Topic: Did you people know that every 60 seconds in Africa...

+Anonymous A — 10.8 years ago #43,362

...a minute passes.

+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #473,263

Beep bop boop

+RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #473,270

You stoal my joak. I demand suitable compensation payable in a currency that I value. Admit yoar roal.

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #473,275

@previous (RedCream )

Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad.

+Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,281

@473,270 (RedCream )
What kind of compensation do you demand? A mouthful of cum?

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,290

@previous (E)
> What kind of compensation do you demand? A mouthful of cum?

Noa, foar that is not the currency which I value, but foar which @473,275 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.) finds value, foar he is named as Cock Consumer, and as a name it is somewhat misleading, foar he does not in fact consume the flesh of penises himself, and instead he seeks to subsist on the ejaculatoary fluid that is subsequently emitted by means of oaral stimulation that is concomitantly administered by the recipient, said recipient being himself, Cock Consumer. That is his roal and foar this testimoany I must apoloagize foar it is fairly lengthly to describe.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,291

@previous (RedCream )

Nice madpost, angry cock consumer.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,293

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Isn't it funny how cock consumer continues to try to pass his name off to someone else?

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,294

@previous (E)

It's sad, really. His unwillingness to admit his role shows that he is ashamed of it. I've already told him no1cars that he consumes cocks.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,296

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I don't judge. If he wants to become a professional cock consumer, its his game.

But if he wants to continue acting like a little bitch, then we'll continue treating him like one.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,299

@previous (E)

Indeed. If he wants to consume cocks, good for him. Constantly denying his role, though...

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,301

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Pffft, that's like Bert denying his role that he likes sucking nigger cocks.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,303

@previous (E)

Right, if only cock consumer would see the error of his ways, and realize he won't be judged for his role here.

+Anonymous F — 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,304

ITT: dudes using bert as an excuse to talk, way too much, about cocks. Bunch of cocksuckers.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,308

@previous (F)
Hey, if you're wanting to come out of the closet, that's cool.

But being an angry anon is not a good first step.

Get with redcream, aka, "cock consumer", he will gladly teach you the ways of not gagging on your first deep throat.

·Anonymous F — 10.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,315

@previous (E)
So, cocks you say...

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,317

@previous (F)
Boy, hahaha, the word cocks just snapped your attention eh?

Are you going to become "Cock Consumer Junior?"

I'm sure redcream could use a another cock.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,333

@473,296 (E)
> I don't judge. I want to become a professional cock consumer, its my game.

Fixed foar what is really happening here. I had to fix yoar poast soa that yoar roal would become admitted.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,334

@previous (RedCream )
That's you admitting yoar roal, you cock consuming faggot.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,401

@previous (E)
> That's you admitting yoar roal[.]

Noa, thoas are the real words which were in yoar mind. You simply did not have the courage oar honesty to say them outright. Yoar roal is nao admitted.

PUMBLENUTS <----- an expression

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,403

@previous (RedCream )

> > That's you admitting yoar roal[.]
>
> *
> Yes, thoas are the real words which were in my mind. I simply did not have the courage oar honesty to say them outright. My roal is nao admitted.
>
> REDCREAM <----- an idiot

ftfy.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,404

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Best fix in a while

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,409

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Hey, thanks, guy.

+Anonymous H — 10.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,435

@473,403 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

> > That's you admitting yoar roal[.]
>
> *
> Yes, thoas are the real words which were in my mind. I simply did not have the courage oar honesty to say them outright. My roal is nao admitted.
>
> Psychotic Cock Consumer <----- an idiot

fify

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,442

@previous (H)

Thank you, how could I be so careless?

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,469

@473,409 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
> Hey, thanks, guy.

Get a room... and lubricant foar what inevitably folloas in the end.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #473,482

@previous (RedCream )
I don't think Doctor Louie wants to lube his penis and put it in your end.

Which is inevitably what you're hoping for.

+Anonymous I — 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,497

ITT: RedCream lectures on the finer points of dick-diving.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,512

@473,482 (E)

True. I want nothing to do with that cock consumer.

@473,469 (RedCream )

> > Hey, thanks, guy.
>
> Got a room... and lubricant foar the inevitable cocks I'll receive rectally.

ftfy.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,513

@473,482 (E)
> I don't think[.]

That is a good summary. Admit yoar roal... wait, you just did. Yoar roal is to be unthinking.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,515

@previous (RedCream )

Dammit, cock consumer, you can not assign roles. Need we get the council involved? One more infraction, and that's exactly what's going to happen. Btw...

> > I don't think[.]
>
> Noa, I do not. It is part of my roal as an idiot.

ftfy.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,565

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

I do not assign roals. I merely observe their admission. @473,482 (E) admitted his roal. He said quite clearly that he does not think. That is a roal.

You are perilously cloas to being given the goatfinger foar yoar inability to admit yoar roal.

THE GOATFINGER GIVEN IN A POAST SEEMING

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,586

@previous (RedCream )
You seem pretty infatuated with giving people the goatfinger.

That, therefore, means you admit your role of being a cock consumer.

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,599

@previous (E)

Once again you are avoiding cognition which foar some reason still results in manual activity at a keyboard. A true bioalogical mystery.

+Anonymous J — 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,601

@previous (RedCream )
Cognition
Chans do not attract people who can.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,607

Stop bickering you two.

+Anonymous K — 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #473,608

@previous (A)
Don't tell them how to live their lives, wonderbread muthafukka.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,633

@473,599 (RedCream )

> Once again I am avoiding cognition which foar some reason still results in manual activity at a keyboard. A true bioalogical mystery.

Fixed.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,634

@473,608 (K)
Wonderbread muthafukka??

Lmfao

I never heard that one!

·Anonymous K — 10.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,643

@previous (E)
It's a dysphemism that implies an individual is a Caucasian person who engages in sexual relations with their mother.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,652

@473,565 (RedCream )

> I try toa assign roals. I do this because I am avoiding the admission of my oan. @473,482 (E) never admitted his roal. He said quite clearly that I do not think. That is one of my roals.
>
> You are perilously cloas to expoasing my roals to the chan.
>
> I am still an idiot

ftfy.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,662

@473,601 (J)
> Chans do not attract people who can.

Perhaps you are coarrect. I may need to seek greener pastures, to use an idiom.

Speaking peripherally about idiots, see:

@473,633 (E)
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

Thoas poasters are idiots. This is a true statement.

·Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,667

@previous (RedCream )
> I, as a poaster, am an idiot. This is a true statement. And I admit my roal.

Fixed

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,738

@previous (E)

> Not fixed

Fixed.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,739

@previous (RedCream )

> > fixed
>
> Thank yoa foar fixing my poast. I am an idiot. I admit my secondary roal. The primary roal being Cock Consumer.

Ftfy.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,742

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

Noa, yoar name is nao "Cock Consumer" as you have been noatified about, many times. Admit yoar roal in this.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,744

@previous (RedCream )

> Yes, my name is nao "Cock Consumer" as I have been noatified about, many times. I admit my roal in this.

ftfy.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·RedCream — 10.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,816

@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)

Yoar name is still "Cock Consumer". This can not be changed.

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,823

@previous (RedCream )

> My name is still "Cock Consumer". This can not be changed, foar it is my roal.

ftfy.

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