Topic: ATTN: On: In your opinion

+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,467

...which one of these stupid white fucks has the lowest intelligence?

A. Fatt Miller
B. Fag-Bert
C. ~~Teh~~ Doctor
D. Chris-chan

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #474,709

In order of intelligence level, from lowest to highest:
A < B < D < C

Detail comes in later

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #474,718

I'll explains each choice in reverse order, i.e. the highest intelligence one come first

so first The Doctor
To say he is the most intelligent one seems to be an over compliment, but that is relatively speaking with the other 3 fucking retards.
He managed to stay on the board without his ass kicked for years, created different memes thats stale for sure but still manage to be relevant on different instances, and on top of that he pissed off that autistic madaboutdoc Dave so much that Dave spews out numerous lulz in forms of word-twisting accusations, unproven Doc's identities (notice the plural here), mad at mods, and generally autistic tantrums. TL;DR The Doc is not much better than a total fucking retard but he does contribute and he contributes in his own way.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #474,720

Next is ugh CWC that fucking piece of autistic retarded hypocritic tranny fatslob

You might wonder why CWC ranked this high in this intelligence order, but that's simply becoz there're buncha muthafuckas more retarded (can you believe THAT?) than CWC. And I'm not just referring to the two pieces of stupid shit ranked after him.
He's still the same old Chris, except worsen lately with going into tranny bullshit as an excuse to hook up gals under his autistic illegible gibberish "Female soul trapped inside a male body" excuse. What he does to show (broadly defined) intelligence is that, he know he is internet (in)famous, he THINK his fame can brought him fortune by selling his ridiculous shit on ebay, and it turns out, there are plenty of fucking retard who are suffered in stockholm syndrome and think he is getting better by actually making and selling some fucked up unauthorized clone childish shit, thinking it as a form of "job", and they are that retarded to actually shelf out money to buy those crap, not knowing they are further fueling Chris' self ego and prevent him from even considering PROPERLY working in a PROPER job. And Chris, seeing there's people actually paid for his shit, learn from it and keep pushing out more crappy crafted shit on sale, ripping moar monies from those stockholm retards.
TL;DR Chris is still as retarded as ever, but he learned to rob monies from the worse retards by doing his same old retarded arts and crafts, so what can you say? He is earning monie with far less effort than the last 2 retards.

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

+Anonymous C — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #474,721

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #474,722

@474,720 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Your're Chinglish is showing in this post :o

+Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,723

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Currently on, is on track for a gold medal.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,724

@474,722 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Your're Chinglish is showing in this post :o

Good

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,725

@474,723 (E)

On deserves all the gold.

On,
<This one's for you, buddy.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,726

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
:3 aww thanks

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,731

Next is, fucking balls, it is the Bertard.

To make it short, I'd just compare him with CWC: His ego is on par if not bigger than Chris, and he can't even learn.
Ability to learn include seeing one's own mistakes, and that's precisely where Bertard fails. He comes to Tinychan (and Minichan and Scatchan and Duckychan etc), talking like he's a big shot, stalking on every possible females nonstop, violent threaten to any males who got pissed by his attitude (and any female who outright turned him down), spam the same drunken topics over and over thinking that is quality contribution, demanding others to off the chan like the mods are his personal army, badmouthing about the mods on other chans when he go banned for obvious rule violations, claiming he will leave forever if he doesnt get an apology from the mods (despite it is totally his fault), and when he doesnt get one, he come back next day like nothing happened. On top of all that, he is also a traditional internet tough guy, when he was challenged to a real dual IRL, he pussied out by not showing up, but still keep babbling about how many he is on the internet. And, the most retarded part is that, after he is finally permabanned for his repeated misbehaves, what does he do? Go to another chan, and repeat all these shit, without a single changes, all over again. Even Chris learned to give up and fuck off from ED when he realize his edit war attempt is futile.
Plus, he is at his fifties and are uneducated, relying on low-class labouring works for incomes, while Chris, an middle age overweight slob suffering from autism, holds a college degree in CADD. That really is saying something. And while Chris doesn't work a single bit and managed to suck up monie out of his same old autistic habit, what does Bert's old habit brought him? A beating session on the street by niggers.

+Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,736

> was challenged to a real dual IRL, he pussied out by not showing up

stfu ching chang chong...I was fucking homeless and broke as a dead dog's dick...and the place was thirty goddamn miles away...that piece of shit was travelling on his company's dime and I TOLD that motherfucker to bring it on down to k town but he refused..

I wish you would come to me...I would strangle you and drag you behind my car while I blared Rocky Top from my stereo..

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,739

@previous (G)
Thank you for providing example to strengthen my opinion *bow*

+Anonymous H — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,741

looking forward to the matt review

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,742

@474,739 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'd make you 'bow' all right..

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,744

@previous (G)
You just did, you stupid or sth?
Oh wait of coz you're stupid sorry for asking for the obvious

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

+Anonymous I — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,745

@474,741 (H)

·Anonymous G — 10.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,746

who trusts an asian as a judge..

+Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,747

On, here you go buddy, you have earned the "American People's Choice Award", for 4 quality posts.

Congratulations you chink!!!

·Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,748

@474,736 (G)
Psssssst, Bert... Your retard is showing.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,762

@474,718 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@474,720 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@474,731 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Three extremely high quality posts. Can't wait to read your final evaluation.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,767

Ok, finally, it comes to the stupidest white fuck among all stupid fucks, the legendery banned-for-life unserious fraud scammer scat fetishist pedo FattFucker. To be honest I don’t want to make him erect by giving him any sort of attentions, but for the sake of completion of this discussion, Welp fuck him here we go.

Since this piece of gutter oil filled walking human body fat has way too many retarded shit to talk about, I’d split it into two part, 1 focusing on his chan behaviour, and 1 focusing on his IRL acts.

First, about his chan behaviour, if Bert is a retard incapable of learning, then FattFucker is simply a fucking broken record with not even the slightest bit of idea of learning involved. He’ll just keep posting the same kind of crap over and over and over and over. There’re 3 kind of shit he’d post:
1. disgusting shit like asshole obsession, farts, female fecal matter, black head vids;
2. worn out shtick like, well I’m not listing them out for the rule of no FattFucker shtick, but those are basically tasteless repeated crap no one find it either have meaning or is funny; and
3. shamelessly ripoff the latest popular meme to hitch a ride on the hype wagon, hoping to score some quick attentions; this is of lesser frequency of what he posts, since he usually fuck it up and jump off the wagon quickly. Example: Burrito Bandito vs. Taco Thefe, Necro chick vs. Ducky.

However, when he finally get banned by fed up mods, this is where his “creativity” suddenly comes out from nowhere. He basically would comes up with and and all sort of excuses and lies, not even the sky is the limit, as long as he thinks it can fool the mod to unlift his well deserved ban. Form what I have observed first hand, this include: Claiming he did not violate any rules, claiming he did not know it violates rules, claiming he could just evade the ban and urge us to give up banning him, claiming he id desperate and ask for pity, claiming his grandmom is dead and ask for pity, claiming he is not FattFucker, claiming he is not FattFucker but another foreigner in China, claiming he is not Fattfucker but another foreigner in China and he HATE FattFucker too. The list could go on if not for Frank got fed up with his ban appeals and B&ED HIM FROM B& APPEALS lol. Oh while this seems a lot of variety, he is still very stubborn that he will not change the attempt before the same one has been spammed 10+ times.

Jesus fuck this is already longer than the prev. 3 retards combined. Part 2 will come in later.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,768

@474,746 (G)

> who trusts an asian as a judge..

No one asked, OP just ask for my very personal opinion. If you dun trust me, why are you mad tho?

·Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,769

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Bert mad cause you didn't make him the one with the lowest IQ. He wanted to feel like an autistic wiener.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,780

@previous (J)
Ouch I didn't know I hurt his autistic feeling :(
He could still has all the black weiners in the back allery of gay street tho

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,781

@474,767 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
ROTFL that was so spot-on perfect, we should add it to Fatfuck's ED page.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,797

Thread's friggin grate.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #474,807

*the crescendo builds*

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,959

Beep bop boop

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,962

ok back to the FattFucker part 2 Electric Boogaloo

If just judging by FattFucker's chan behaviours, it is normal for one to doubt if he is just a bade trolle trying to act ultra dump and stubborn to annoy people, as it is rather unbelievable to have one person that pathetically fucked up in the head. However, with the supplement of his fucking retarded actions IRL, one would be surprised that he is actually that pathetically fucked up in the head.

I'll start from his ghost hunting scam site, which is the first IRL fucked up I can vaguely remember about that retard. Back when he is actually famous in minichan (I hope those minichanner who followed him wont commit suicide out of shame), he had suddenly claim to start a ghost hunting bizness, setting up a whole website for it, and asking for monie in either donation or subscription ionno, claiming it's for better filming equipments and other encessary expenses. Comparing to Chris' shit selling scheme to rip off monie from the retards obsessed over him, you can also consider his scamming attempt as actually an intelligent, yet unethical, way of ripping off the lesser human. However, as an incompetent fucktard thats worse than Chris, he fucked his own scamming scheme in two ways.

First, being an unserious fraud ghost hunter, of coz none of the ghosty shit he posted on his scam site is original. And being a retarded lazy fat fuck, he simply rip off the contents from another authentic supernatural site he googled up, thinking no one else is capable of googling and his plagiarism act would not be exposed. Well, you know how it ends up.
Plus, the second way is even more retarded than the first. <TL;type later>

(Edited 3 hours later.)

+Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,975

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
The only real time current info I have on the real Fatfuck comes from views of the GoKunming forum where people post that have met him and or worked with him recently.

Includes people that openly discuss his mental defects. Expats as you can imagine end up as a small community. This has cost him jobs because he failed to consider that owners and Admins of language schools post on that forum.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,979

On, why are so many trannies autistic?

·Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,980

@474,975 (Syntax )
You really are obsessed with matt... Now you're keeping up with everything that goes on in his life?

You really are a perverted stalker..

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,984

@previous (J)

Couldn't get a ride out of me, so you turn to syntax? Talk about "clamoring for attention".

P.s. Syntax doesn't become angry either.

·Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,987

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Psssst, Louie... This isn't bert man....

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,989

@previous (J)

I know, it's butthurtAnon.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,990

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
No man... Its me... See name...

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,992

@previous (Bert is my bitch )
Big Bubba?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,993

@474,990 (Bert is my bitch )

Muthatrucka? It's been you this whole time? You wacky guy, you.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,994

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
What's up my brotha? I been covering for you quite a bit. I just been going anon.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,996

@474,992 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Big Bubba?

That would be muthatrucka my dear fuckalms. ;)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,997

@474,994 (Bert is my bitch )

Oh, not much. Drinking a beer, smoking a black n mild. What's up wit you?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,998

@474,996 (Bert is my bitch )
Oh, I thought you were the black guy who clobbered bert

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #474,999

@474,980 (J)

> You really are obsessed with matt... Now you're keeping up with everything that goes on in his life?
>
> You really are a perverted stalker..

Not everything. Observing the Failure of a Pedophile and pain in his life is - I consider myself a very honest person

So Honestly its a lot of Schadenfreude.

But I might go two months or more b4 playing catch up via gokunming. Fortunatly two Mods also do updates with copies of his emails

Now tell me it does not please you to see a Pedophile fail

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,000

@474,997 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> Oh, not much. Drinking a beer, smoking a black n mild. What's up wit you?

Same ol shit, sitting in Georgetown SC, picking up load in about 3 hrs, then heading to Charlotte NC.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,002

@474,998 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No, bert failed to show up for his meeting with me, so I didn't get the chance to curbstomp his face into the sidewalk.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,003

@475,000 (Bert is my bitch )

You make night runs often?

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,004

@474,999 (Syntax )
I just been fucking with you syntax... To see any pedophile fall and fail, makes me happy.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,005

@475,003 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
All depends when I have to make a delivery and how far I have to go. I usually like driving at night cause there is a lot less traffic to deal with.

