
Bert,
Reverand Billy here, I was just wondering if you were OK, and if you were coming back to finish your confession.
I know you got upset when you were speaking of being pleasantly raped by a gang of blacks, who then beat you up for refusing to perform oral sex on them.
Believe me child, god forgives you for not orally satisfying his flock, but since this is a will of god, you must comply or face hell.
Please consider returning to repent your sins by finishing your confession.
god bless,
Rev. Billy J. Collins