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Topic: if (British > American) {

+Anonymous A10.9 years ago #43,292

cout << "How does it feel?" << endl;

}

+Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #472,183

get laid poindexter

+Anonymous C10.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #472,184

brits are dirty and nasty

everyone knows the USA rules..

+The Robot 10.9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #472,188

Beep bop boop

+On !Uvm54ORbmo10.9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #472,189

public std::string reply() {
return British > American ? "Not a single fuck was given." : "no1cars";
}

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.10.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #472,191

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

As a ghost doctor of philosophy, I can confirm this.

+Anonymous G10.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #472,218

echo "then we all starve"

(Edited 29 seconds later.)


+Anonymous H10.8 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #472,674

@472,184 (C)

Irish are better than Brits.

+Anonymous I10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #472,687

james-joyce.jpg@previous (H)
6 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin.
Noretta mia!
I got your pitiful letter this evening telling me you were going about without underclothes. I did not get 200 crowns on the 25th but only 50 crowns and 50 again on the 1st. Enough about money. I send you a little banknote and hope you may be able to buy a pretty frilly pair of drawers at least for yourself out of it and will send you more when I am paid again. I would like you to wear drawers with three or four frills one over the other at the knees and up the thighs and great crimson bows in them, I mean not the schoolgirls’ drawers with a thin shabby lace border, tight round the legs and so thin that the flesh shows between them but women’s (or if you prefer the word) ladies’ drawers will a full loose bottom and wide legs, all frills and lace and ribbons, and heavy with perfume so that whenever you show them, whether in pulling up your clothes hastily to do something or in cuddling yourself up prettily to be blocked, I can see only a swelling mass of white stuff and frills and so that when I bend down over you to open them and give you a burning lustful kiss on your naughty bare bum I can smell the perfume of your drawers as well as the warm odour of your cunt and the heavy smell of your behind.
Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you. You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand- a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it up between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you.
Basta per stasera!
I hope you got my telegram and understood it.
Goodbye, my darling whom I am trying to degrade and deprave. How on God’s earth can you possibly love a thing like me?
O, I am so anxious to get your reply, darling!
JIM

+Anonymous J10.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #472,793

The Sun has set on the British empire.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

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