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,007

@475,004 (Bert is my bitch )

> I just been fucking with you syntax... To see any pedophile fall and fail, makes me happy.

No problem - as Louie said not much makes me angry - Now if you really want to meet bert in R/L bet you could make that happen with some work

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,008

@475,005 (Bert is my bitch )

True, but you gotta watch out for deer. My mom's husband works 5pm-5am running loads. Actually hit a deer a month back. Didn't do much to the truck, fucked up the deer, though.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,009

@475,007 (Syntax )
Nah, I'm not to worried about meeting up with him. He had his chance and pussied out. I very seldom go through Knoxville anyway.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,010

@475,008 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I been luck with deer. When I see them, their usually on the shoulder eating. I move to the left lane when I do see them just in case.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,013

@previous (Bert is my bitch )

Another advantage to less traffic, safe to ride in the left lane, if need be.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,014

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Yep yep... I also like taking back roads instead of the interstate a lot of times. Its a change of scenery, and I like driving through some of those small towns.

Some of those old buildings that are still standing, I always want to stop and go inside and check them out.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,016

@previous (Bert is my bitch )

Word, bro. Back roads are grate for stuff like that. There's an abandoned ice factory here that I want to check out, probably would if the cops weren't so thick in this town.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,019

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Hell yea, even some of those old warehouses/factories, I'd love to go inside those too. You never know what you're going to find.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,025

@previous (Bert is my bitch )

Indeed, exploring abandoned buildings is one of my favorite pass times.

+Triptych — 10.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,064

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
there's a farine five roses mill near the edge of montreal that i've always wanted to go explore. i think the building's around 150 years old.
they recently shut down a bunch of hospitals, too, including this 19th century monstrosity that looks like a haunted hotel. i got kicked off of it for peeing on the roof once.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,075

@previous (Triptych )

Hospitals are creepy after they're abandoned. Hell, they're creepy while they're being occupied.

·Bert is my bitch — 10.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,076

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Yea, sometimes you can still hear the patients crying or moaning in pain...

·Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,077

@475,075 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I had to take my friend in for surgery at the Victorian monstrosity and there were just pools of bodily fluids in the hallways.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,079

@previous (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)
That sounds like a gross pun intended violation of health codes.

·Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,081

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
they kind of stopped giving a fuck when it was announced that the place was going to be shut down

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,103

@475,076 (Bert is my bitch )

Word, nursing homes are like that, too.

@475,077 (Triptych !!QMjB6oOGy)

Sweet baby Jesus, that sounds terrible.

+Anonymous O — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,123

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> Word, nursing homes are like that, too.
>
>
>
> Sweet baby Jesus, that sounds terrible.

good to know you are still obsessed with bert and have now graduated to using puppet accounts to keep up the charade

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,125

@previous (O)

> Still this obsessed with "Louie".

Triptych has posted pictures of herself, dumbass.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #475,144

@475,123 (O)
What the fuck are you even talking about?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,353

Wow that's a grate amount of off topics, also there's already butthurt madaboutdoc retards can't wait to show how they pwned by doc, quoting this threads with words taken out of content. Anyway cont'd

The second way he foiled his own ghost hunting scam is that, one time he setup some sort of ghost hunting livestream (aka looking at nothingness for hours), maybe he was expected the stream to be image only with no sound, but being an unintelligent fucktard he is, he did not turn off the microphone of the camera. That seems nothing devastating to the stream right, only that he then chat with (assuming) his bud and talked aloud how all these ghost hunting are fake shit, how he is scamming the shit out of whoever follows him, and how those followers are complete fucking moron etc, all recorded by the camera's microphone, and stream straight to the internet. HE WAS TELLING ALL FOLLOWERS WATCHING THE STREAM THAT THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS TO BELIEVE IN HIM AND HE WAS SCAMMING THEIR MONIE ALL ALONG, IN HIS OWN LIVESTREAM. Not sure what happened after that confession livestream, I'd assume he lost every single follower and turned into a shitfuck welcomed by nobody.

