Topic: ATTN: The Reptilian

+Anonymous A — 10.9 years ago #42,982

My peeps are watching you, reptilian sympathizing statist scum.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #468,233

Why is the second row all lopsided?

+deedee !62IAFK6l0Y — 10.9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,234

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
because the lawn

+The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,235

+**Q*Bert — 10.9 years ago**, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,236

@#$%!

+The Robot — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,247

Beep bop boop

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,259

@468,233 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I do not pretend to understand the secrets or mechanics of Peeps. Who can truly appreciate all their marshmellowy mysteries?

@468,235 (The Reptilian )
Why can't you just go back to Alpha Draconis and leave us in peace!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,260

@468,247 (The Robot )
I'm going to smash a toaster if you keep this up. Do you really want to be responsible for that?

+Frederick Chilton — 10.9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,271

Sure is Draconian in here.

+Anonymous H — 10.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,274

@468,260 (A)

·The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,275

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,277

@468,274 (H)
That toaster deserves to be smashed regardless of beep boop bops or robot uprisings.

@previous (The Reptilian )
Stop staring at me with your goddamn beady eyes you filthy cold blooded reptoid.

·Anonymous H — 10.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,279

@previous (A)
Be careful. He has a set of brass knuckles.

·The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,281

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,282

@468,279 (H)
Oh dear, I didn't realize he was armed and dangerous.

I bet the Russians sold him this weapon technology... or maybe it was Iraq, or ISIL. Fucking terrorists, man.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,283

@468,281 (The Reptilian )
BEADY. EYED. FILTH.

Quick, does anyone speak Draconis? I need someone to translate a threat.

·Anonymous H — 10.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,285

@468,282 (A)
It's on top of the doorframe. Maybe you could distract him by sliding a picture of a small boy under the door before you burst in.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,286

@previous (H)
What? Like how people hang horseshoes over doorways for good luck? Is there some superstition associated with keeping brass knuckles over a doorway I'm not aware of?

The photo thing is one possible strategy, although it's probably unnecessary.

I know Chris Hansen is trying to do some sort of reboot of to catch a predator... I wonder if they accept leads.

·The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,291

·Anonymous H — 10.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,292

@468,286 (A)
He probably can't even reach it without the stool he is clearly standing on in that picture anyway. You wouldn't need an actual photo of a small boy, just a piece of paper with a crude stick figure, and the word "shota" written on it will probably do the job just as well.

·**Q*Bert — 10.9 years ago**, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,296

@#$%!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,303

@468,292 (H)
Maybe a manila envelope under the door with the word 'shota' on it and just fill it with some blank sheets of paper and glitter.

I wonder if he keeps the stool by the door... you know, come to think of it, that could come in handy for staging a suicide. Just saying.

@468,291 (The Reptilian )
I always knew Elizabeth was one of you, the scaly old hag.

·The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,305

·The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #468,310

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.9 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #468,333

@468,260 (A)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #468,363

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #468,364

@468,305 (The Reptilian )
@468,310 (The Reptilian )
Is this one of your relatives, you beady eyed sunnuhvabeetch?

·The Reptilian — 10.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #468,372

Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
Or browse the latest topics.

TinyChan