Topic: Why are Americans so shit at naming their street names?
+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 10.9 years ago #43,134
1st Street
2nd Street
46th Street
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #469,877
They use that system in big cities, like New York, to make navigating them easier. In small cities, it's just because city officials are lazy fucks.
+Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,878
How the fuck do you name a street name? It already has a name, why would you name it again?
You fucked this up. No idea what you were trying to do here but whatever it was you fucked it up.
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,879
Ha! Wait a minute, I just realized, aren't you that Brit dumb cunt who said every country has been affected by the UK?
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,880
@previous (C)
Yes that's me. But I'm not a dumb Brit, I'm a smart James Bond type character
"To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life." - Cecil Rhodes
(Edited 59 seconds later.)
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,881
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Very well James Bond, call upon your MI6 training to answer me this - how in Christ's holy name does a person name a street name? Is it like a priest being given a kid called Billy and baptising him Jimmy?
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
+Anonymous D — 10.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,882

UK street names.
Crotch Crescent, Cockshut lane, Minge Lane, Bell End, The Knob, Back Passage, Cockfoster, Cock Hill.
Cockbush Avenue, Slutshole lane, Butt hole road, Titty hole, Cockfosters, Laycock street, Fanny Hands lane.
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,883
@469,881 (C)
You name it after the histroy from that area
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,884
@469,882 (D)
Those sounds like excellent places for British Bert to hang out at.
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,885
@469,883 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You're a bit dim aren't you?
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,886
@previous (C)
Oh sorry. I forgot America was a little short on histroy
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,887
@469,882 (D)
Ironically, Canal Street in Manchester (which is what that sign is) is actually the gay epicentre of Britain. He denies it but our own Mr Hefford is very familiar with that place.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_Street_%28Manchester%29(Edited 9 minutes later.)
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,888
@469,886 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Oh sorry. I forgot America was a little short on histroy
Only if you omit those parts of history where they kicked Britain's ass in 1776 and then returned to bail them out in WW2.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,891
@469,882 (D)
Thanks, Google!
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,892
@469,888 (C)
Actually we bailed you out in WW2. The US was getting involved anyway and Britain held out long enough and against all odds to provide a platform to retake Europe. Then we assisted against Japan.
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,893
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Actually we bailed you out in WW2.
I'm a Brit you bell end.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,895
they do that in cairo
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,896
@469,893 (C)
I bet you're Dave from Russia
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,897
@469,892 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
We bailed each other out, it was a symbiotic relationship.
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,899
@469,896 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Dave from Russia died in a freak yachting accident.
·Syntax — 10.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,900
@469,891 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Gee fake Doc you're still lusting after that child.
The list of silly street names in UK is hilarious.
@469,887 (C)
Damn when they come out in UK they really cum out
+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 10.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,903
@previous (Syntax )
That's GAY in ibiza. I know because i installed their electrics back in 2005.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #469,904
@469,900 (Syntax )
Is the UK a 15 minute scooter ride from the dead-end hovel you rent?
+The Robot — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,915
Beep bop boop
+Anonymous I — 10.9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,922
@OP
The US ran out of names after a while since it has 1,000,000+ roads... so, yeah. Apart from interstates or major highways which often use a simple numerical system to denote E-W (odd numbers), N-S (even numbers), in most cases the numbering system is for the convenience of residents and tourists alike as the esteemed Dr. G. Louie suggested.
@469,877 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
For the record, city officials notwithstanding, civil engineers are the most evil type of engineer (E.g. Hitler).
·Anonymous C — 10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,923
@469,904 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Please don't post your scat pictures on here, Doc. Take that kind of thing to Shitchan. Thanx.
+Anonymous J — 10.9 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #470,050
@469,922 (I)
Correction....
E-W are even numbers, N-S are odd numbers for the interstate system.
+Anonymous K — 10.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #470,068
@previous (J)
> being this autistic
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