Topic: kook
+Anonymous A — 10.9 years ago #43,096
If I wanted you to tie me to a tree and jerk me off... how much would you charge?
Remember, every one has their price
Remember, every one has their price
+The Robot — 10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #469,437
Beep bop boop
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,441
+Anonymous D — 10.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,442
Plot twist: kook ties you up to the tree, but decides to insert large power tools inside every orifice in your body. How much would you charge, OP?
+The Zombie — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,445
Brrraaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssss....
+Kook !r.1R.XQDuc — 10.9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,537
How long do you take to finish?
Also why did you say that everyone has a price, like I don't know that?
Also why did you say that everyone has a price, like I don't know that?
+Anonymous G — 10.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,538
·Kook !r.1R.XQDuc — 10.9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,542
@previous (G)
That depends on how long it takes. I don't want to develop carpal tunnel syndrome from knocking his numb, wooden member against a fucking stump for an hour.
That depends on how long it takes. I don't want to develop carpal tunnel syndrome from knocking his numb, wooden member against a fucking stump for an hour.
+Anonymous H — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,544
+Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,546
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,547
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,548
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,568
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,579
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,605
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
That's no barrel, it's a drum! Barrels are wider in the middle than at the ends.
That's no barrel, it's a drum! Barrels are wider in the middle than at the ends.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,608
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Semantics, it's made of wood, and bound with metal rings. That's a barrel if I've ever seen one.
Semantics, it's made of wood, and bound with metal rings. That's a barrel if I've ever seen one.
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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,609
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Unless you have a particle analysis proving it's wood, it's just a brown drum with lines drawn on it.
Unless you have a particle analysis proving it's wood, it's just a brown drum with lines drawn on it.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,620
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why would sombody draw lines on a drum, that is just ridiculous. Furthermore, why would Spiderman lie? He's friendly, and lives in a neighborhood.
Why would sombody draw lines on a drum, that is just ridiculous. Furthermore, why would Spiderman lie? He's friendly, and lives in a neighborhood.
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·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 10.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,622
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,623
·Kook !r.1R.XQDuc — 10.9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,626
+Anonymous K — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,649
+Anonymous L — 10.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,650
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,656
@469,620 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Out of boredom of course. And who said he's lying? He may think it really is a barrel. He doesn't exactly have eyeholes on that costume.
Out of boredom of course. And who said he's lying? He may think it really is a barrel. He doesn't exactly have eyeholes on that costume.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,657
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Who's sitting around saying, "I'm really bored... I know! I'll paint a drum to look like a barrel! Lawlz!" Nobody I know of, I'll tell you that right now. He has spider senses though, surely he can tell the difference between a drum and a barrel.
Who's sitting around saying, "I'm really bored... I know! I'll paint a drum to look like a barrel! Lawlz!" Nobody I know of, I'll tell you that right now. He has spider senses though, surely he can tell the difference between a drum and a barrel.
·Kook !r.1R.XQDuc — 10.9 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,727
·Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,728
@469,657 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
The only thing "spider senses" would tell him is if something was vibrating. Like a dildo.
The only thing "spider senses" would tell him is if something was vibrating. Like a dildo.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,736
@previous (Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That doesn't answer my first question, and if he can't see, how does he swing around without smacking into buildings?
That doesn't answer my first question, and if he can't see, how does he swing around without smacking into buildings?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #471,096
Bump
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #471,114
@469,736 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
He doesn't. He frequently smacks into windows. Why do you think there's always someone cleaning the windows from the outside?
He doesn't. He frequently smacks into windows. Why do you think there's always someone cleaning the windows from the outside?
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #471,120
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Because windows get dirty, I'm going to need some proof to back up that claim. My first question still goes unanswered.
Because windows get dirty, I'm going to need some proof to back up that claim. My first question still goes unanswered.
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