Topic: Dammit bert
+Bert is my bitch — 10.9 years ago #43,225

I had no idea I would be going through Knoxville today, but dammit, had I known two days ago, you would have known.... But then I was only passing through. I did stop at the petro for about 20 minutes.
I see you relapsed... Not surprising...
Evidence you say? Proof I was in Knoxville at the petro? Its in the picture you sorry bastard.
+Anonymous B — 10.9 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #471,400
Nevar4get 9-11, muthatrucka.
·Bert is my bitch (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #471,408
@previous (B)
Never do man, never do...
+The Robot — 10.9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #471,414
Beep bop boop
·Bert is my bitch (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #471,424
@previous (The Robot )
I know Robot, Bert will always be a no show. He has a sad life really. I mean, can you imagine being stuck in a gay state, in a gay city, and living on gay st? When I drove through, there was a nasty stench in the air. My first guess was Bert is getting anally probed again by some niggers.
+Anonymous D — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #471,430

you were late
·Bert is my bitch (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #471,434
@previous (D)
Hmmmmm, the date is a little off...
Is it 12/9/2015...
Or 9/12/2015...
Either way, today is 9/11/2015...
You lose Bert.
And mine is an actual picture... Yours looks photo copied...
You still lose Bert.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Bert is my bitch (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #471,729
@471,430 (D)
Hey bertrum....
You drove all the way out to the Petro for a pack of smokes, but you couldn't drive all the way out to meet me? Fucking pussy...
Also, nicely made up receipt. That's not a Petro receipt anyway faggot.
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