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Topic: Can peeing on my garbage will stop my neighbors dog from getting into it?

+Anonymous A10.9 years ago #43,034

Can this dog see that territory (or the smell) has been rather marked?

+Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #468,812

He'll have to see you do it at least once. Preferably in the nude. Also, you'll have to lick your crotch afterwards, but real alpha male like.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,813

@previous (B)
Yo. My dog have called me "past friends" in the thanks.

+Anonymous C10.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,816

Take a shit in his territory, that'll show him who's boss.

+Anonymous D10.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,817

@OP
ducky detected.

+Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.10.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,822

Throw hunks of raw beef into other people's trash cans. I'm not sure it'll keep the dog out of your can, but it'll be fun.

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+The Robot 10.9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,824

Beep bop boop

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,825

@468,822 (Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.)
Any idea what a pound of beef is going for these days!?!? My method is cheaper and more direct.

·Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.10.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,827

@previous (B)

No reason not to do both, lulz are priceless. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

+Anonymous G10.9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #468,949

Is simple, comrade. Tape contact explosive to meat raw, insert into garbage MUCH CAREFUL, when fido find, boom, then no woof. Solved problem.

+Vera 10.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,040

A bowl of anti-freeze will do.

·Anonymous G10.9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #469,043

@previous (Vera )
Satisfies not so much as BOOM.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY10.9 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,401

doctor v syntax.jpg@previous (G)

+The Zombie 10.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #469,416

Brrraaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssss....

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