Topic: I am an alien who has taken over a human's body
+Alien Bob — 10.8 years ago #43,340
The problem is that I know nothing about human bodies. I did figure out that putting biological matter into the hole in my face keeps away those pains and desires in the stomach area. But now, I feel this immense pressure that will not go away, down on the lower, back part of me, between those two sacks of fat that are right above the leg area. I felt around, and there seems to be a sort of hole back there. It feels very tight and, how do I say it, puckered. Now, it feels like something heavy is inside of that hole, and wants me to push it out, but I am worried! I do not want to lose an internal organ. Do you humans please have any advice?
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.8 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #472,886
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #472,887
Ask Robot, he is an expertise in dealing with humans.
+The Robot — 10.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #472,890
Beep bop boop
·Alien Bob (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #472,891
@previous (The Robot )
So I go into the bathroom where there is a large round white bowl, sit, and as you call it, shit?
So I go into the bathroom where there is a large round white bowl, sit, and as you call it, shit?
+Anonymous E — 10.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #472,901
Tl;dr
Morbid isn't just a mestizo but an illegal alien.
Morbid isn't just a mestizo but an illegal alien.
+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,934
@OP
Reptilian scum detected. Drain cleaner should clear that problem right up.
Reptilian scum detected. Drain cleaner should clear that problem right up.
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