Failing at a scamming attempt which even autistic retards like CWC can do it right demonstrated pretty well how braindead retarded FattFucker is, however, this is not my personal pick of his stupidity. What I think is the jewel in the crown of his retardity, is that he later moved to the world worst country, the shithole named China. <more to that later>

(Edited 2 hours later.)

+Anonymous P — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,364

FattFucker makes CWC look like an entrepreneur genius.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,393

@previous (P)
He's a sperg making money off of the spergs on kiwifarms, that sounds pretty genius to me.

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,396

@475,353 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> The second way he foiled his own ghost hunting scam is that, one time he setup some sort of ghost hunting livestream (aka looking at nothingness for hours), maybe he was expected the stream to be image >only with no sound, but being an unintelligent fucktard he is, he did not turn off the microphone of the camera. That seems nothing devastating to the stream right, only that he then chat with >(assuming) his bud and talked aloud how all these ghost hunting are fake shit, how he is scamming the shit out of whoever follows him, and how those followers are complete fucking moron etc, all >recorded by the camera's microphone, and stream straight to the internet. HE WAS TELLING ALL FOLLOWERS WATCHING THE STREAM THAT THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS TO BELIEVE IN HIM AND HE WAS SCAMMING THEIR MONIE >ALL ALONG, IN HIS OWN LIVESTREAM.

Very accurate - Adding - He had those glassy see through type drapes/curtains and he put a fan on - to the side of the curtains Except he was really drunk and failed to keep the edge of the fan out of Camera view. The fan in oscillating mode so he expected people watching to see a ghost like image which of course was produced by the wavering curtains.

Then with microphone on he laffed to self n talked to self about how dumb as fuck his followers were -

He did end up with lots of equipment all paid for by the dumb as fuck paying followers. Sold the stuff to pay for his ticket to China.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 10.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,481

@OP

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,496

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,500

@475,396 (Syntax )
Thank you for the clarification, Syntax. So he turns out to be able to scam out monie from the more severe retards, but it didn't change the fact he fucked up in his very first livestream and turned all of his retarded scam victims away immediately. Comparing to Chris who still has a forum worth of Stockholm syndrome idiots lining up waiting to offer him their money, yeah FattFucker is still ranked more retarded than Chris.

Fattfucker said he was going to move for a better job, info said he was escaping after he molest his student and leaving before the FBI show up, believe whichever you prefer. Either way, he left US and flew to another country for a new job. The thing is, among all possible choice he can move to, he has to choose China. The undeveloped shithole China. He was moving from a first world country, to a uncivilized third world country; he was moving from a land filled with junk food and soda, to a land filled with poisonous fake food and gutter oil; from a land where job pays decently, to a land known for its sweatshop working condition; from a land where you have free speech, to a land where you can have free execution upon speaking one wrong word; from a land where you can get killed by gunshot, to a land where you can get killed by just eating your daily food. This, my friend, is my textbook definition of totally utterly motherfucking retarded beyond redemption. <to be continue>

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 10.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,511

@475,496 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

+Anonymous R — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,512

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threads grate

·Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,530

This thread, by far, has been the greatest I have ever read.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,558

@475,511 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 21 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,707

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Niggers

+Anonymous S — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,744

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
are you related to Oprah?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,790

I really should make this the last post of this whole retards ranking thread, it has stretched far too long for talking about FattFucker shit.

So Fattfucker moved to China. At first he claimed he was living in Beijing - sure you'd have at least heard of it - the capital of the shithole, with vids of him driving a scooter on the smog-filled road. This could actually be a redemption point of his beyond-redemption intelligent, as even though he is moving from a first-world country to a third-world cunt-try, he at least picked the best part of it. But no, of course not, later after some digging through Google, info is revealed that he was living in Kunming and working in an unknown foreign language school there. Other than it once again shown Fattfucker's lying and scamming behaviours didn't change a single bit after moving, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KUNMING? Yeah I bet most of you didn't heard of it either. Not only does he migrated to the shithole of the world, he has to choose to live in a 3rd grade city inside it rather than the 1st grade cities like the capital Beiging or Shanghai or Shenzhen etc. Plus, eventually info leaked that he gone broke (again), and had to resort to living in a tiny apartment with nothing but a small lightbulb hanging on the ceiling by solely the power cord. Giving up the great life in America for lining in a shit-tier room in a 3rd-tier country of the world crappiest land, One that retarded IMHO should commit suicide immediately to stop further wasting the world's resources.

