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Topic: Hypothetical: If the Apocalypse happened today...

+Anonymous A11 years ago #43,317

And Jesus came back to bring his faithful with him to the Kingdom of God.

What would you do?

+Anonymous B11 years ago, 43 minutes later[T] [B] #472,488

Guess I'll go... Super.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #472,490

laugh at him

+Anonymous D11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,494

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
what..

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,496

@previous (D)
id lol

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,497

I'm not going to be a piece of shit that leaves my home, family and friends and goes to paradise tomorrow when I have people I care for and a world I want to make a difference in. oh but Jesus is here! Bye faggots? fuck that shit. I'd tell him to fuck off and leave everyone at home or feel my wrath and Jesus will know I'm not kidding around and drop you all back to earth where you have to learn to be a decent person the hard way, not just read a book about god, be polite and nice while waiting to reach paradise, pussy move that's 4 sure

(Edited 10 seconds later.)


+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,498

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@OP

Nothing, because that isn't going to happen.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,500

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
troll

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,502

sockpuppet.jpg@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,506

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
youre the puppet here

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,534

@472,497 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> 2015
> thinking you make a difference in the world

+Anonymous G11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,535

@OP
Crucify him again.

+The Robot 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,547

Beep bop boop

+Anonymous I11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,552

@472,534 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Do not give up on yourself just yet. You can still make a positive contribution to this world! Hope and change wasn't just a campaign slogan.

+Anonymous J11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,554

clam.png@472,547 (The Robot )

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,576

Smoke a fatty with him, after he's traumatized by all the crucifixes hanging everywhere.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,615

@472,534 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
yep

+Anonymous L11 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,919

@472,497 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

What.. if.. it was.. Mohammed? (peace.. be.. upon.. him..)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,950

@previous (L)
same shit

·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,956

@472,919 (L)

3 words. Ice cream social.

·Anonymous D11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,976

@472,497 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
you would tell Jesus to fuck off?


wow...you got some serious issues..

·Anonymous G11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,980

@previous (D)
Maybe she just dislikes communist hippies.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,981

@472,976 (D)
Jesus got them too

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,982

@472,980 (G)
is he

·Anonymous G11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,984

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
100%

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,990

@previous (G)
I jus think it's stupid as fuck to expect some entity of any kind to come save you from the shit on earth, meaning that you learned absolutely nothing and I would most likely repeat all the same bullshit any where ever this thing puts you

·Anonymous G11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #472,991

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I would make them reincarnate again, clearly they haven't learnt their lesson(s).

·Anonymous L11 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #473,004

@previous (G)

The Druze believe in reincarnation, and it's fundamental to their Abrahamic sect. So do Jewish mystics.

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