018

+Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #474,887

Do you see bert in every post you read?

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,890

talk sense into him as in, telling him he is a worthless piece of walking human meat and should commit suidice ASAP?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,892

@474,887 (B)
Do you look deep into Bert's eyes while on your knees blowing him?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,893

@474,890 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
No.... What kind of human being do you think I am On?

I am a caring, compassiona.....

OK, yea, that's pretty much what I'd tell him!

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,896

@474,892 (A)
Oh, I see. How long have you been writing bert erotica?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,898

@previous (B)
Ohhh....for about 8 minutes.

How do you like being the main character in this erotica?

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 8 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,899

lol. Fitting end to a lifetime of failure.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,903

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Do you think he'll come back as a ghost and still suck off niggers?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,905

@previous (A)

IDK, God I hope not... We ghosts get a bad enough rap without Bert fucking shit up.

+Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,908

i actually posted that and im not bert

why the fuck are you so obsessed with some middle aged idiot? to prove it I will post in that thread

goddamn its pretty sad that you are obsessed, and not in the matt sense, you are legitimately obsessed to the point that whenever anyone posts as anonymous you think that its him

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,911

@previous (E)

It's not nice to lie to tinycomrades, butthurtAnon.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,912

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> It's not nice to lie to tinycomrades, butthurtAnon.

im sorry that I pissed on your dreams I know how much you want to suck berts dick but its getting old

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,915

@474,908 (E)
Bert, chill out before you give yourself a heart attack or you wont have a chance to suicide....

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,916

@474,912 (E)

Why are you so angry at the world?

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,917

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> Why are you so angry at the world?

why the fuck do you spend every waking moment on the chans thinking about bert and hoping that he posts? please explain how you aren't autistic and how you are better than him (you arent btw)

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,918

@previous (E)

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,920

louie please post I need to know the answer! i am like you and I am seriously piss pansting myself in anticipation of your answer

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,921

@474,918 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

>

nice doctorpost faggot, you aren't funny and its even more pathetic that everyone knows that you can stop thinking about either of them

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,922

@474,920 (E)
> piss pansting myself

Maybe you should consider depends bert, they are for grown ups you know.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,923

Beep bop boop

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,924

@474,920 (E)

Are your madposts supposed to upset me?

@previous (The Robot )

IDK why he's so upset either, Robot.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,926

louie just admit you are autistic its alright, minichan has tons of autistic posters, its a safe zone! we even have our own tranny nobody will make fun of you i promise, nobody will laugh at how you clamor for attention both here and on minichan

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,928

@474,922 (A)

> >piss pansting myself
>
> Maybe you should consider depends bert, they are for grown ups you know.

maybe you should consider suicide

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,932

@474,924 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
He did say you can stop thinking about them at anytime.

Obviously, Anon E thinks of bert daily.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,933

just admit that you've been trolled louie, that and admit your sexual obsession with wanting to suck berts decrepit junkie cock, nobody will call you gay or call you a faggot

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,938

@474,926 (E)
We have some on this site as well

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,940

@474,928 (E)

> > >piss pansting myself
> >
> > Maybe you should consider depends bert, they are for grown ups you know.
>
> maybe you should consider suicide

I could consider it, but you were raging fuck the world, so I won't step to the front of the line and take your spot.

Go ahead.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,944

@474,932 (A)

And me, apparently.

@474,933 (E)

I'm not into dudes, let alone underage dudes.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,946

@474,940 (A)

> > > >piss pansting myself
> > >
> > > Maybe you should consider depends bert, they are for grown ups you know.
> >
> > maybe you should consider suicide
>
> I could consider it, but you were raging fuck the world, so I won't step to the front of the line and take your spot.
>
> Go ahead.

great comeback faggot, yhbt.

cant wait to start the exact same thread over tomorrow and see the exact same shit play out

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,950

@previous (E)

> > > > >piss pansting myself
> > > >
> > > > Maybe you should consider depends bert, they are for grown ups you know.
> > >
> > > maybe you should consider suicide
> >
> > I could consider it, but you were raging fuck the world, so I won't step to the front of the line and take your spot.
> >
> > Go ahead.
>
> great comeback faggot, yhbt.
>
> cant wait to start the exact same thread over tomorrow and see the exact same shit play out

Soooooo, now you're not going to commit suicide tonight? I thought you drank a bottle of sleeping pill and ate a rose?

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·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,956

@474,944 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> And me, apparently.
>
>
>
> I'm not into dudes, let alone underage dudes.

you obviously cannot stop thinking about bert, its obvious because there are 2 threads about him and you cant stop posting about him for 36 hours, it would be a nightmare to keep you from thinking about him, and because of it you are cursed to continuously threaten him on here and tc despite the fact, once again, he has been permanently banned.

what the fuck is your problem? you are dumber than syntax and he has dyslexia and is like 100 years old

do you not see how pathetic any of it is? tell me you arent that fucking crazy, because you are. You've done nothing but post about bert since you showed up on the chans like 5 months ago, id rather read catherines dribble which says a lot because he is legitimately insane and thinks hes a woman.

how are you this easy to troll? all anyone has to to is mention bert and you go nuts

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,958

louie why dont you post in the thread instead of coming back to tinychan with your tail between your fat as shit legs

+Anonymous H — 10.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,960

i love this guy lol

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,966

@474,956 (E)
@474,958 (E)

Mad;dr

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,967

@474,960 (H)

> i love this guy lol

Yea, TC was kinda slow tonight... At least he spiked it up a little.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #474,981

threads grate

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,020

@474,898 (A)

> Ohhh....for about 8 months

ftfy

> How do you like being the main character in this erotica?

Slightly aroused, actually. You seem to have a gift for gay erotica, so don't give up just cause you were trolled by anon E. it would be a big loss to the gay community. You go boy, reach for that fabulous rainbow.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,023

@previous (B)

> Slightly aroused, actually. I seem to have a gift for gay erotica, so I don't give up just cause I was trolled by you, it would be a big loss to the gay community. I'm so gay, that I'm gonna reach for that fabulous rainbow.

Ftfy

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,028

@475,020 (B)
@previous (A)
Maybe you two should just fuck

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,032

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Ohhh nooo.... Bert would become insanely jealous... For 2 reasons... Anon B is Bert's little bitch, and I have a bigger dick than bert...

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,033

@475,028 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

Dammit, Kook. You're one of my favorite posters, tbch.

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,034

@475,028 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You and me first, bby.

·Anon Z (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,037

@previous (B)

> You and me first, bby.

Bert detected.

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,042

@475,032 (A)
Lol'd, using ellipses like bert now. You got it bad , boy.

> I have a bigger dick than bert...

So you were disappointed after the first hook up? Is that where all the mad comes from?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,045

@475,032 (A)
@475,034 (B)
I dont know. I'm feeling some real chemistry here/

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 10.8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,047

@475,033 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
thanks!

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #475,053

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

You're welcome. Refract on, you crazy diamond.

·Anonymous B — 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #475,056

@475,045 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
No, no, he's got way too much anger it's a real turn off. Whereas you, we'll you make me feel all tingly with some of your posts. Besides, he's already complaining about Bert's small package. I'd probably just disapoint him, and he'd rage and shit.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #475,058

@previous (B)
No you're right. I just like playing a matchmaker

+23skidoo !fhxsrNUEjI — 10.8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,406

@OP
Didn't click, but I'm not surprised regardless.

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