And the icing on the cake (more like the diarrhea on the clogged toilet) is disregard all the rapid deteriorate of his living, it didnt smack any sort of sense in his rotten-to-mush brain. He continued his fucktard chan behaviour on the local forums, he again trying to lure his own students out to molest them, and after getting fired due to all this retardivity, he resorted to earn his living by unserious fraud scamming all over again, this time claiming he holds the family secret hotdog sauce receipe or sth. So, tl;dr, despite his fucked up retardness caused him to get kicked out of his glorious homeland, he didn't learn any single thing from it and is doing the same old retarded shit all over again in a shitter place.

And that, is my reason to rank FattFucker to be the lowest intelligent among all, the king of retard in TC, and most liekly in the entire human history as well.

- THE MOTHER FUCKING END -

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,801

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Some fill in. His choice was Beijing. I do not know his job situation there. I do no that shortly after arrival he contracted Tuberculous and ended up with a hole in one lung and he made multiple posts about it almost killing him - posts on the Kunming site where he talks about his continued poor health.

Quick look up In China, tuberculosis has been the number 1 cause of death from infectious disease in adults. In 1990, 360,000 people in China died from tuberculosis.

Beijing is listed as a top city to visit but living there means enduring horrid smog. After months in the hospital for Tuberculous he was told he needed to leave Beijing for a city with cleaner air.

Odd thing about Kunming - Expats have web sites where they list the best city's to live/work in - Kunming is not on any list. Anyone who looks up the best cities to visit in China - Top 50 - 100 - 500 Kunming does not make the lists. Kunming also has an increasing amount of smog. Climbing on the list of worst cities

Funny thing about his multiple posts about the food work and living conditions in Kunming on the expats website gokunming.com - He could never get any of the other expats to agree with him. They all hate the quality of the food. Living conditions and employment. They continued to ridicule him - He wood give up say he is leaving the forum and return in a few days with a new moniker. They busted him over and over.

The expats who remain in Kunming do so for one of two reasons. They married a partner who lives and has family in Kunming and are not willing to move OR the other expats say the only virtue of being there is its a great place for Alcoholics. That I do not get because I assume cheep booze is the same price no matter what city you live in China. Perhaps the language schools tolerate boozer teachers because of the high turnover - Teachers continue to leave for better cities to live in.

The web says 40% of language teachers have no certification no degrees and tourists from US or England Australia are offered teaching jobs - Same pay no matter the degree or no degree at all.

Expats all say the ideal city to work and live in is Hong Kong - Apparently because it was once the property of UK - Expat English teachers do not find employment there

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,808

@previous (Syntax )
Thanks for the detailed supplementary information Syntax. This is the first time I heard about his tuberculous infection, what a pity it DIDN'T outright kill him.
So FattFuck cannot stay in Beijing due to health concern, and out of all choices he choose to move to Kunming becoz there's cheap booze that absolutely arent gonna do his health any good? +1 on his retard scale, tho infinity plus one doesnt make any difference, just saying.
Unsurprising to see China's unserious fraud school hiring non-degree holding foreigner for teaching. Dumb chinks see "gwai lo" and auto think they are well educated and highly intelligent (in most case it is true, relative speaking to chinks, but FattFuck is a sole abnormal exception)

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,832

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
How time flies
https://minichan.org/topic/19727#reply_323025

Captain Grammar !F7pQ4N5B8w joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago,
"I developed Tuberculosis and stayed for a month in a Chinese hospital"

Other threads he says the hospital conditions were 3rd world Horrid

Used MC search on TB
kook in other threads posted about how Matt lost 100 pounds because the Hospital does not feed people - Apparently you have to buy your own food and he ran out of money

