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Topic: I'm British and it feels great.

+Anonymous A10.9 years ago #43,002

You cannot talk about the history of other countries without mentioning Britain.

+Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #468,433

Challenge accepted: Swaziland.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,435

@previous (B)
> Swaziland was a British protectorate from 1903 until 1967. It regained its independence on 6 September 1968

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,436

Chile.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,439

@previous (B)
Without Chile's help, we would have lost the Falklands
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/falklandislands/10947350/Without-Chiles-help-we-would-have-lost-the-Falklands.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aftermath_of_the_Falklands_War


Charles Darwin spent seventeen months in Chile

+Anonymous C10.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,444

Virgin Islands

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,445

@468,439 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Without Chile's help, we would have lost the Falklands

So your mighty empire needed the help of some piss-poor South American country to help you win a fight for some tiny islands. Being British must indeed feel "great"!

> Charles Darwin spent seventeen months in Chile

If you're going to include who travelled where then pretty much any country can be mentioned as having influenced every other country.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #468,447

@previous (B)
Yes, The Falklands was a long way off and we were broke. Chile are our south American bros.

Charles Darwin is a major histroical figure for the entire human race. He discovered and documented evolution which was a big step in the human race moving forward. The fact that Darwin was British and on bored a British exploration ship and spend a great deal of time in Chile where he no doubt continued his work on evolution is a big bookmark in Chile's histroy which also involves Britain

+INB4 SYNTAX 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,448

doctor v syntax.jpgINB4 SYNTAX

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,449

@468,444 (C)
> The British Virgin Islands is an overseas territory of the United Kingdom comprising approximately 60 islands and cays including Tortola, Virgin Gorda, Jost Van Dyke, and Anegada

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,450

@468,447 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
tl;dr

And lol again at you illustrating why Britain is great by mentioning being broke and needing help from a South American shithole. Is there ANY freakin' war in which Britain hasn't needed someone else to bail them out??

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,451

Mexico.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,452

@468,450 (B)
I can't think of any wars where a 3rd party hasn't got involved to help one side out. All countries have their ups and down, Britain is geat, not perfect.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,453

@468,451 (B)
> In order to protect Mexico from the attacks of English, French and Dutch pirates, as well as the Crown's revenue, only two ports were open to foreign trade---Veracruz on the Atlantic and Acapulco on the Pacific. The pirates attacked, plundered and ravaged several cities like Campeche (1557), Veracruz (1568) and Alvarado (1667).


> The Mexican War was fought between Great Britain, the United States, and Mexico between 1845 and 1848. It is sometimes referred to as the Invasion of Mexico or, more rarely, the Second Anglo-Californian War, as some consider it to be a direct follow-up to the Anglo-Californian War of the 1590s. Its most important consequence was the Mexican Cession, or the resulting sale of the Mexican territories of California and New Mexico to Great Britain; and the recession of the Republic of Texas and its subsequent recognition by Mexico. It also laid the groundwork for the Continental Commerce Treaty, the American Civil War, and marked the founding of the Green Army.

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,457

Namibia.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,458

@previous (B)
> Namibia became a German colony in 1884 under Otto von Bismarck to forestall British encroachment and was known as German South-West Africa (Deutsch-Südwestafrika).[12] However, the Palgrave mission by the British governor in Cape Town had determined that only the natural deep-water harbour of Walvis Bay was worth occupying -- and this was annexed to the Cape province of British South Africa.

It is also a member of the Commonwealth of Nations.

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #468,462

Greenland.

+The Robot 10.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,466

Beep bop boop

+Anonymous F10.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,472

@previous (The Robot )

> Beep bop boop

@OP

Yea, what about planet Beep bop boop?

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 19 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,543

Looks like Greenland stumped him.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,546

@previous (B)
It's barely a country

+Anonymous G10.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,547

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
lol. UK a figment of what it once was. In the future it will be under Sharia law.

·Anonymous B10.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,550

@468,546 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> It's barely a country

See...

@OP

> You cannot talk about the history of other countries without mentioning Britain.

You didn't qualify that you were including only countries which you consider significant enough.

Looks like I've made a mug of you and proven your OP to be the bollocks it is.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,552

@468,547 (G)
Syntax is salty

·Anonymous D10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,554

sockpuppet.jpg@468,547 (G)

+Anonymous H10.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,558

@468,547 (G)
We can only hope. Allahu akbar.

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