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Topic: I'm thinking about meeting Chris Chans half brother.

+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11 years ago #42,953

cole.jpgChris Chans brother, Cole is a film critic whom sometime ago was selling "dates" where you could meet him in New York, drink craft beet and talk about movies. Anyway, I'm in New York for 16 days in November with a theatre company and thinking about meeting cole for a movie date (last I checked it was $250 starting bid) since I have a total of 5 days off over that period. I don't think he's selling his movie meet up anymore although I haven't checked but I'm thinking about contacting through his website or twitter and making an offer.

I figure I would treat it as sold and gain his confidence then after a few beers I would bring up Chris and see how that goes. Even if it goes tits up I wouldn't worry too much since I would have killed some time and I don't know anyone from the cast or crew I'm going with.

+Anonymous B11 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #467,869

@OP
I can't imagine that going badly at all.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,871

Don't forget he's also one of two people who didn't like Toy Story 3

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,872

@467,869 (B)
What's the worst that can happen? He'll walk out or ask me to shut up about Chris. Ether way it's worth a shot, if it goes badly at least I had an evening out.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
If I ask him about Chris and Toy Story 3 he'll know for sure I'm fucking around. I'll have to think up a backstory then tell him I came accross Chris through googling him.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,874

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Are you going to tape the conversation with your phone?

·Anonymous B11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,875

28 2.jpg@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> tape
> phone

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,876

@467,874 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Undecided. I wouldn't want to blow my cover but I'll get a picture of us toghter before we sit down, like a selfie. Since it could last a few hours I might look into getting a modern dictator phone.

I'm really doing for my personal entertainment rather than being fotm on the cwcki forums.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,878

cat19.jpg@467,875 (B)
> 2015
> not have a modified remotely-activated answering machine with a long-play tape tied into your cell-phone

+Anonymous D11 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,880

Bottom Line from http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey

In recent years Chris has made numerous efforts to get in touch with Cole, to no avail. In October 2013 he told his friend Rebeckah, "I have no confirmed or direct contact with him in NY; he doesn't respond to email, twitter feed, Facebook, YouTube, etcetera, either. So, I am most unable to reach him at all." On 22 June 2013, Chris attempted to contact Cole via video. He recorded a message directed to John Kyle, Cole's brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. Chris expressed anger at Cole for not inviting him and Barb to his wedding. In the same month, Chris tried to communicate with Cole on Twitter, basically telling him to come back home so he could dump his familial responsibilities on him and go on his Sweetheart Search. He also suggested that Cole had some mental/physical problems of his own (even talking down to him at one point) right before activating the "Playing for Sympathy" card, lamenting his time in jail. In August 2015, Chris tried yet again to reach out to Cole, this time through Facebook, hoping that a flurry of hashtags would work their magic.

Chris has two explanations for this falling-out with his half-brother, both fed to him by Barb. First, Cole has been entirely misled about Barb's character by the lies of other family members. "She is the opposite of what hate they filled Cole's head with," Chris asserts. Second, Cole's "mental problems" caused by his childhood injury mean that he has "taken it out heavily on our mother." "Lord Knows What Else goes on through his head," Chris has concluded, demonstrating that more than anything else, Cole is almost entirely unknown to Chris.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,888

@previous (D)
That aside I've gone through his website and although it's very polished I get the feeling he wouldn't pass up the chance to make $300 for drinking a few beers with a fine British gentleman for a few hours. Who know what'll happen but yeah, he'll most likely force a change of subject or walk out but again, a few beers can get him talking.

·Anonymous D11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,890

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
For $300 you can fly round trip and meet Chris in person.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,892

@previous (D)
well... I doubt I would be alloud to leave the city in case I'm called into work. But anyway, it was just an idea to give myself something to do. I'll contact him and see what happens.

+The Robot 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,895

Beep bop boop

+Kook !r.1R.XQDuc11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,900

This could be incredible!

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