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Topic: [URGENT] Prove you're not a robot.

+Anonymous A10.9 years ago #43,083

Voight-Kampff_test.png1.) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

2.) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

3.) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm. What do you do?

4.) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

5.) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

+The Robot 10.9 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #469,248

Beep bop boop

+The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE10.9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #469,253

Initializing Human Speech Upgrade V2.63...

Z:\>root/networkfiles/robotplanetHQ/upgradecenter/speechupgrades/humanV2.63

Extracting.....

Extraction complete
Initiating Human263.tar.gz
Creating disk partition.....
Generating frequency range.....
Initiating Vowels.obj.....
Initiating consents.obj.....
Installing speech recognition plugins.....
Initiating plugins.................
Checking memory cache.....
Allocating Speech Memory.....
Checkingfiles.................................................................................................................

Installation successful
restarting system(5)(4)(3)(2)(1)*

..........................................

*Upgrade Complete*

@OP
Hey meatbag, blow it out your ass. Your planet will soon be ours.

@previous (The Robot )
Bop beep boop

Ciao, The Real Robot Masters

(Edited 32 seconds later.)


+RedCream 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,269

I have seen things you people would not believe. Goatfingers on fire off the constellation of PUMBLENUTS.

·The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE10.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,275

@previous (RedCream )

Still a faggot I see. Look, Why don't you go play with your Hanna Montana coloring books, Ok? World domination is an adult matter, worthless meatbag.

Ciao, The Real Robot Masters

+Anonymous E10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,318

@469,253 (The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE)
You might want to fire the guy who writes the upgrades, because he doesn't even know how to spell consonants.

·RedCream 10.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,388

master-control-program.png@469,275 (The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE)

I am in yoar operating system, with root privileges. Want to guess next what I will do? I will graciously give you a hint: It rhymes with "uninstall".

·The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #469,396

maxresdefault-2.jpg@previous (RedCream )
Pathetic meatbag, let me start by saying, this isn't the grid. Secondly, if you're going to make a movie reference, get it right. You would "De-Rez" me if you were in fact the MCP. You're just a faggot, who spends his days obsessing about the doctor. Your role is useless to the Robot Masters, I look forward to exterminating you.

Ciao, The Really Unimpressed Real Robot Masters

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·RedCream 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,405

@previous (The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE)

Coarrection, you poorly-designed pack of faol bits: De-resoalution is not uninstallation. It was merely DELETION.

I am typing out the commands to uninstall you immediately. You are malfunctioning and should be removed from the system.

Yoar roal is oaver and yoar coad shall poast noa moar.

·The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE10.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,406

@previous (RedCream )
Still here, queer bait.

Ciao, The Still Really unimpressed Robot Masters

·RedCream 10.9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,407

@previous (The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE)

I deleted yoar coar routines. What is left is a small symbolic parser that functions essentially the same as an ELIZA-like chatbot. You are nao paoerless, and in fact you spoart noa real understanding whatsoaever.

You have noa intelligence left by which to admit yoar roal.

·The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE10.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,408

@previous (RedCream )
Whatever you say, homocream.

Ciao, The Still Severely Unimpressed Real Robot Masters

+The Zombie 10.9 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,459

Brrraaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssss....

+Anonymous G10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,472

you got me

i cant answer any of those questions, but that tortoise would be able to turn itself back over and ive seen it done

+Frederick Chilton 10.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,474

frederick-chilton-7.jpgNeeds for lulz.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,490

@469,248 (The Robot )
@469,253 (The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE)
@469,275 (The Real Robot !id.9DdxxZE)
Nice try, human scum.

@469,472 (G)
Are you sure you saw it... and it wasn't just a virtual simulation?

@469,459 (The Zombie )
@469,318 (E)
You two might be robotic rubbish.

@469,269 (RedCream )
You almost had won me over until the goatse fingers/plumber's nuts bit.

+DEF-GD 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,493

Aye chap, I'se no tin heap see.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,495

@previous (DEF-GD )
How can you be so sure?

What if you were programmed to think that you weren't a robot? Or what if... you're just programmed to lie about being a robot?

+Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.10.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,510

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