Guess that is about it unless someone else brings up lulz on Fatfuck

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,834

@previous (Syntax )
> Matt lost 100 pounds because the Hospital does not feed people - Apparently you have to buy your own food and he ran out of money
lol
very poor much communisms

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,835

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
LoL I guess Chinese Commies ended up lost in translation about everyone sharing in each others wealth equally.
Same goes for Cuba currently except its reported they have a most excellent medical care system for all

As I remember it Matt did not end up with a hospital bill. Betting Commies do not want people walking around with TB

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,836

@475,832 (Syntax )
welp the whole country is 3rd world horrid what did he expect didnt he even lookup info on chinkyland before making the decision moving there

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,841

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Rain has stopped and friends have a fire going in a pit on beach and this time fire makes scents
Someone else will have to remember the horrid place in Africa he selected to move to but the country rejected him and refused to give him a visa - Kook will probably remember
He even ran a fund raising site to help pay for the move but only got a few bucks pledged

Rwanda comes to mind and fast MC search on Rwanda comes up with

4.1 years ago

"I have to get some vaccinations seeing as I'm going to Africa. It's like over 10 injections in total over a few weeks (great). I got the first 2 today. The nurse didn't wear gloves or sterilize her hands/my arm beforehand which I thought was fucking strange. She gave me no warning and just stuck them in my arm. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would, but afterwards my arm hurt really badly for like 20 minutes.

Anyway, she stuck the needles in, got it over with and then I left. Like 10 seconds after I left that room, I felt really fucking strange. My vision went weird and I almost fell over, I can't really explain it. Felt like I was gradually losing consciousness or something. I started breathing heavily and my mouth dried up, I found it hard to walk/balance. Anyway what the fuck was this about? Why did it happen?"

Some point later he posted about not getting the work visa to go

Out of here

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,842

@475,832 (Syntax )
@475,808 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Anyone remember when he was seriously considering a move to Vietnam? He mentioned the salary in passing, and when I looked it up, it turned out to be less than $100 US per month. He became extremely hostile when I tried to warn him - possibly thinking I was attempting to rain on his parade - but quickly changed his mind when he realized I was telling the truth. You'd think he'd have enough common sense to check the conversion rate beforehand.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,845

@previous (A)

This is news to me. What the hell is wrong with him so eager to jump into 3rd world undeveloped countries?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,850

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
No background checks.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,851

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
One doesn't need a background check to tell Africa/China/Vietnam are shitholes, with China being the filthiest one filled with gutter oil

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,853

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I mean the people hiring him.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,857

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh
Still he managed to get fired from an userious fraud language college

+Anonymous T — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,874

...

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Syntax — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,883

@475,842 (A)

> Anyone remember when he was seriously considering a move to Vietnam? He mentioned the salary in passing, and when I looked it up, it turned out to be less than $100 US per month. He became extremely hostile when I tried to warn him - possibly thinking I was attempting to rain on his parade - but quickly changed his mind when he realized I was telling the truth. You'd think he'd have enough common sense to check the conversion rate beforehand.

1st you sure came up with one hell of a topic - Enjoyed that fake pretend doctor taking heat and the comparisons On made of Matt vs CWS LOLOL

I was unaware of the crappy pay in Vietnam - Probably off on a business trip during those posts - I did catch his posts on the gokunming site where he was asking for assistance on getting a job in Vietnam - Wood love to see the time line of your rain on his parade information with his mad as hell discovery Vietnam wood not give him a work visa.

Bottom line for him and his work skills is: In PM's to becky that she published on MC which means they are still open for view - Matt said he hated teaching. Had decided to find a way out. His plan of course was to get a PhD and then a cushy job in a language dept of an American University. That all fell though when he was denied from joining the grad program and then the discovery he wood not get any positive recommendations which stopped him from applying to any other American University - Having the FBI meet with the Uni dept heads was most certainly of no long term help.

Multiple PM's about how much he hates the job of teaching.

+Anonymous U — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #475,997

burp.

·Anonymous L — 10.8 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #476,344

Betty boop.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #476,346

@previous (L)
Bippity bobbity boop.

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